BS: Getting rid of flies

Subject: RE: BS: Getting rid of flies
From: harpmaker
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 08:14 PM

Get yourself a dog turd, (sloppy is best) place the turd on a piece of wood and put it on the kitchen worksurface. It does not take long for all the flies to land on it.
Then, with a large wooden malet, hit the turd hard.
Put all the flaterned flies in the bin.

Subject: RE: BS: Getting rid of flies
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 08:37 PM

BUT, be V E R Y careful.

Subject: RE: BS: Getting rid of flies
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 08:45 PM

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Subject: RE: BS: Getting rid of flies
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 06:31 AM

Just call for the Doctor....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Getting rid of flies
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 10:57 AM

Find yourself a suitably mad cat. I know one that catches* crane flies, so house flies should be possible...


* well, occasionally. More often, she misses, and lands on the bed below. At three am. It's times like this that make you wnder if she'd be able to catch seagulls too. On the way out the window.....

Subject: RE: BS: Getting rid of flies
From: GUEST, Topsie
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 11:14 AM

I've seen wasps come in through the window, catch flies, discard the flies' wings, then fly off with the corpse, presumably to the nest or somewhere convenient for a wasp picnic.

Subject: RE: BS: Getting rid of flies
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 11:14 AM

This the cat?

Subject: RE: BS: Getting rid of flies
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 11:27 AM

Set fire to your kitchen. Works for me!