What is a hummer?

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: Thomas the Rhymer
Date: 20 Aug 01 - 03:07 AM

If I had a hummer,...I'd hummer in the morning!

A little bird that hangs motionless in the spring air

One who sings without opening ones mouth

A piece of wax found just to the left of the A-string on a fretless banjo behind the nut, but just barely.

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: The Shambles
Date: 20 Aug 01 - 03:08 AM

In the years between this thread and now, I am glad to say that I now can share the wonderful experience of having a wild Rufous Hummingbird buzz around my head.

I still don't understood much of the other rubbish on this one though. (Smiles)

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 20 Aug 01 - 03:16 AM

PeterT is WRONG about Canada...

Ya wanna know what a hummer is?

Rent any movie with Linda Lovelace...

:-)

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: paddymac
Date: 20 Aug 01 - 10:15 AM

Hey, Kat - thanks for refreshing this one. I've enjoyed the chuckles all over again. We surely do get goofy on occasion.

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 20 Aug 01 - 11:10 AM

Well, that was a pleasant hour!;-)

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 20 Aug 01 - 01:06 PM

LOL,you guys are crazy!

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: annamill
Date: 20 Aug 01 - 01:08 PM

Ahhh.. "back in the goodledays" (hartford)!

Love, Annap

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 21 Aug 01 - 12:00 AM

The first time I saw a HumVee, I thought it looked like someone had tried to make a more-aerodynamic garbage truck.

By the way, where do those people get the money for that kind of stuff?

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: Lee Shore
Date: 21 Aug 01 - 06:42 PM

Well now I'm confused. Here in Hawaii, oral sex involves yelling "Eh, fock you!" at each other until somebody gets punched in the mouth. You're saying it's something else back in America?

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: catspaw49
Date: 21 Aug 01 - 06:58 PM

Yeah Lee Shore.....Back here in the place I grew up it was different, a little more refined althoug it began the same:

Fock you!
Fock me? Hey, Fock YOU!!
I will as soon as I finish with your Mother.
Hey, don't be sayin' shit about my mother!
Okay, I focked your sister too but she wasn't as good.
You fockin' Scumbag!
Scumbag? Yeah Pissant, I focked your Scumbag Old Man too.
Fock off you queerass fockhead.
Yeah, no problem....And your Ol Man was better than your sister OR your mother!
FOCK YOU!!
.....and on and on and on...............

Spaw

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: Snuffy
Date: 21 Aug 01 - 08:45 PM

I only know "hummer" as the German word for Lobster, never knew it was also yankee for Blowjob

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 22 Aug 01 - 07:03 AM

Does that mean kazoo players are also good at the "American Clarinet"....?
RtS (now wash your mouth out,Roger and go stand in the corner)

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 22 Aug 01 - 07:04 AM

Lee Shore, wheah you stay? I thought I was the only Mudcatter in the islands. Glad to know I'm not alone!

Aloha,
Mark, in Hilo (who used to go to the Mummer's Parade on Broad Street -- see beginning of thread -- every New Year's Day, back when it was on Broad Street)

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: annamill
Date: 22 Aug 01 - 01:43 PM

Roger? American Clarinet?? You mean we only do this here?? Naaaa... can't be! Gee, maybe we "yanks", and they don't call us "Yanks" fo nothin', should write a book on humming. Yanking too!

Annamill (who should also go wash out her mouth with soap)

Subject: Linda Allen
From: GUEST,AG
Date: 04 Sep 01 - 07:53 AM

I am trying to find out where I can purchase a Linda Allen CD with the track October Roses on it. Also L Tanner and Sue Edmonds CD with The IPD track on it. Can anyone help?

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 04 Sep 01 - 09:05 AM

Just to stop this outrageous thread creep, to get back on track, a hummer is one of two types of female orgasm, the other being a bang. Mrs Skipjack told me that 18 years ago, having read it somewhere, Cosmopolitan, no doubt, and this has been my first chance to pass that little nugget on.

Skipjack

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: Gloredhel
Date: 04 Sep 01 - 06:58 PM

A kid could get quite an education here at Mudcat.

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: GUEST,Cretinous Yahoo
Date: 04 Sep 01 - 07:50 PM

What is a hummer? Hell, I wouldn't touch this with a 10 foot tongue.

Subject: RE: What is a hummer?
From: GUEST,Genie
Date: 06 Sep 01 - 12:20 AM

Isn't a "hummer" a kazoo or someone who plays one?