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Subject: BS: The Robbery that never took place From: GUEST,milk monitor Date: 30 Apr 07 - 08:57 PM Can any of our friends in the UK cast any light on the news that the biggest Bank Robbery in the United Kingdom's history never actually took place ? Read in an editorial over the weekend that the robbery in the Northern Banking Center was actually a request/demand made by the Irish Provisional terrorist group to the British government to pay their top brass off and get them on board for the peace programme. The British government said they could never leave a paper trail for such a deal, but agreed to this demand. The Northern Banking Center was in the final stages in a take over deal by the Danish Bank, Danske and agreed to accept a deposit made by the British equivalent of the CIA. The Irish bank in Belfast where the heist took place never held that amount of cash in it's entire history, something around $50 million. The journalist added, his source told him "It was a small price to pay for peace". The police never caught the gang who carried out the raid. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Robbery that never took place From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 30 Apr 07 - 09:23 PM "I bought the wrong bananas when I went into the shop I bought the wrong bananas, but the man told me they're not! " Apologies to Joel Veith, et al... :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: The Robbery that never took place From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 30 Apr 07 - 09:25 PM Sorry, that's Veitch... |
Subject: RE: BS: The Robbery that never took place From: Mr Happy Date: 30 Apr 07 - 09:38 PM All has a fruit memory there on our road, It run of a Greek with calms and holds to him of good things, to eat, You should hear but to speak, If you ask it, it to him answer of it ' no ' him ' 쳌E ITS ' with the death and him your paste never take precisely, if it declares you; We do not have bananas which we do not have of bananas, We Sawbones as bunions Kohl-plants have today and bulbs and all the types of fruit and legends, Have an old improved tomato pleasant Jersey a potato, But we do not have bananas Us not bananas have today |
Subject: RE: BS: The Robbery that never took place From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 01 May 07 - 08:47 AM Foolestroupe and Mr. Happy, I'm confused as all hell! What in the world does this incomprehensible gabble about bananas or other fruit have to do with the (non)robbery? Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: BS: The Robbery that never took place From: Grab Date: 01 May 07 - 01:16 PM Whose editorial? Sources? Any particular security service here (MI5)? Sounds like fiction to me. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Robbery that never took place From: Bill D Date: 01 May 07 - 01:32 PM I 'think' Mr. Happy has run "Yes, We Have No Bananas" thru some sort of translation device...why? *shrug* Foolestroupe has some notion that he can shed light on issues with obscure references...sometimes I can even figure out the point he is trying to make. Since I am kinda old & slow, it's running about18.732%. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Robbery that never took place From: GUEST,CrazyEddie Date: 02 May 07 - 03:50 AM I'd like to try a little of whatever Mr. Happy is smokin'. Just a LTTLE though. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Robbery that never took place From: GUEST,Joe Pinkerton Date: 02 May 07 - 08:44 AM I find this Thread could have been started by Walter Mitty, he frequently appears on this Site. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Robbery that never took place From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 02 May 07 - 08:52 AM "What in the world does this incomprehensible gabble about bananas or other fruit have to do with the (non)robbery?" I have no clue as to what Mr Happy is raving on about! But I do believe that he has become obsessed with endlessly running well known songs thru multiple incompatible language to language translators. Such a sad way for such a brillant mind like his to end up! But seriously folks... I have discovered that Mr Veitch through his artistic musical creations has been able to shed more illumination on most 'conspiracy theories' than most other sources. I submit for you the simple explanation by Mr Veitch on this subject hereunder. It has been submited here before, but the wisdom of his enlightment has been misunderstood: apparently it is beyond the grasp of most minds lesser than he and his eager disciple, myself. ~~~~~~~~~~ We like the moon! cause it is close to us We like the moo-oo-oo-oo-n But not as much as a spoon Cause that's more use for eating soup And a fork is not very useful for that unless it has got many vegetables and then you might be better off with a chopstick - unlike the moon! it is up in the sky it's up there very high but not as high as maybe dirigibles or zeppelins or lightbulbs! and maybe clouds - and puffins also I think maybe they go quite high too Maybe not as high as the moon cause the moon is very high We like the moon The moon is very useful everyone Everybody like the moon because it light up the sky at night and it lovely and it make the tide go and we like it but not as much as cheese we really like cheese we like zeppelins we really like them and we like kelp and we like moose and we like deer and we like marmots and we like all the fluffy animals We really like the moon! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To fully appreciate this, you must first acquire the correct mind-state. I suggest repeating the song about 500 times. It may help you to acquire the original tune penned by Mr Veitch and his cohorts to assit you to a-tune your mind to the correct wavelength from the sattelites - which I am reliably informed, have been hacked. I have been listening to this song several times a day for several months now, and I can assure you that my thinking processes have been considerably modified - as you can no doubt tell. Sadly, I now live alone, so luckily I have more time to spread my enlightment amongst you all. I am not afraid to expose myself before you all, I see no need to log in as an anonymous GUEST to harrangue you all with mindless nonsense. Unfortunality Mr Veitch is unable to respond to enquiries right now, but his If you are really desperate, and not just so from the words themselves, you may search for the catchy tune involved, it is in a flash file containing animations complete with many other enlightments such as "I bought the wrong bananas", "Sumo Florist", "Zoology Dragon", etc, that will also prove most enlightening. I'm not making this up you know! |
Subject: RE: BS: The Robbery that never took place From: Nigel Parsons Date: 02 May 07 - 04:09 PM I tried googling on "Northern Banking Center" and "robbery" and all I could find was this thread. However, This site states that ten people have been arrested, and three charged in relation to the robbery Comments by Foolstroupe & Mr Happy seem as reasonable as the original post! Nigel |
Subject: RE: BS: The Robbery that never took place From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 02 May 07 - 07:06 PM Thank you. My Grand Master Plan is to similarly Enlighten you all! :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: The Robbery that never took place From: GUEST,Duplin Date: 02 May 07 - 07:16 PM Read it,It was by that crackpot Phillip W.Martin |
Subject: RE: BS: The Robbery that never took place From: GUEST,T. Date: 02 May 07 - 09:07 PM Why Foolestroupe ? Philip Martin is an accomplished writer. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Robbery that never took place From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 02 May 07 - 10:13 PM HA! That flushed out one of the anonymous nutter Trolls... Just because someone is an accomplished anything (w*nker even?), doesn't mean that anyone else should follow them blindly... and I speak from experience1... 1 ... experience of what, I will not elucidate.... |