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BS: 'Man walks into a bar...................
| GUEST,Boab | 11 Dec 03 - 01:02 AM | |
| GUEST,Boab | 11 Dec 03 - 01:07 AM | |
| Neighmond | 11 Dec 03 - 01:39 AM | |
| Folkiedave | 11 Dec 03 - 04:15 AM | |
| Dave Hanson | 11 Dec 03 - 05:10 AM | |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Man walks into a bar................... From: GUEST,Boab Date: 11 Dec 03 - 01:02 AM Man walks into a bar, a crocodile on a leash. "Hey Barman---d-ye serve bodhran players in here?" "Of course we do!" -"Ah, good! I'll have a pint, --and a bodhran player for the croc!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Man walks into a bar................... From: GUEST,Boab Date: 11 Dec 03 - 01:07 AM Man walks into a bar. The barman takes one look "You!--out!!--Last time you were in here you skipped without payin'!" A real hurt look "Me, Mister? You are certainly mistaken . I've never been in here before.." Barman---"Hmmmm---well, you must have a double." Man "Gee, thanks---just a drop of water in it please!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Man walks into a bar................... From: Neighmond Date: 11 Dec 03 - 01:39 AM drinks enough booze to float a schooner, and starts panhandling other patrons for drinks. Having quite enough of this foolishness, the landlord puts him out onto the walk. Ten minutes later he entered through the back door, sat at a small table and tried to order up a pint. "Get out! And don't come back!" Shouts the agitated landlord, and the inebriate departs. Hardly ten minutes pass when the man enters through the side entrance, and sidles up to the far end of the bar, where a young barmaid is passing out drinks. Upon seeing him come in the landlord shouted at the barmaid not to serve him, as he was already pi--ing down his pantleg drunk. Whereupon the man looked at the landlord, rubbed his eyes, and said "How many places do you work at, anyway?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Man walks into a bar................... From: Folkiedave Date: 11 Dec 03 - 04:15 AM Man walks into a bar dressed as Shakespeare - barman says "You're barred". Dave www.collectorsfolk.co.uk |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Man walks into a bar................... From: Dave Hanson Date: 11 Dec 03 - 05:10 AM with a crocodile, puts the croc on a table, drops his trouers and puts his penis in the crocs mouth then gives the croc a vicious crack on the head with a baseball bat, ' anyone want to try that for a hundred pounds ', little old lady in the corner says ' I will but don't hit me as hard as the croc ' |
