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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 11 Jun 03 - 08:47 AM yes,you,won,a,slice,of,cheese. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Noreen Date: 11 Jun 03 - 09:02 AM You're silly, sp. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: smallpiper Date: 11 Jun 03 - 09:04 AM A slice of cheese yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa! Thanks jOhn. Naturally Noreen! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST Date: 11 Jun 03 - 10:26 AM Should we not be calling Johnny "Large Piper" now in honour of his recent acquisition? I appear to have lost my cookie. Anybody seen it? I announce my intention to visit Goxhill this evening, ladies and gentlemen. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: smallpiper Date: 11 Jun 03 - 10:49 AM Would that be yerself deanie? If it is .... it went that way...... nothe other way silly... |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: sweetfire Date: 11 Jun 03 - 11:15 AM you are sillly silly SP....or LP.... Sadly no SP my exams finish 20th |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: The DeanMeister Date: 11 Jun 03 - 11:20 AM WEHEY!!!! I found it! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Jun 03 - 07:12 PM I am9 appalled by the d9ross masquerading as 9chat on this thread9. Yes, appalled. Of course, I appall easily. Take no 9notice. - LH |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: smallpiper Date: 11 Jun 03 - 07:23 PM IT was a good session at Goxhillm you should have been there! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Oaklet Date: 11 Jun 03 - 07:26 PM Hi LH. Returning to you question about the forests around South Ferriby, we call them plantations or spinneys. If they produced willow shoots for the basket industry and were managed by pollarding the trees, they are referred to as coppices. We use them to hide the bodies of skinned melodionists. In South Ferriby, they have blindingly obvious names such as "Top Plantation", "Middle Plantation" and oh bugger, I can't remember the name of the other one. But it is a bit further down the hill towards the river Ancholme upon which the Cannesesque lifestyle of the South Ferriby Marina society flourishes, fuelled by the oxygen of consumerism and blatant displays of conspicuous wealth. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Skipjack K8 Date: 11 Jun 03 - 07:52 PM The tripe works plantation, you silly billy! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: KJ Date: 12 Jun 03 - 03:04 AM I thought you put 'em in the reed beds....the bodies of skinned melodionists. What do you do with the skins? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: KJ Date: 12 Jun 03 - 03:06 AM If they were thick (the skins that is ,not the melodionists) you could tan them & make boots. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Raggytash Date: 12 Jun 03 - 03:51 AM How do you think Bodhrans are made |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: sweetfire Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:21 AM Could someone please care to explain what a 'Bodhran@ is??? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:25 AM its,an,irish,drum,you,hit,it,with,a,little,stick. Mick9osonflags),plays,one. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:28 AM other,local,bodhraners=Theresa,Christine,Linda-Kelly,Karen,and,Clair. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: sweetfire Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:33 AM Oh yeah, thanx john. Actually i don't know how i could forget what one is, silly me... |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:38 AM they,are,really,easy,to,play, you,just,hit,it. i,might,get,one. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: sweetfire Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:41 AM yes john but you have to hit it in the RIGHT place..... |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:46 AM you,just,hit,it,in,the,middle! anyway-there,is,loads,of,ants,here. i,think,they,are,attracted,to,biscit,,crumbs. I,might,hoover,up,later. i,put,a,sign,on,my,door-NO,Admitanceto,ants9or,any,other,little,things ,),but,they,still,keep,coming,in! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: sweetfire Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:50 AM i don't think you do just hit it in the middle.... Well thats a surprise john, god those ants are right cheeky buggers, ya would of thought they'd read the notice an cleared off! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:53 AM I,will,hoover,them,all,up,,and,serves,them,right! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: sweetfire Date: 12 Jun 03 - 04:58 AM haha, well i don't have to do ANYTHING today....the cleaner is here!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 12 Jun 03 - 05:08 AM anyway-ants,are,rubbish,they,dont,do,any,good, at,least,bees,make,huney! do,wasps,make,huney?,not,sure,about,this, spiders,eat,flys. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: sweetfire Date: 12 Jun 03 - 05:12 AM Well what about ant farms??? Bees and wasps just sting you and spiders just scare the life outta me |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 12 Jun 03 - 05:20 AM i'm,not,scared,of,siders. the,only,aminal,i'm,scared,of,is,big,lions,amd,tigers,as,they can,bite,your,arms,off,very,dangerous]! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Raggytash Date: 12 Jun 03 - 05:24 AM You don't just hit it, one of the reasons that Bodhrans have such a bad name is that some people do just that, hit them. Played properly they are a wonderful sensitive percussion instrument that should keep the rest of the players in time. By beating them in different places or by incresing/decreasing pressure on the skin using the palm of the hand to apply tension a good Bodhran player can create glorious nuances of sound. Sadly most people just beat the S H one T out of them. Sweetfire, you still have exams to come, get some revising done ! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: KJ Date: 12 Jun 03 - 06:02 AM John. If you wrote the notice in English, the ants probably didn't understand it. Write it in antish & they might bugger off. Failing that boiling water does the trick! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Raggytash Date: 12 Jun 03 - 06:41 AM Try washing up liquid, that knackers the little blighters, even diluted |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,ossonflags Date: 12 Jun 03 - 03:22 PM Yo, Raggy will we be seeing you at the Bev fest? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Raggytash Date: 12 Jun 03 - 07:02 PM Yeah. I am duty bound to come and claim my reward for posting the 300th message on the May thread. A promise is a promise |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Sir Roger de Beverley Date: 13 Jun 03 - 04:01 AM At the risk of making Ossonflags blush, you should all log on to the BERFF website and read my write-up of PTH in the fringe part of the site. Rog |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: KJ Date: 13 Jun 03 - 04:04 AM Pete, how's the thumb? Here you go, some oils good for muscle/joint pain: Clary Sage Chamomile Eucalyptus Valerian Lavender Thyme Blend 5-6 drops of oil with 10mls of carrier oil (grapeseed is the most commonly used) & massage in. Or very soothing for muscle/joint pain.Make a compress by adding 2 drops of essential oil to 200ml of either hot or cold water, fold a natural piece of fabric such as cotton into several layers, soak in the solution, squeeze out the excess then lay over the affected area for at least an hour, resoaking at intervals. Give it a try, you never know! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST Date: 16 Jun 03 - 11:52 AM Why thank you, Auntie Karen! Will go mix up a brew when I get home. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: smallpiper Date: 16 Jun 03 - 12:00 PM hello we seem to be back (well done that man Max) |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 16 Jun 03 - 12:06 PM Punch-The-Horse,is,the,best,band,down,our,street! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: smallpiper Date: 16 Jun 03 - 07:35 PM The hardest working band in Hull too! (at least thats what I've been tole) |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,Jon Date: 16 Jun 03 - 08:03 PM I'll continue my policy of PTH back to MC... Sorry it's another long one but it is only plain text Posted by:The DeanMeister - 16/06/2003 11:14:33 In the absence of the 'cat, we're homeless again. So here we go again! Anybody out there with withdrawal symptoms? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 12:29:31 Hi,Pete.You,all,set,for,Friday? The,PEL,petition,is,due,to,be,presented, to,Downing,Street,anytime,now.Wonder, if,it,will,be,on,the,news. I,just,looked,at,the,Hull-Live-On-Stage, website,I,notice,they,are,plugging, Rogers,session,but,they,still,have,it,listed, for,Wednesday,even,though, its,moved,to,every,Tuesday,Ihope,nobody, has,a,wasted,journey! John Edited By Jon Freeman - 16/06/2003 12:40:59 Edited By John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:11:32 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:smallpiper - 16/06/2003 13:01:48 Hey ho here we go. I didn't think that we were homeless deanie, just poor lost wee souls. I've got that picture printed for you when do you want it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:05:25 HI,John. Hows,the,new,pipes? John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:08:36 morning my lovey friends only two days to go!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:smallpiper - 16/06/2003 13:12:49 HI jOhn the new pipes are fantastic, absolutely fantastic, buggers to play though I'm having to break all the bad habits I've aquired on the smallpipes. Only two days to go to what sweetfire? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:14:53 my birthday silly!!! wahey. sweet sixteen! lol -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:15:32 Beverley-Folk-Festival. What,else?...:-) John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:smallpiper - 16/06/2003 13:15:55 Hey Sweetfire you never responded to the Cheese I sent you! And I know about your birthday.... now get on with your revision! ;-) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:16:17 OH!,Have,a,good,one,then! John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:17:29 Glad you are enjoying your pipes john. is there a chance we will be hearing them in the very near future? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:smallpiper - 16/06/2003 13:18:58 I will have thenm with me in Nellie son Saturday and Sunday... But bring ear plugs! and have a great Birthday! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:20:29 oh sorry john, but thanx for sending me it anyway, i enjoyed it very much! lol i am revising...soon...maybe...in abit... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:21:34 ARe,they,Highland-Pipes,john? John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:22:27 thank you both of ya. i will do, but im hoping the real fun will be at the festival. i can't wait, haven't camped in years!!! are you two camping??? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:26:46 I,will,sleep,in,my,car. If,I,can,afford,it,I,am,going,to,see Eliza,Carthy,[Ive,never,seen,her,live,yet} she,was,supposed,to,play,The-Adelphi,last,year but,had,to,cancel. I,wouldn't,mind,seeing,Chumba,Wamba,as,well,I have,just,bought,their,CD,its,really,good. John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:28:41 Who's Chumba Wamba? What kinda music do they perform? God what a weird name! How about you john, what do you rekon your sleeping arrangements will be? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:35:31 You,must,have,heard,of,them! They,sang,Tubthumping,["he,drinks,a,whisky, drink,he,drinks,a,vodka,drink,etc,etc" They,made,national,news,a,couple,of,years, ago,when,one,of,them,threw,a,bucket,of, ice,cold,water,over,John,"Two-Jags"Prescott. Their,new,CD,[English,Rebel,Songs},was,released,today. John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:39:36 oh god yeah now i remember! But that was the first time i've heard about one of them doing that. What happened? Did they get into big shit? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:39:58 i mean trouble -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:43:37 No,they,got,loads,of,publicity! Dan,aka,Danbert-Nobacon,was,arrested but,released,without,charge. John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:44:53 john, i have to ask, why do you keep putting commas between each word? It makes makes what your saying slighty uneasy to read! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:46:11 My,keyboard,is,broken. John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:kj - 16/06/2003 13:47:24 Thank God for that. I look forward to trawling through PTH threads when we're quiet on nights. Good to see you up & running, but is it going to be as crazy as the 'cat'? Anyone going to Goxhill on Wed? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:smallpiper - 16/06/2003 13:50:57 No jOhn they aren't highland pipes they are border pipes - like a bigger version of the smallpipes but with a sound (and volume) that is closer to the highland pipes plus I can get various notes not available on the small or highland pipes like G#, C natural,E flat and F natural which can make them sound a bit middle eastern! much fun!(and of course allows me to play a broader range of music) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:54:02 Hello,Karen. I,won't,be,at,Goxhill,as,I'm,skint. I'm,only,working,part-time,at,the,minute. If,we,don;t,get,busy,soon,I,might,have to,start,killing,things,again! John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:56:43 Does your place sell pizzas john? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:59:45 Yes,we,have,a,website,=www.find-us.at/avenuecontinental John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 14:02:13 If,you,order,anything,make, sure,you,tell,them,you,are,a,student we,give,10%,discount. Tell,them,you,know,me,they,might, give,you,a,free,bag,of,chips,or,something. John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:The DeanMeister - 16/06/2003 17:00:19 Hey dudes, the cat is back on. See ya there. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:The DeanMeister - 16/06/2003 17:02:51 No its not, it's gone again!!! Grrrr. I give up! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:smallpiper - 16/06/2003 17:09:22 Might be there Karen, depends on a few unusual variables! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:kj - 16/06/2003 23:56:30 What things might you be going to kill then John? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: smallpiper Date: 17 Jun 03 - 04:31 AM Didn't you know KJ that our jOhn is a 00, 'licenced to kill'.. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 17 Jun 03 - 04:51 AM KJ-Animuls. As,smallpliers,said,I,am,a,licensed,slaughterman. So,if,you,want,any,animals,killing,just,let,me,know. I,offered,to,kill,some,of,Oaklets,cows,but,he,said,no. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Noreen Date: 17 Jun 03 - 05:24 AM 009 |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 17 Jun 03 - 05:32 AM PS,them,ants,are,still,here. I,put,a,big,sign,on,my,frunt,door,now= BEWARE-OF-THE-ANTEATER! 9there,isnt,really,an,anteater,here, its,a,trick) I,put,loads,of,salt,,on,my,carpit,as,well i,heard,they,dont,like,salt. And,my,microwave,is,nackered. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Raggytash Date: 17 Jun 03 - 06:16 AM John put down some brandy and some grit sand, the ants drink the brandy get violent and aggressive and then stone each other to death. Works a treat |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Raggytash Date: 17 Jun 03 - 06:18 AM Sweetfire Happy Belated Birthday greetings, if you find Mick McGarry at the weekend you'll probably have found me too. I'll put a drink in for you, (soft one, you're not old enough for alcofrol) |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Noreen Date: 17 Jun 03 - 06:41 AM jOhn, I hope you put the sign low down on your door or the ants won't be able to see it. Perhaps a picture of an anteater might be more effective, in case the ants can't read? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Noreen Date: 17 Jun 03 - 06:48 AM I prefer the sloth who ...usually spends the whole time hanging and sleeping. Happy Birthday for tomorrow,
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: sweetfire Date: 17 Jun 03 - 06:56 AM Thanx Raggy, yes a nice soft fizzy drink would be nice, but why belated? my b.day tomorrow, i've got some cards already, im excited now.... Wahey that's real good noren, how did you do it??? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: sweetfire Date: 17 Jun 03 - 07:05 AM Oh, and john could you please explain as to why you continuly (is that spelt righ?) put commas between each and every word?????? No wonder the ants won't go away if they can't read your sign!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: smallpiper Date: 17 Jun 03 - 10:06 AM His keyboard is busted and he has to hit it very hard. Sweetfireifhedidn'tputcommasitwouldbeveryhardtoreadjustlikethisbitisunderstand? |
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