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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: sophocleese Date: 18 May 00 - 09:25 AM Nice to see so many dirty old men getting there exercise...So does size matter to you guys or is it a question of shape? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Little Neophyte Date: 18 May 00 - 09:27 AM You know, my life must be pretty pathetic when the first thing I do in my day is check out the boob and sexy threads. Little Neo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Fortunato Date: 18 May 00 - 11:08 AM Well, that is a little scary, 'phyte, but you're in such good company here! And it's fun. I'm checking it out, as well, you see. Remember Gulliver's Travels and the description of Gulliver's encounter with the enormous and quite nude woman? in Brobdinag (spelling?) hilarious, yours Fortunato |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Homeless Date: 18 May 00 - 12:02 PM Sophocleese - It's more than just size, or even shape. There's color, proportions, body integrity, responsiveness, etc. I once put together a 3 page chart for rating the lovely things - over 35 different criterion. Tho I've been told that most guys don't go that far AND I've been accused of being a "Titty Connoisseur" (her words, not mine) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Cap't Bob Date: 18 May 00 - 02:07 PM MEDICAL QUESTION ** Can too much exercise harm the heart? Cap't Bob |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Sailor Dan Date: 18 May 00 - 02:16 PM Lil Neo - your checking of the threads proves that you have a normal healthy appetite for the pervese subjects on the Mudcat. It also proves your not a dried up, decrepit old hag with old timers disease that cant even remember what its about. Sophoclese - actually the size could be nice, but there is a case of too much, (in my book) Color doesn't matter (especially when I close my eyes) Shapes are all fine and an enhancement to the overall package, But the one thing that really matters is the warmth of the heart beneath. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 18 May 00 - 02:22 PM Homeless, Will you share your chart? I am waiting breathlessly (size enhanced) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Little Neophyte Date: 18 May 00 - 04:12 PM Sinsull, don't you mean you are waiting breastlessly? Homeless, how about you share that chart of yours with all of us. It sounds kind of interesting. I would like to compare your rating scale to my Bum Chart. Little Neo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Homeless Date: 18 May 00 - 04:24 PM Neo - I don't know - it would make for a rather lengthy post. I PM'ed it to SINSULL, and can do the same for you if you like. Tho if enough people show interest, I suppose I could be persuaded to post it on the thread. I just hate seeing threads cluttered up with long bits of silliness. If anyone else wants to see it, PM me, and this evening I'll either post it here, or PM it to people depending on interest level. Sailor Dan - keep in mind that "size" is not synonymous with "big." And I agree that there is a "too big." I also agree wholeheartedly about the warthm of the heart outweighing the appearance of the those which hide it, but, I've seen many more breasts than women I've ever had the opportunity to know well. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: sophocleese Date: 18 May 00 - 05:33 PM Homeless while I applaud your decision not to clutter up serious threads with long bits of silliness, I'm not entirely sure how it applies in this instance. I'm interested in your list, can't help wondering where I'd score on it, could you PM it to me if you don't want to post it publicly. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 19 May 00 - 12:20 PM Homeless, I just had a few minutes to go over your chart. Not enough time, as you know. This will require at least two hours of measuring, weighing, estimating, etc.
Please tell me this was the basis for your Doctoral Thesis and not something thrown together on a whim. No one (with the exception possibly of a gynecologist) should spend this much time contemplating breasts. One more concern: Are you male or female? And can I share this with my therapist? SS Never breastless, not even at birth. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: annamill Date: 19 May 00 - 12:41 PM I've decided on my next enterprise when and if I ever get this frustrating video store open. I'm going to open a breast-gazing gym. Men would come in and have a variety of boobs to gaze at. I would charge $10.00 per 10 minutes and they wouldn't have to sign a contract. Just come in, pay, choose a pair out of the many pictures in the catolog and go into one of our offices and sit and gaze to their hearts content. So, what do you think? Would it fly? Love, annap
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 19 May 00 - 12:51 PM Annap, I think it rates right up there with my idea for a combined Laundromat and Brothel. Back in the sigle days when I used to frequent laundromats, I always thought that it was a good idea. I mean, what else is there to do? I never sould get into the "Suds and Tan" idea, but a cathouse.......or a singles bar concept would have been right satisfying. But then again, I can't figure out a lot of these "combined" businesses anyway. Down the road there is a "Drive-Thru Carryout" joint that advertizes tanning? What is that? You drive through and tan the left arm? "I'll be back and swap sides next week." ..........completely bizarre. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Bert Date: 19 May 00 - 12:59 PM Annap, REAL - YES, picture -NO. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: annamill Date: 19 May 00 - 01:12 PM Of course, Bert! The catalog would just show what was available. **BG** I wonder how I would go about recruiting employees? I would have to be very creative. LADIES!! Now you can finally cash in on your natural endowments! $10.00 and hour to just sit! CALL NOW 555-1010 all sizes needed
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 19 May 00 - 01:22 PM Any more than a mouth full is a waste anyway.. Just my own opinion Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 19 May 00 - 01:26 PM Annap. Just open it by a big Naval base and you will be rich in no time. (carefull you dont get killed in the rush though) Yours, Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Micca Date: 19 May 00 - 02:10 PM Dave, shouldn't that be just north of a Navel base? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Sailor Dan Date: 19 May 00 - 02:18 PM Dave; Everything above a BIG mouthful and a healthy handful or double handful might be wasted, I think. I will have to sit back and contemplate if the over abundance is wasted??? Hmmmmmmm |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Fortunato Date: 19 May 00 - 02:57 PM Well if you guys can be tasteless I guess I can too. My English pal and I used to rate the buxomity of passing lovelies using a system of measurement as follows: 1 BSR (British Standard Handful) = the amount of breast that will completely fill a derby hat. Therefore ratings of this sort were heard: "Ah, now there's a proper 2.5 BSR". "Yes, quite possibly 2.7! (If she played her cards right she could have me.)" |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Fortunato Date: 19 May 00 - 03:12 PM Whoops, make that Bowler hat, sorry! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Homeless Date: 19 May 00 - 04:07 PM Sinsull - male. Feel free to share. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 19 May 00 - 04:42 PM Thank You.
An appropriate "Word For The Day": In Jonathan Swift's 1726 satire "Gulliver's Travels," the fanciful country of Brobdingnag was inhabited by people twelve times the size of ordinary humans. Writing in Smithsonian magazine, Robert Hendrickson used "Brobdingnagian" to fine effect when describing someone blowing bubblegum: "The bubble rose, rose higher. It was a big, beautiful bubble, a Brobdingnagian bubble, a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious bubble."
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: sophocleese Date: 19 May 00 - 05:54 PM Geez, annap when I figure that one out you're charging the guys $10.00/minute but paying the women $10.00/hour. At that rate I'd be stopping the guys outside your place and offering them twenty minutes of watching for $10.00 and make three times what I'd get working for you. There was a big fuss a couple of years ago when it was thought that hordes of women would begin to go topless at Ontario beaches and in Ontario parks. Furious letters were written to the editor imploring our local council to ban bare breasts. I can understand that strippers and their managers would be worried about the free competition but I wonder about the people who kept saying it was for the sake of the children that we have to keep breasts hidden. As far as my kids are concerned they'd be more of a menace to the bare breast than the bare breast would be to them. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 19 May 00 - 08:59 PM Were they going to ban bare MALE breasts too? Never has made sense to Kate and I that the guys can go around without shirts, but we gals aren't supposed too!! At least ours have a function, and most kids have seen them before they are very many hours old! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Mbo Date: 19 May 00 - 09:10 PM You are more than welcome to do so, Sorcha! But on base (Camp Lejuene) men cannot go barechested, or wear just plain white undershirts either. Well, except at the beach! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 19 May 00 - 09:38 PM Well, I don't agree with the "anything over a mouthful is wasted." I think it depends on what you do with them...decoratively or physically!*BG* How would you guys feel if one us said, "Anything over 8 inches is just a waste? Or, if you're going for mouthfuls, make it maybe 4-5"?!! Fair's fair, eh?**BG** Here's something from an old editorial of mine, seems relevant here: Every springtime, I get an incredible urge to either hoot and whistle at the men and their naked upper "bods", or yell at them to put their shirts back on! This is followed up by the urge to join them in letting loose my bosom to the pure air and Rocky Mountain sunshine; walk around my yard, tend my flowers and pull my weeds with no thought of offending the neighbors or being hauled off to jail for indecent exposure. How is that a women's life-giving breasts are indecent, while men's aren't life-giving or indecent? luvyakat!
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 19 May 00 - 09:54 PM Men crash cars and kill people when staring at lovely girls, dont make it worse.LOL. Yours, Aye. Dave (who once ran a boat aground because of naked women grabbing his attention) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Sailor Dan Date: 19 May 00 - 11:14 PM Dave please clarify last statement. You ran a boat aground while you had women grabbing Dave at attention while nekkid.. How come you were wasting your time running a boat???? Hmmmmmmmmmmm |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 19 May 00 - 11:29 PM And why blame it on the wimmin!?**BG** |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 20 May 00 - 12:04 AM Aye, well it was more than just my attention they wus grabbing but thats another tale I'll never tell ye mates!!! LOL, Yours, Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Margo Date: 20 May 00 - 12:05 AM Grabbing your attention; very cute, Dave the AM. I have just one thing to say: WHAT ON EARTH HAVE I STARTED??? I haven't gotten a pic of myself playing banjo yet, but I did get my fifth string capo installed. Complicates things. :>) Margo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: JennieG Date: 20 May 00 - 02:31 AM Well Dave I have heard many euphemisms for the male tackle - but ATTENTION? That's a new one on me!!! JennieG |