BS: Allan C. Was No Surprise

Subject: RE: BS: Allan C. Was No Surprise
From: Tinker
Date: 13 Jun 03 - 01:15 PM

Allan, it's perfect for the repetiore of the "Choco Woman's Choir" picture them performing in matching eclessiastical purple. The Chocolate song, 16 Stone.... Truely a memorable event...For a formal occaision such as this do the jeans need to be replaced with purple leggings???

Tinker

Subject: RE: BS: Allan C. Was No Surprise
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 13 Jun 03 - 01:21 PM

Micca can't be bridesmaid that is going to be El Greko and Geoff is going to be usher and go round telling people to 'ush.

Subject: RE: BS: Allan C. Was No Surprise
From: Allan C.
Date: 13 Jun 03 - 02:06 PM

Gosh, with all these people in attendance, do you suppose there will be room for Terri and me?

Subject: RE: BS: Allan C. Was No Surprise
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 13 Jun 03 - 02:11 PM

Well Allan...you and Terri are only providing the excuse for the party!!....and as long as you don't start calling me Aunty Cat like your Good Lady I'll buy you a drink to celebrate!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Allan C. Was No Surprise
From: Sorcha
Date: 13 Jun 03 - 04:48 PM

Allan, you and Teri will have to stay outside........

Subject: RE: BS: Allan C. Was No Surprise
From: Sorcha
Date: 14 Jun 03 - 12:47 AM

PS--You are allowed to hold hands.......and kiss at the end. Noting else.............LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: Allan C. Was No Surprise
From: katlaughing
Date: 14 Jun 03 - 12:49 AM

Ahem...I've said, privately, that I think they need to do this mid-pond on a ship of some sort, to be fair to both sides. I mean it would seem natural to do it at the Getaway or up in Yorkshire or something like that, BUT the middle of the pond, like they did when connecting the telegraph lines under water seems more fair to all who would want to attend.

We could have a fiesta with synchronised swimmers, as well as some of the Lord of the Dance performers, I see Shatner is doing that is some ad, now, maybe Little Hawk could get him, and let's see we'll get kilts for all of the gents and some pipes and swords so we can have a sword dance and get a morris side, too, plus Micca can bring a giant, then from across here, we'll have Kendall, Charley and others doing s/chanteys, as well as some blues by Max, DW, bet and I will do some cowboy and Sorcha can fiddle up a storm, Big Mick can play his low D, everyone one else can join in or take a turn...it'll be a giant extravaganza and we'll get BBC/PBS to follow around and do a documentary and Mudcat will go on and on, forever and ever with nary a care for funding, in fact there will be an endowment for a small Mudcat University and Retirement Community and it will say over the doorway, "Brought to you by Terri and Allan's wedding extravaganza - get your copy on dvd, today!"

Subject: RE: BS: Allan C. Was No Surprise
From: Allan C.
Date: 14 Jun 03 - 01:33 AM

Jeez! No need to feed these imaginations. They are so full, they fairly spew!

Terri and I are discussing the possible launch of a hot-air balloon so that we can put all of this into some sort of perspective. Perhaps we would be well advised to stay up there until the dust clears or until we run out of proper ale - whichever comes first.

Subject: RE: BS: Allan C. Was No Surprise
From: Morticia
Date: 14 Jun 03 - 01:56 PM

(in a very small,meek voice).....Erm, do we get any say in this wedding or shall we just turn up when we are told to?

You can only fit so much proper ale into a hot air balloon....

Subject: RE: BS: Allan C. Was No Surprise
From: katlaughing
Date: 14 Jun 03 - 06:04 PM

Terri and Allan, my dad had four daughters. He always said he couldn't afford four weddings; when we got ready to tie the knot, he would give us each $100 and a ladder to elope. I am sure if I told him of your plight, he'd do the same for you now.**bg**