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'Gag' Song Titles
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: Fergie Date: 26 Jul 04 - 03:08 PM How about I can't get over a girl like you, so you'll have to answer the phone yourself. Fergus |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: Terry Allan Hall Date: 26 Jul 04 - 05:23 PM A local guy, Michael Martin, has a song called "How Can I Get You Off Of My Mind (When You're Sitting On My Face)"... Kinda tacky, but a crowd pleaser. |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: Cool Beans Date: 26 Jul 04 - 07:20 PM "She Broke My Heart in Three Places: Seattle, Chicago and New York," a real song by the Hoosier Hot Shots |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: MikeofNorthumbria Date: 27 Jul 04 - 10:26 AM "If I offered to peel you an orange, would you think I was taking the pith?" Wassail! |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: Big Jim from Jackson Date: 27 Jul 04 - 10:59 AM "Five Pounds Of 'Possum In My Headlights Tonight" and "If My Nose Ran Money, Honey, I'd Blow It All On You" by Mike Snider of the Grand Ol' Opry |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: GUEST,daHOFman Date: 27 Jul 04 - 12:54 PM RE: Sounds a bit crude, but it's supposed to be a real song: "If I Can't Be Your Number One, Then Number Two On You!" ----------------------------------------- by the LATE & GREAT ROGER MILLER, NO LESS ... and I seriously doubt if Gene Autry recorded "I Still Write Your Name In The Snow" But Chet Atkins Did, i usta have it on a composite LP... |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: GUEST,belter Date: 27 Jul 04 - 04:51 PM Just about any Ray Stevens song. Prop Me Up Beside the Juke Box When I Die There's A Tear In My Bear Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares Friggin in the riggin |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: Zany Mouse Date: 27 Jul 04 - 06:08 PM What does SPROJ mean? |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: Amos Date: 27 Jul 04 - 06:45 PM Special Project? A |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: GUEST,mack/misophist Date: 27 Jul 04 - 07:20 PM Every one seems to have missed "My Tears Have Washed 'I Love You' From the Blackboard of My Heart". Thank You Dear Lord for Victory in Korea should be on the list, too. |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 28 Jul 04 - 04:11 AM SPROJ - the Society for the Protection and Retelling of Old Jokes and other associated similar silliness. Membership is free but by recommendation only. All suitable old jokes are given SPROJ numbers including variations, derivations and even deviations. Well known jokes are told by number only, hence by calling out (for instance) the number 13b to ardent SPROJJERS, you will, if a member of the cognoscenti,elicit at the very least a hearty chuckle. I would like to direct to the site on the web but it got hoovered up when spring cleaning. Yes, we have very clean springs. Hope that clears everything up, must go now time for the electro therapy. |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 28 Jul 04 - 06:56 AM Should have mentioned before SPROJ was originated by the late Dave Houlden. Nurse, the electrodes please! |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: Snuffy Date: 28 Jul 04 - 09:04 AM Apparently one prospective member had to tell some jokes for an entrance examination. "48" he called: silence. "17c": not a titter. Whatever number he called out nobody laughed. Eventually he turned to his sponsor and said "Have I picked a load of duff jokes, then" "Nothing wrong with the jokes - it's the way you tell them" (I forget what number that one was) |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 28 Jul 04 - 11:23 AM Snuffy - Is this some sort of attempt at gaining membership by the back door? If so, it will not work, the committee will hear of this and you may be blackballed for ever. By the way, that is basically SPROJ number one, you used the wrong joke numbers. The treatment is not working, more power. |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: GUEST,Gene Date: 28 Jul 04 - 08:22 PM http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm a comprehensive list of REAL and IMAGINED song titles... |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: rich-joy Date: 29 Jul 04 - 02:22 AM wasn't there a "Nice Legs!(Shame About the Face)" in the charts some years back?? ... Cheers! R-J |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: Mr Red Date: 31 Jul 04 - 08:37 AM I just heard the opening lines of a song said to be sung by Mills and Jones, it sounded very 40/50's American. Ah! was that Spike Jones? It din't register at the time but it fits stylistically. "Never hit your Granny on the head with a shovel, it leaves a bad impression on her mind" |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: Flash Company Date: 31 Jul 04 - 11:34 AM Hey, Cool Beans, I used to have the 78 of The Hoosier Hotshots singing that! The other side was 'Don't change horses in the middle of a stream (If you want to keep your britches dry!)' How about 'They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore' by The Texas Jewboys! Real, honest! FC |
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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: kendall Date: 01 Aug 04 - 06:16 AM My favorite still is: She Won't Get Under Me 'til I get Over You. |
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