BS: Famous Slug-Wrestler found dead

Subject: RE: BS: Famous Slug-Wrestler found dead
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 02:58 PM

Gourmet food. Slugs covered in chocolate are going for big bucks on the internet. Business opportunity here for the willing.

Subject: RE: BS: Famous Slug-Wrestler found dead
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 03:01 PM

I can believe it of THEM..... silly b*st*rds....

*G*

Subject: RE: BS: Famous Slug-Wrestler found dead
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 03:58 PM

Slugs make a lovely smoothie!
G

Subject: RE: BS: Famous Slug-Wrestler found dead
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 04:14 AM

My condolences to his family. They are suffering, and Cunningly's death leaves a trail of sadness. I'm not all that surprised, though, as he has risked his life many times over with his close encounters with inanimate, or barely animate objects and creatures. His close call stepping through a swarm of cigarette butts and peanut shells at the Tonsil and Shamrock Pub was a real nail biter. I can't, though, dismiss him feeding his house cat while holding his 42 year old son. The poor cat was frightened out of its wits.

Chanteyranger

Subject: RE: BS: Famous Slug-Wrestler found dead
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 06:17 AM

♫♪Slimy to the Moon ♪♫

Subject: RE: BS: Famous Slug-Wrestler found dead
From: frogprince
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 04:57 PM

WHO WOULD WANT T0 WRESTLE ANYTHING WITH CULINARY HABITS LIKE THIS?

Subject: RE: BS: Famous Slug-Wrestler found dead
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 05:26 PM

They are hemaphrodites, so it is quite in order to tell them to "Go fuck yourself" of course ☺
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Famous Slug-Wrestler found dead
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 06:19 PM

...and so they will

Subject: RE: BS: Famous Slug-Wrestler found dead
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 06:22 PM

And they share! (scroll down)

Subject: RE: BS: Famous Slug-Wrestler found dead
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 06:23 PM

"WHO WOULD WANT T0 WRESTLE ANYTHING WITH CULINARY HABITS LIKE THIS?"

I looked at the pic, frogprince. Hey man, that's good shit . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Famous Slug-Wrestler found dead
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 06:29 PM

Nah, he/she wasn't actually eating that stuff, it was just going through the motions.
G

I'll get me kilt!

Subject: RE: BS: Famous Slug-Wrestler found dead
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 06:32 PM

Eckholt! Eckholt!
Its not your fault
You were sent to meet God
By a gasteropod
You fought quite quite stunningly
Oh Brave Eckholt Cunningly!
How it raises my hackles
To think it bit off your tackle
That's not in the rules, of man/slug duels
So please think upon it
If you see a slug, stick one on it
And think of Poor Eckholt
Whose only fault
was to fight a big slug one time
who's sporting ethics were slime
Mind you - he must have been crackers
To let a slug near his knackers.

Subject: RE: BS: Famous Slug-Wrestler found dead
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 07:08 PM

LOL!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Wonderful stuff! Denizens of Hull, you are outdoing yourselves and simultaneously creating a soul-stirring and tremendously moving memorial to the fallen hero of Swinefleet. Well done, chaps, well done!