BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Canada

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Canada
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 02:27 PM

GAHHHH!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Canada
From: 3refs
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 02:35 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Ca
From: catspaw49 - PM
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 10:28 PM

No Wilfred......I'm sorry to tell you they will probably get worse. Should you settle in some quaint little place like, oh, say, Orillia for instance, you'll be under constant aggravation by simple shits and broke-dick mamaluccas often named George which will cause your 'roids to swell, fester, and rupture, to the point of needing a pouch attached to your u-trou just to carry the fuckers around.

Don't do it dear lady! Stay where you are and get a case of Preparation H and a rubber donut.

Spaw


You can't be talking obout MY Orillia?

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Canada
From: GUEST,Wilfred Pennifere
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 02:40 PM

I don't like what you are implying, catspaw49. You are slandering a man who has disappointed women all over the greater London area in his search for love and companionship, a man whose masculinity is beyond question, even if it has not succeeded in achieving its romantic objectives very often! Yes, I have been rejected many, many times by many, many women, but NO ONE has had the nerve to accuse me of being of indeterminate gender! You sir, are crap! You heard me. Crap! I don't usually use such strong words, but you have gone too far. If you were within physical range, I would be hard pressed to resist giving you a good thumping.

If all Canadians are as witless and offensive as you are, catspaw49, then it must be the most ignorant country on Earth, and I wouldn't consider moving there. So go on now, and crawl back into your igloo, you pathetic colonial. Shiver in the dark with the rest of the Canadians, I say! Ha! I am living in London, England, the centre of world culture, and you are not. Nyahh! Nyahh! Nyahh!

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Canada
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 02:51 PM

Oh, my. Dear me. The worm has turned. Wilfred is showing us his angry side.

How is Canada, our Canada, EVER going to LIVE without him?????

Yes, 3refs, I think it is our beloved Orillia that Spaw was speaking of. There can only be one Orillia. "Orillia...It'll thrill ya, chill ya, and fulfill ya..." The home of Gordon Lightfoot. The home of McGill Porta-Potties. The home of the William Shatner School of BAAAAAD Acting.

What a cool place, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Canada
From: 3refs
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 04:12 PM

We should invite Wilfred to Orillia. I'm quite sure he would fit in at the world famous Orillia Opera House.

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Canada
From: 3refs
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 04:14 PM

I'm not sure how it would help his roid problem though! Well......then again!

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Canada
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 04:15 PM

You know, I think you are onto something there... ;-) But only true Orillians will understand just what it is that you are onto.

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Canada
From: 3refs
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 04:19 PM

Little Hawk

I'm so glad you said "onto" as opposed to into!

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Canada
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 04:26 PM

Nothing like a small town scandal, is there?

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Cana
From: number 6
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 04:39 PM

"But only true Orillians will understand just what it is that you are onto"

Let's leave it as that.

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Canada
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 06:22 PM

Don't worry.

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Canada
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 06:28 PM

Sounds like you're experiencing an Anus Horribilus, dear Wilfred

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Canada
From: Tweed
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 07:05 PM

HAW!! It's only khandu in one of his many alter egos. They come upon him only after he's been drinking from mason jars or dog bowls.

Now he's an Englishman with hemmorhoids!

HAW! HAW! HAW!

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Cana
From: GUEST,dax
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 08:25 PM

I think Wilfred should take all of this sage advice and shove it up his arse!

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Cana
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 10:41 AM

Visit Blind River and meet a guy named "Shane." He knows all about hemmorhoids, being one himself. He's even been diagnosed as a "pile," although one left by, and not in, the anal region.

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Canada
From: 3refs
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 12:21 PM

How cold we forger? You can't discuss Orillia, The Sunshine City and not mention Prof Stephen Leacock, Champlain, the Parking Ticket lottery and the largest pot bust in Canadian history.

Check out the Orillia Song on youtube. It speaks(sings)volumes!

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Cana
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 01:48 PM

You mean Lake Champlain?

Subject: RE: BS: Will my hemmorhoids ease if I move to Canada
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 02:25 PM

The "Parking Ticket Lottery"??? What the heck. I must have missed that one somehow. Please explain.