mwahahahaha!

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: hesperis
Date: 16 May 01 - 07:04 PM

Carol - LH hoards young ladies? I never knew that!

LH - um, you have just described flattop as "towering" after we've spent considerable effort to persuade 'catters that he is only a foot tall... and blue-skinned. And as for people being scared of him... well, it could be his size, I suppose. After all, short people can hit you *very easily* where it hurts. Not having to stoop to a low blow can be a frightening advantage over more unfortunate, taller people.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: CarolC
Date: 16 May 01 - 07:34 PM

Not to worry, hesperis. Little Hawk was a perfect gentleman, and he remained steadfast and true to his beautiful sweetheart.

Things looked pretty desperate for a little while there, but Little Hawk took out his guitar and started singing 'Elvis Loves Me', and they quieted right down. That's when we made good our escape.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 16 May 01 - 10:52 PM

I noticed it, too, hesperis...

Mark

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: CarolC
Date: 16 May 01 - 11:39 PM

I know there is quite a bit of controversy raging over flattop's actual stature. Sometimes people get the impression that he's taller than he is because of his amazingly impressive build.

I hope these pictures of flattop in his role of professional body builder, 'Professor Atilla' will set the record straight.