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Subject: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 13 May 00 - 04:13 PM Not that you can ever say enough about them, but........ Remember High School? Yeah, I know its a stretch, but do you remember the first time you encountered falsies? I learned of the late model version of falsies a few minutes ago. Karen just got off the phone with her sister Karolyn. When the 'Gods of Genetics' cast their spell in Karen's family, they were probably playing for laughs. Karen is, to say the VERY least, well endowed....and I don't mean sorta'. Frankly the size causes her problems, as it does some of the other girls of the 'Cat who were on the previous threads. On the other hand.............. Her sister is extremely......well,I guess flat-chested is about all I can think of. Karen got ALL the breast genes and Karolyn got ZIP!!! Karolyn is a nice looking woman, but has always been sensitive to some degree on this subject. For instance, she found no humor in my asking if she wore a "minus A" cup. When she finds out about this thread, I am in DEEP shit. Anyway, she just told Karen she has been wearing her new WATER BRA!!! I busted a gut (so to speak) laughing. I (nor Karen, for obvious reasons) had never heard of a water bra. Its kinda like having implants without the implants. Its a gel substance much like the implant material but somehow all jiggered up in bra affair. Struck me as the 21st century version of falsies. Now before anyone kills me here for insensitivity, I realize this probably came from the need for women who have had breasts removed as a "prosthesis." But the idea of a woman simply wearing one to somehow "enhance" herself has always cracked me up. Karolyn told Karen that, "Now she actually jiggles." She also said they are very heavy. Karen's take on that was of course, "Yeah, but YOU can take them off." Anyway......... I wonder.....Do they come in different shapes? Different sizes? Another decision to make before getting dressed huh? I can just imagine the husband waiting to leave to go out to dinner: "Aw c'mon Honey....Just throw on some tits and let's get out of here." Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Biskit Date: 13 May 00 - 04:25 PM Damnit Spaw! I hope I can see to write through the tears! Just throw on some tits and ......heeeeeeeeeeehhheeee GUFAW!!!!!!oh GAWD! I can't stand it!!!!!OH Geezus I guess nobodys gonna mistake me for a sensetive 90's kind of a guy now....-Biskit- |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 13 May 00 - 04:39 PM Genetics are split the same way with all the gals in our family as well. Every set of sisters has one 'with' and one 'without'. Funny thing was, we all were late bloomers, try 18-19..(had my drivers license before I'd needed a bra)..so you never knew which one you were gonna be... I've heard of the water bras, and the falsies that stick on like post-it notes, kleenex, push-ups, I can't imagine using them myself. Not so much for the look, but the inevitable disaster when something goes wrong.... Water bra: balancing paperwork in my arm and having a stray staple pierce it...Niagra Stick-on's: When have you EVER know a post-it note to stay where you put it? That and they tend to curl a bit at the edges...yeesh Kleenex: Pretty much destroys those little strolls in the rain with your love....but you could always mold out of paper mache.. Push-ups: Try reaching for anything above your head...the little suckers shoot out the bottom of the brassiere, and you are left with a juggling act that Barnum and Bailey only dream about..
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Little Neophyte Date: 13 May 00 - 04:41 PM Catspaw, maybe the best thing for Karolyn would be for her to hear over and over again how gorgeous she is. That she does not need no water bra because she is beautiful. Little Neo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 13 May 00 - 05:27 PM Priceless, Spaw and Jen, and LilNeo, of course that is a very thoughtful and good suggestion, but it is our society which needs to change, esp. the media. I knew about them, Spaw! Some sitcom had a woman who decided to try them out, I think it was Will & Grace. She wanted to impress some guy from high school and, like Jen ahem pointed out, they can be leaky; Grace wound up with a water fountain on one side of her impressively filled tight-fitting sweater! If came down to that or implants, well, I'd go for the chancy of a stapler attack. I ahve a friend who has implants and I worry that some day they will cause problems. Oh, my niece who isn't as well-endowed as my daughters, always complains about how the "boob-fairy" forgot to stop at her house! luvakat |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: MK Date: 13 May 00 - 05:56 PM Whatever you do 'Spaw...DO NOT fondle her while wearing metal Nationals!!!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Richard Bridge Date: 13 May 00 - 06:10 PM Would this be as "funny" if it were about uplift underpants? I guess I have never really understood "tit-men". Yes, one notices, (and sometimes is interested) but is it really of such earth shattering importance? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Metchosin Date: 13 May 00 - 06:11 PM LOL, another not equally endowed family here, one daughter got it all, but sheesh Jenellen, what's the problem with a few leaks? When my children were babies I constantly had soggy sweater fronts and was always running around applying pressure with folded arms to staunch the flow. And Spaw it wasn't just falsies that stunned my husband in his youth, his first encounter with the real thing, came as a surprise, because he, in his youth, somehow imagined that they were hard. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 13 May 00 - 06:19 PM Sounds like false advertising to me.........what is a fella to do when he finds out all that isn't real? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Mbo Date: 13 May 00 - 06:30 PM Does it all really matter in the long run? --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Metchosin Date: 13 May 00 - 06:37 PM Well Sorcha, if he's a real nice guy, whether they are unreal under the skin or just unreal under the cloth of a bra he will love her any which way. Funny...... I've never had a male demand to see my pubic hair to determne if the red hair is for real. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 13 May 00 - 07:19 PM No Meebo, it doesn't.....To a lot of us, contrary to most jokes....we could care less. I haven't got a clue what attracts a man to a woman.......but when its right, you know its right and everything else is window dressing. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Mbo Date: 13 May 00 - 07:24 PM "It's the strongest attraction in the universe Ain't nothing better, baby, ain't nothing worse Study after study, no one will understand The gravitational pull between a woman and a man..." --Chris Ledoux --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: MK Date: 13 May 00 - 07:32 PM Phermones (and, an Amex Gold Card.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Mbo Date: 13 May 00 - 07:46 PM (Sorry for the thread drift folks...) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: sophocleese Date: 13 May 00 - 08:07 PM Just think of what you could do if you emptied a pair of water tits and filled them up with something else!! Man you'd be the most popular girl at the prom, sail right on by the chaperones and nurse the punchbowl. "We'll ask Karolyn back to the party I hear she's packing Tequila tonight, breast feed me baby!". Do they come with nipples, could you salt them and have a margarita while she prays you don't get brewer's droop? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 14 May 00 - 12:21 AM Soph, ya' got a great idea there. No two(?) ways about it. Think of all the combinations! Do some of that "mix in the mouth" stuff............. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 14 May 00 - 01:36 AM Oh Soph....ya made tea come out of my nose....What about thos slumber-party gags of putting the bra in the freezer? Jaysus, they could be lethal.... Mbo, honey-do, you'll know when it's right. You'll get that girl, slip your arm around her waist, and you'll fit like Legos...you may have been a T/A man before, but for the right one, it really doesn't matter all that much. Really, the discussion is just one of those things that helps show you are human. ~Elle |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Pixie Date: 14 May 00 - 08:25 AM You folks are a hoot!(ers?). So Mudcat is not ALL about music (unless you have your head pressed against her breast and hear the waves of water sloshing?)I am the one in my family who missed out on the boob gene pool, and I don't envy my sisters at all! I cannot tell you how much money I have saved on bras over the years (actually probably spent it on music, so haven't saved it at all)and how grateful I am to not have to worry about filling out the top of a swimsuit (don't buy them)and yes - every so often I haul a bra out of the drawer for some mis-guided reason and put the stupid thing on. Go out dancing or to a party and when I lift my arms up to wrap them around my husband's neck (he's six-two, a bit taller than I)the bleedin' bra twangs up around my neck. So I mentally kick my own arse for being vain and forgetting all the reasons why I DON'T NEED ONE! Tits up! Pixie |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: kendall Date: 14 May 00 - 08:43 AM I STILL SAY, "Any more than a mouthful is a waste." |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: MK Date: 14 May 00 - 08:44 AM Good for you Pixie. Just take all those old bras, cut them in half, and donate them to your local synagogue. They can always use more "beanies" with chin straps! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 14 May 00 - 03:52 PM Ah, the titty fairy giveth (during pregnancy), the titty fairy taketh away.... They're called wonder bras because when you take them off you wonder where your tits went..... I heard that as an alternative to silicone, some women were having seawater implants. Great, but what happens when the tide goes out. Or a full moon?? Love the idea of a water bra, but maybe adding something like wallpaper paste might staunch the flow a little.... still gives the jiggle (or is that juggle) but is a bit thicker.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Margo Date: 14 May 00 - 05:45 PM Advantage to water bra: warms to body temp. "Feels" natural Disadvantage: When he feels it, she doesn't!(Feel the feel, if you can grasp what I'm saying :o) ) And when she takes it off, "they" aren't there! Disappointing for him and her, no? Margo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 14 May 00 - 06:48 PM Wonder if they have *extenders* for men now, made of the same stuff? Probably too wobbly....**BG** |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: sophocleese Date: 14 May 00 - 06:52 PM Yeah and if they're to wobbly the only thing to stiffen them up would be an ice cold shower. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 14 May 00 - 06:59 PM LMAO!!!!!Oh, you are on a roll, Sopho!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 14 May 00 - 07:24 PM Ya know.......Richard Bridge brought up butt extenders, I suppose that wearing such a device in a blizzard would bring a pretty literal meaning to "freezing my ass off." And the water bra would add something to the old "witches tit" thing too. And of course the "Frozen Cod" might actually freeze a guys balls off. Now if a couple were each wearing their respective equipment, sex on a hot summers day would be a nice way to cool off (as opposed to exchanging sweat). "C'mon Baby let's chill out!!!" Then again, it might lead to hypothermia. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: sophocleese Date: 14 May 00 - 08:04 PM Yeah and accusations of frigidity (and rigidity) would abound..
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: alison Date: 14 May 00 - 09:41 PM We have things advertised on TV over here... for giving you cleavage, no matter how small you are..... they look like jelly filled bean bags and you put them into your bra so that they squeeze whatever you have got upwards and inwards...... someone being asked about having red hair... I am often asked if I have red hair "everywhere"...... and as for men...... how many of you used to go to discos / dances with a well positioned packet of polo mints (lifesavers) tucked in your pocket... although I was told that Mars bars were better because they were more lifelike with the veins.... hahaha slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: sophocleese Date: 14 May 00 - 11:12 PM Whoever told you that Mars bars were better never got hot and sweaty at a disco; brewer's droop is one thing but chocolate melt something entirely different. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: alison Date: 14 May 00 - 11:19 PM these were Irish discos.. it's always cold there.... hahahaha slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Spider Tom Date: 15 May 00 - 12:32 AM Well! Do You? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Margo Date: 15 May 00 - 01:18 AM Hey Kat! Did you say your post outloud? Try and say, "probably wobbly" 3x real fast! Hahaha |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: alison Date: 15 May 00 - 01:45 AM hahahaha |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: alison Date: 15 May 00 - 01:47 AM you should know spider.. you've seen me in the shower
lol slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Spider Tom Date: 15 May 00 - 01:51 AM Seeing as you LADIES seem to be very UP FRONT about getting things of your chest,I was just wondering .... as a man..... do ..you ladys..LOOK? I mean with all this talk about Rolos, and MA's bars,Water jugs and wonder bras,and being that women don't seem to be too obvious,...... DO YOU LOOK? I mean It's only a short journey (however Clumsy) from eye contact to cleavage retreavel. But from eye contact to thigh contact there it quite a journey. I know this because I have, on the occasion (and only in the name of research), received that LOOK that you women give us men when you catch us out( Or catch us in) I am otherwise a gentleman,I hold car doors open for ladys (Don't Look) I let a lady climb the stairs first, lest she lose her footing (I said,DON"T LOOK) I will even gladly clean a ladys car windscreen to save her getting out of her car.(I SAID, DON'T LOOK-OOP!I LOOKED) OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! YYYYYYeeeeeeeeeeeeeSSSSSSSSSS! Why do you women insist on wearing underwear? Nice ones though all decorated and frilly do you KNOW what we're up to? I have wandered a little here, I was asking you very honest and open(though not too open)women, Do you actually look for our courting-tackle, mar's bar, garden hose, pair of socks, cucumber or watermelon, strateglicly placed inside a pair of jeans,or am I wasting my time? I need to know your secrets Girls, You're hard to understand, God hadn't learnt to complicate, When she made the mortal man. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Spider Tom Date: 15 May 00 - 02:07 AM Alison you are a VERY wicked woman. AS I AM NOT super man, (even without the melon), I have no X-ray vision, therefore I do not qualify as a true observer. You WERE wearing a swiming costume, as I recall not that I was LOOKING you understand, therefore ,WHAT WOULD I KNOW? I am, as always, willing to act as an observer should I be called upon to do so. My legs are a little wobbly now, i might have a Latte. Spiner Tom |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 15 May 00 - 02:07 AM The best thing about jockeying gas in the old days was cleaning windshields. Personal experience also tells me that a lot of women want you to look. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 15 May 00 - 02:25 AM LOL Tom! There's a big difference between 'a' look and 'THE' look....all the frilly underthings were meant to be seen, and I have a feeling if she didn't want you to be the one to see them, you wouldn't be. I can't say as I look at a guys 'tackle'...I'm more of a hand/arm/shoulder gal. Nice shoulders and that delectible little dip at the collar bone...yowza. If the framework is there, I can deal with whatever the plumbings got going on...;) ~Elle |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: alison Date: 15 May 00 - 02:43 AM We don't look unless its on display... Lynford Christies running shorts being an obvious example, ( how can you NOT look?)...... I'm a hamstring person myself..... hahha slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Spider Tom Date: 15 May 00 - 03:33 AM So, are you saying, you're not peeky, or not sneeky? Please keep talking! This thread might feed more secrets too and fro and help bring an end to the battle of the sexes,perhaps a treaty at the least. I live in hope. But then I always do. Catspaw, did you really, LOOK? You dirty, dirty, lucky thing! JenEllen,Am I to understand that IF I wear frilly Knickers, that may give out the right message for me, please understand I am not EASY. Alison, hamstring? Why not go the whole hog? I thank you for all insights. Spider Tom
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: TerriM Date: 15 May 00 - 02:24 PM Tom, I'd pass on the frilly knickers if I were you, can't think of anything more likely to give a girl a fit of the giggles than a man in women's lingerie.Well, actually I can, but nothing I want to go into on here! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 15 May 00 - 02:37 PM Yes, we notice, but other parts lead us on, such as the hands, I love the look of a man's hands, esp. while doing something like strumming a guitar, very suggestive! My second husband once told me, after we were married, that the night he taught me to waltz he thought I was looking down *down there* the whole night when what I was really looking at were his feet, so I wouldn't step on them!!! I gather he had a rather *hard* time of it, not letting on!**BG** margo, I really tried!LOL!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 15 May 00 - 02:38 PM Tom, if you wore frilly underwear, 'easy' would not be the first thought that sprung to mind....;) I think it's basic human nature to only show what you are comfortable with, whether that be physical or spiritual, it's up to you. Personally, I know I can talk with friends in my house while in various states of undress (it gets plenty hot here) But I would die a sweltering death before I'd so much as unbutton a button while with my Nana at her garden club. Playing for the museum guild I'm liable to dress more conservatively than for just a gig at pub. But your basically gonna have to rely on the woman and her comfort levels. If she likes you, she'll lean a little closer, laugh a little lower, and show you a whole lot more. ~JenEllen |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Gary T Date: 15 May 00 - 02:59 PM A fellow asks his friend for advice on attracting the ladies' attention at the beach. His friend says "What I do is slip a potato into my swim trunks." So the fellow does that and strolls up and down the beach for a while. He goes back to his friend and says "I couldn't catch even one girl's eye. Does this trick really work for you?" The friend says "Yes, but I put it in front." |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 15 May 00 - 03:11 PM Gary, I don't think you were around during the times at the Mudcat Tavern when we got into the jello wrestling and thongs and such, but Big Mick stuffed a spud down his thong....Of course, being Irish, he stuffed it in the back and resembled Lassie with one caught crosswise. At last years Getaway weekend, he was presented with a spud in commemoration of this insanity. It was of course, an Irish potato. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Gary T Date: 15 May 00 - 03:23 PM Sound great, Spaw. Sorry I missed it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Kim C Date: 15 May 00 - 04:01 PM This is all too funny. I liked Liz's thing about why they call it a Wonderbra. Personally I don't like the pushup because for me, it doesn't matter how much pushup there is, I don't get any cleavage. I read in the paper the other day that the Erin Brockovich movie has made cleavage fashionable again but I guess that leaves me out! When I go to try on dresses I find most of them are made for Barbie ---- someone with a large bosom and a small seat. On one of the first dates I had with Mister, it was still summertime, and I had on a tank top. I caught him trying to sneak a peak over pizza. I called him on it, and to his credit, he didn't deny. But now, I usually have on the proper undergarments when in public, especially with things like tank tops. So I don't know what he thought he was going to see. Anyway I have not felt deprived because I did not get an abundance of bosom. There is quite enough there to give my clothes some shape; although when I do living history, the corset sort of makes it all disappear! (Corsets - that's another story and I'm not going to go there just now.) I have seen the water bra. I think it's the Anti-Christ. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: Dharmabum Date: 15 May 00 - 04:27 PM Well, I guess we all knew it had to come to this. There was a young lass from Deluth, Who filled her waterbra with vermouth, She thought she was witty, When she said "What a pity", "If we had olives,we could have a martitty".
I swear I wasn't going to do this, but those damn little voices they just keep pushing & pushing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 15 May 00 - 04:38 PM Dharmabum....you can LISTEN to the voices...it's responding out loud to them in public that causes all the troubles...:) Jean D'Arc |