BS: Yes, I am nuts... apparently.

Subject: RE: BS: Yes, I am nuts... apparently.
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jul 05 - 10:56 AM

Hell and dalmation! Send the Max a buck. It ain't gonna bitecha!

Neil and Bill have agreed to play a charity gig at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed this fall, just after the Getaway, so ya better send in your advance payments. Make them checks out to Max. It is gonna be mobbed and seats are going fast; don't miss it.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Yes, I am nuts... apparently.
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jul 05 - 10:22 PM

Yo, Max... You listenin'??? How many bucks has you got from this thread??? I'd bet, ahhh, not too many....

Okay, hey all you Mudcatters... Yeah, I knowed that I been accused of being a commie agitator and I ain't gonna deny it but, hey, if it's dough that you need then let me tell you a few things about gnu's mom...

She once drank Jack Daniels unner the table, an' she was once known to have only two pairs of footware: two pairs of combat boots, an' she chewed tobacco after hours... So there...

That oughtta get them bucks pourin' in...

An' don't mess wid Texas!!! Spit...

(But, Bobert, you hate Texas, don't ya???)

Ahhh, nevermind the Texas comment... I been in the sun today...

Bo/send$$$$$/bert

Subject: RE: BS: Yes, I am nuts... apparently.
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 05 - 07:54 AM

Today, I find I have no foison for a fair fare of flummoxing flubdub for flustering my fine friend's feeble foibles unfairly foisted upon my dear, sweet, Mum.

PS... Mum says fuck off.

Subject: RE: BS: Yes, I am nuts... apparently.
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jul 05 - 10:47 AM

The gnu sure effs around a lot, doesn't he?

A

Subject: RE: BS: Yes, I am nuts... apparently.
From: rumanci
Date: 31 Jul 05 - 10:52 AM

'ooking right Amos
You'd never catch me saying them things
LOL

Send a pound yookers - maybe that will shut him up
:-D

rum

Subject: RE: BS: Yes, I am nuts... apparently.
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 05 - 11:52 AM

"Shut him up."? Hey, I am not one to go on and on, just flapping my jaw for no reason. I know when to shut up... not like some people around here. Not me, nosiree indeedy. I was brought up to have more manners than to keep talking and not listen up when others have something to say. More people should learn to curb their verbosity and take the time to genuinely be interested in what others have to say. I learned early in life not to hog the conversation. I nearly starved to death one time... my old man told me to shut up... wouldn't tell him I was hungry!


(Apologies to Foghorn Leghorn.)

Subject: RE: BS: Yes, I am nuts... apparently.
From: gnu
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 11:48 AM

Tens minutes to drop off the page. You thought I might shut up this time, didn't ya? Lest you forget, I am irritant.

Annoyance, aggravation, bother, burr, hassle, headache, pest, plague... elephant.

(Apologies to King Crimson.)

Subject: RE: BS: Yes, I am nuts... apparently.
From: GUEST,King Crimson
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 11:57 AM

Hey ye, get the eff out of my court!

Subject: RE: BS: Yes, I am nuts... apparently.
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 07:15 AM

Thanks Bob... didn't know you were a GUEST here at the Café. Don't forget to send in your bucks, bread, bank notes, brass, cash, coin, cabbage, capital, credit, currency, green, gelt, loot, lolly, lettuce, lucre, moolah, mazuma, money, scratch, spondulicks, shekels, wherewithal, wampum.

Why all the BROUUUUUUHAHA and BALLYHOO? Because, wait for it....

Money talks.

Subject: RE: BS: Yes, I am nuts... apparently.
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 07:16 AM

.... and bullshit walks.

Subject: RE: BS: Yes, I am nuts... apparently.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Mar 06 - 08:28 PM

FOR SALE!

Shaving Cream Pies!

Subject: RE: BS: Yes, I am nuts... apparently.
From: number 6
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 04:47 PM

No thanks ... gonna spend some money on Marmite.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Yes, I am nuts... apparently.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 05:43 PM

Well, smearing that on faces looks just as good slapstick I suppose, but it lacks the energy of a good pie fight, which is where this thread looked like it was heading...

Subject: RE: BS: Yes, I am nuts... apparently.
From: number 6
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 07:47 PM

yeah in that case I guess I can spare a toonie or two for some pies.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Yes, I am nuts... apparently.
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:03 PM

Yuck, this pie tastes like soap!!!