BS: Misread Threads

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 03:37 PM

Oh, it was 200!

BS: Plastic Teddy Bear

(BS: Plastic Paddy slur)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 01:50 PM

Plastic Paddy slut

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 02:46 PM

Misread posts:

Plastic Paddy shit

(Plastic Paddy slut)

~S

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 06:45 PM

BS: Romulans flee Belfast homes after attack

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jun 09 - 05:55 PM

Origin Of John Henry--part TWO

becomes

Organ of John Henry--part TWO

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 11:42 AM

BS: Confederation Cup Invasion Of The Babes

(BS: Confederation Cup Invasion Of The Bees)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: meself
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 02:18 PM

What's on in Her Bed, UK; Permathread

(What's on in Hert/Beds ... )

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 09:23 PM

BS: Missed threads

(for this one!)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 10:08 PM

BS: Musing On Wannabes

(BS: Musing On Wimbledon)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 04:27 PM

ok well this one is a mystery to me

why did I read a conundrum solution wanted as

a condom solution wanted

I blame the heat.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 05:18 PM

charlie brown wrote Nine Pound Hammer

(charlie bowman wrote Nine Pound Hammer)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 05:21 PM

Ever seen Elvis fly?

(Ever seen Elvis live?)

Yes, and no.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 09 Aug 09 - 12:01 PM

Another experience I suspect will be frequent-- now that I use "Messages Since Last Visit" a lot-- is scanning the titles listed there to find threads of interest (and misreading them hilariously).

Amplifying a pumpkin

(Amplifying a mandolin)

... which I only caught because I had already seen the thread correctly, earlier! Who knows how many I have misread, going too fast, and didn't know it! :~)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Aug 09 - 09:00 AM

Hat laws.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Aug 09 - 04:25 PM

Withering ballocks.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 10:52 PM

BS: bulky singles dating ?

(BS: folky singles dating ?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Aug 09 - 08:09 PM

Folklore: Who did you do in the van, Ewan?

(Folklore: What did you do in the war, Ewan?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Sep 09 - 09:49 PM

Mudcat Poverty Corner

Oh I say it IS crowded....

Uh....

Mudcat Poetry Corner

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 06:24 PM

I swear I am NOT kidding:

BS: A nation founded on BS threads


(BS: A nation founded on injustice? + The Mother of all BS threads)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Sep 09 - 10:50 AM

Uncle Joe's Mini Balls

(Joe WHO?!?!?!?!?)

(Who's been TELLING?!?!?!?!)


OH!!!

Uncle Joes Lint Balls?!?!?!?!? That's OK then....


Oh. "Uncle Joes Mint Balls."

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Alice
Date: 30 Sep 09 - 12:01 AM

Any potheads out there?

oh.. it really is
Any parrotheads out there?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 09:19 AM

Water Aid - wet again?

(Water Aid - wot again?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 10:50 AM

I read

The BNP conundrum

The BNP Condum which ain't such a bad idea.

and

Trombones at sessions

as Thrombosis at sessions which can be true too if you sit for a long time on a hard pub chair with heavy instrument on your lap.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 11:46 AM

The Misread Thread Name-Game gave me this:

How many Mudcats have bugs?

(How many Mudcats have cats!?/ New or startling bugs in your area)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 12:04 PM

Home Education YUK

(where the Y came from I have no idea)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 11:15 AM

What is Micca?????

(Where is Micca?????)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 10:34 PM

How Many Mudcats Eat Cats?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Alice
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 11:06 PM

Newfangled songs


(really is Newfoundland song)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 11:53 PM

Help! Weird Child in Corner

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Oct 09 - 04:24 PM

One of the Gilda Radner SNL News characters would have field day with THIS one-- I can just see her stirring up all the Gibson owners:

Vaulting a Gibson

(Valuing a Gibson)

"Nevermind!"

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 03:05 PM

Dell Suck

became

Sell Duck

I Mrs. Geoff had put him in the mudcat auction.

Quack

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 04:29 PM

I keep reading it as

"BS: Gordon Bok's Labour conference"

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 04:32 PM

And

BS: UK immigration too high?

reads as

BS: UK ammunition too high?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 14 Oct 09 - 03:00 PM

Guitar Bellying Dang

first thought it said

guitar belly dancing. Damn that is versatile.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Genie
Date: 14 Oct 09 - 03:18 PM

I'm just lysdexic enough that I initially read this thread title as

"TS Eliot named the nation's favourite pet"



Genie

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Alice
Date: 14 Oct 09 - 03:33 PM

I thought it was...

The God THREAT to end all GOD THREATS

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Genie
Date: 14 Oct 09 - 03:48 PM

Every time I see a a thread about Nadia Cattouse I read it as
"Nadia CatHouse"

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Oct 09 - 02:53 AM

Oh dear

I just saw the lyr/tune request for

Jesus is a "Waymaker

take out the "yma" and replace with "n"

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Genie
Date: 15 Oct 09 - 06:45 PM

And I just read a thread as "The Three Cows folk group."

(Didn't notice that "r" at first.)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Joe_F
Date: 18 Oct 09 - 09:58 PM

I have repeatedly read "What happened to Shag Connor?" as "Who happened to shag Connor?"

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Oct 09 - 09:48 PM

BS: Odd Cemeteries

(BS: Old Cemeteries)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 09 Nov 09 - 11:20 AM

...dark unfathomed caves of ocean beer..

(...dark unfathomed caves of ocean bear..)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Nov 09 - 10:44 AM

Bury St. Edmunds sessions

Would that be an instruction?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 11:04 AM

BS: Goat Boats (Ships o' Fools)

(BS: Great Boats (Ships o' Fools) )

(I was thinking the "little people" in another current thread would crew it.)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 02:24 PM

BS: Woman joins The Red Arrows

BS: Women join The Red Army

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 04:41 AM

To change or not to change...make do?...risk a puncture miles from home..?!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 07:54 AM

At a fleeting glance thought one said 'Hopeless Harmonisers!'

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 27 Nov 09 - 03:10 PM

BS: Ooh, yes please, cut my wings back! ?

(BS: Ooh, yes please, cut my wages back! ?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: LilyFestre
Date: 27 Nov 09 - 03:38 PM

Just read Susan's post and at first thought it said, "Ooh, yes please, cut my wigs back!"

;)

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Dec 09 - 01:05 PM

Overcoming Child Stars - Thoughts?

(Upcoming Child Stars - Thoughts?)

~S~O