BS: The latest on Kendall (updated 2011)

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 11:28 AM

Rap... the house caught fire from the candles beside the coffin.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: jacqui.c
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 11:39 AM

Lox - Kendall is good today. He's been clearing the snow from the drive and trying to mend the trunk handle of his antique car.

We saw his local ENT yesterday and discussed what will be happening. He was able to give us some more info on a couple of things that had been bothering Kendall about the whole thing.

I think that we both have a more positive feeling about all this right now.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 12:00 PM

Thanks, jac... encouraging.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 12:15 PM

WHAT coffin?

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 12:32 PM

Kat - thanks for the links, wonderful! That's Ken Langsbury (ex-Songwainers) with Roger Grimes in the YouTube clip.

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 12:45 PM

Rap.... the old girl took a fright and passed in a snap when she was told about the tractor accident.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: kendall
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 01:18 PM

I told my dentist that my teeth were turning yellow, what can I do? he said "Buy a brown tie." (Rodney Dangerfield)

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 02:06 PM

Tractor accident? My new John Deere????

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Fortunato
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 02:21 PM

Kendall,

I'm watching (quietly for the most part) what's going on with you. I'm hoping all the time that you will get fully recovered.

please be well

chance

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: kendall
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 02:40 PM

I've got a lot going for me...eyesight, hearing, knees...

Seriously, I am tougher than a sack of hammers, I heal very quickly and I have the very best in his field to do his thing. I will recover and I will speak again. The singing voice is gone; that can't be helped, but I can still play guitar, sorta, for Jacqui, and I still have that leather coat. So, it could be worse.
Thanks for your concern, Chance.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 02:44 PM

Ah, Kendall. That's inspiring! Thank you.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 02:45 PM

Rap... stay on point, man...

The hired hand flipped the tractor trying to get the old fellah to the pickup truck as fast as he could so he could get the old fellah to the hospital.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: KT
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 10:43 PM

THAT'S what I'm talking about!       YES!!! (Kendall's last post, that is!)
KT

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: maeve
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 02:38 PM

I'll be inflicting my presence on Kendall and Jacqui tomorrow morning, poor bairns. I'm looking forward to seeing them both.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 02:45 PM

Tougher than a sack of hammers...I like that. Enjoy your visit, Maeve.
Mary

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 02:46 PM

You can help Kendall work on the old car.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 02:49 PM

Becca has said she learned a lot from Kendall when helping him work on fixing stuff like that.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: maeve
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 02:51 PM

You are suggesting language lessons, gnu?

m

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: catspaw49
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 02:51 PM

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 02:52 PM

Maybe for Spaw.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: maeve
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 02:53 PM

I think he dropped his words when my post jostled him. Sorry, 'Spaw.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 03:22 PM

Why was the hired hand taking the old fellah to the hospital?

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 03:29 PM

The hired hand found the old fellah clutching his chest and lying dead still next to the all the cattle and sheep that had died of the rabies infection.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 03:39 PM

maeve, enjoy your visit!

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 04:24 PM

Rabies infection?

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 04:37 PM

The rabies come from the coons what was at the corn patch. Fact is, if Old Blue had a been a better coon hound, he might still be alive today. Shoulda got that there beagle from Max instead. Blue Tick Hound me arse... more like a thick hound. Damn dog.

I miss Old Blue... sniff.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 04:56 PM

Had an old dog and his name was Blue
Had an old dog and his name was Blue
Had an old dog and his name was Blue
Betcha five dollars he's a good dog too.

Blue chased a possum up a hollow limb
Blue chased a possum up a hollow limb
Blue chased a possum up a hollow limb
Blue growled, the possum whined at him.

When old Blue died he died so hard
Shook the ground in my back yard.
When I get to heaven first thing I'll do
Is grab my horn and wind for Blue.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: maeve
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 06:22 PM

Blue, oh Blue! You good dog, you!

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 07:29 PM

Shoot Old Blue!

Oops... different joke.

I LOVE dog jokes.

More than you can shake a stick at.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 10:55 PM

I'spose you'all have read the Voice of Bugle Ann by MacKinley Kantor? I don't like hunting, but that remains one of my very favouritests (sic) books of all time. Old Blue, huh...Bugle Ann'd run rings around that boy.

How ya doing, Kendall?

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: TRUBRIT
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 11:00 PM

Kendall - love you - take care......Tom is going to take care of all the boring legal stuff as I understand it.......

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 03:44 AM

Mary and I are thinking of you both, and wishing and hoping for a better outcome.
keith.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: kendall
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 08:01 AM

Lamenting the past is pointless. To worry about the future is pointless; neither can be changed. All that stuff can do is ruin the present. This is all we really have, the present.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 08:09 AM

Wise words, Captain. Sometimes, when bad news comes, I stop and force myself to remember that I am the same person I was five minutes before the news came. My life is the same. I have a roof over my head, friends, the cats, - it is all still there in the now.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Becca72
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 08:24 AM

Maeve,
Be careful about going into the garage. If you repeat what you hear in there you'll get banned. Happened to me, I tell ya.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: maeve
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 08:59 AM

Thanks, Becca. I'll appreciate the artistry whilst maintaining a degree of decorum.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 09:01 AM

Does Kendall still have that 1957 Snap-On tools calendar in there? You know, the one with with the redhead?

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: kendall
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 09:47 AM

I would never tolerate such a display of disrespect for women. I do have a big picture, but it's of my new generator.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 10:47 AM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Tinker
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 11:51 AM

Ah Jacqui.... is there a tale to tell with that laugh?

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: kendall
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 12:40 PM

The instructions for care and feeding of a $1200.00 generator is more important than looking at paper boobs.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: katlaughing
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 02:01 PM

What happened to the blow up doll?**BG**

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 02:14 PM

mmmmmppffffmmmfpfp

No Mary NO! Don't say it!

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 02:53 PM

Tinker - no, but it's just that I love Kendall's practical turn of mind.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: kendall
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 02:53 PM

She tried to imitate Spaw and I haven't seen her since.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 03:17 PM

Paper boobies.
Paper boobies.
Oh how sweet those boobies looked to me!

....

Connie Francis woulda been proud. But you make a good point, Skipper, although one not likely to be appreciated by the under-thirty set...



A

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 03:52 PM

A... hahahahahaaaa.

Or is it just my filty mind?

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 08:27 AM

"I'm gonna buy a paper doll that I can call my own
A doll that other fellows cannot steal
And then those flirty, flirty guys
With their flirty, flirty eyes
Will have to flirt with dollies that are real
When I come home at night she will be waiting
She'll be the truest doll in all this world
I'd rather have a paper doll to call my own
Than have a fickle-minded real, live girl"

Dani

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Leadfingers
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 09:37 AM

Alternative Lyric !

I want a little pot that I can call my own
A pot the other fellows cannot use
It'll have roses round the top
It'll hold a blooming lot
It'll need to after an evening on the booze
When I come home at night it would be waiting
Beneath the bed or on the chest of drawers
And when I've filled it up right to the top
I'come and have a little splash in yours

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Leadfingers
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 09:37 AM

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