Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 May 07 - 04:40 PM

Tim is a singer songwriter..good at both. A pleasure to know the guy.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 May 07 - 04:05 PM

Tim, I've heard that you twangle onstage! (gasp) For money!!!!

Boy, it takes all kinds, eh?

Is the pay okay?

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Tim theTwangler
Date: 10 May 07 - 03:37 PM

Oh well its gotten dark and it isnt raining.
I had better check the doors and widows!
Hmmm the doors are shut tight but the widows could be opened with a little persuasion.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: BuckMulligan
Date: 10 May 07 - 03:34 PM

uh.... Peace, it was a joke, not a fucking history lesson. Knights of "Columbus" etc? Can you say "Eye-Ron-EE?" First, try a little free association from "Knights Templar" to "Knights of Columbus." Then stretch the "Columbus" to free-associate with the Arawaks; there yet? Good. Can you extend yourself just a tad and understand that perhaps the comment was intended to satirize a certain mentality that makes connections in ignorance then gets all passionate about them? Good, I thought you could. My history is not fucked up; ees a joke, mon. Apparently there's mpore than one around here incapable of perceiving such.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: MMario
Date: 10 May 07 - 03:32 PM

That's what they *want* you to believe.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Peace
Date: 10 May 07 - 03:23 PM

"Don't even get STARTED on the Knights of Columbus... - the things they did to the Arawaks... nobody's business. "

Your heart may be good but your history is fucked up. The K of C wasn't formed for two hundred years after the Arawaks got screwed.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 07 - 03:10 PM

BTW.... that's a very poor pic of Cindy the weatherbabe.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: BuckMulligan
Date: 10 May 07 - 02:58 PM

Don't even get STARTED on the Knights of Columbus... - the things they did to the Arawaks... nobody's business.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 07 - 02:55 PM

Yeah, and it's all the fault of the weather, which is controlled by the Rosicrucians and financed by the Knights Templar!

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: MMario
Date: 10 May 07 - 02:47 PM

These days most munchkins are employed by Dunkin Donuts...

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 07 - 02:45 PM

Well, what else are Munchkins for? Running "Lollypop Land?" Hell no! Willie Wonka mechanized all THAT and farmed it out to countries who use cheap slave labor.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: BuckMulligan
Date: 10 May 07 - 02:40 PM

This from a guy where tornadoes pick up entire towns and drop them on strangely-dressed little people.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 10 May 07 - 02:35 PM

Once again another baseless generalization:

weather moves from West to East.

In the US some mild weather perhaps drifts across the continent in a west to east direction.

The REALLY BAD STUFF nearly always starts down "south of the border" and moves more in a northerly direction, entering the country illegally and without permission, paying no taxes, and causing horrific disruptions of our social welfare systems.

There ain't no "tropics"¹ in the US, and we can do without all those "tropical storms." The current administration refuses to do anything about them, but we're gonna get some real environmental progressives in office and put up a real fence at the next election.

¹ Except in the far Northwest where all the mudslides happen.

John

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 07 - 02:31 PM

I LIKE weather!

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 07 - 02:20 PM

.... NOTHING is a safe topic on Mudcat.

Is nothing sacred?

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Tim theTwangler
Date: 10 May 07 - 01:52 PM

Hey I never told you that!
Mrs T Never "does" what is more she wont allow me to get a woman who does do.
LOL
All our weather comes from sun.
Weather tit shines from the arse of the world is another matter.
Cyclelanes are predicted for Lincolnshire
Thats were Norman Polecat went wrong,he should have ordered all those unemployed scroungers to work building cycle lanes
Then when we all got on our bikes.......
Tip of the afternoon
Always take your rain cape with you.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 May 07 - 12:52 PM

Tims twangling is a great spectator sport in this area..he is a frequent and very adequate twangler. His wife is good at what she does too!

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 May 07 - 12:33 PM

Do you twangle with others, Tim, or do you do it all on your lonesome?

I find that twangling can be enhanced by both good and bad weather conditions. Good weather conditions make anyone feel like twangling. Bad weather, on the other hand, works well too, because you want to get away from it into some cozy refuge where you can twangle and forget about the weather for awhile.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 May 07 - 12:02 PM

A little cloud just Shambled across my screen.

Not a bellwether of things to come, I hope.

SRS

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 07 - 11:54 AM

Why are you all making a Shambles of this perfectly good discussion?

Especially since it's so damned simple: weather moves from West to East. Hence everyone in the UK is getting used weather from the US, including Spaw's...emissions.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Waddon Pete
Date: 10 May 07 - 11:52 AM

The rain falls on the Just
And on the Unjust Fella
But more upon the Unjust
Coz the Unjust has the Just's umbrella...

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Tim theTwangler
Date: 10 May 07 - 11:31 AM

Stormy weather?

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Stu
Date: 10 May 07 - 11:04 AM

Sod this for a lark - I'm off to play some weathery owd tunes:

The Maid Behind the Barometer

Shepherd's Hey It's Bloody Raining Again

The Mist Covered Car Park

The Leak in the Bog

The Snowy Road to Dublin

Music for a Found Brolly

The Outlandish Climate

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Tim theTwangler
Date: 10 May 07 - 10:51 AM

Hereward the Hake
pah!
He is a girly fish when compared to the mighty Haddock!

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Tim theTwangler
Date: 10 May 07 - 10:46 AM

I reckon its brightening up over Immingham.
Nope just the oil refinery again.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Tim theTwangler
Date: 10 May 07 - 10:44 AM

Huh the old walked into a club euphemism.
Those cave men attitudes are what brings the weather into disrepute.
Others may choose to believe you but I feel your secret suffering.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Waddon Pete
Date: 10 May 07 - 10:31 AM

I walked into a weather club the other day carrying an umbrella and it was clear from the reaction of the members that umbrellas were frowned upon. The whole evening was dominated by people in galoshes!

I shan't go there again...I'll stay at home and write my own weather!

Best wishes,

Peter

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: MMario
Date: 10 May 07 - 10:17 AM

well - one could argue that a thread about bank vaults or similar diveices would be a "safe" thread; but I suppose one could argue against it as well.

weather just ain't what it used to be; heck, I was born in a short lull between two hurricanes - both of which made it further north then Cape Cod; both of which threw fishing boats up on shore, etc, etc, etc. These days the place would be declared a disaster zone - back then people just took snapshots to prove it happenned and then went on.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: beardedbruce
Date: 10 May 07 - 10:11 AM

weather, safe? See the threads on global warming...

NOTHING is a safe topic on Mudcat...

Well, actually, "nothing" is NOT a safe topic, either.


There are no "safe" topics on Mudcat.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 10 May 07 - 10:10 AM

Anyway, don't let these people knocking Bush and his fight against the Gulf stream take over the thread.

What about that bloody boring, old, traditional weather then? Going on and on about how much better the old weather was down the mines and in the rigging.

And that angst driven teenage weather. Blowing up a storm about global warming and such like. Can't stand 'em myself.

:D

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: MMario
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:55 AM

just trying to get back our lend-lease of climate moderating warmth. It's easier to transport as oil.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:45 AM

Bloody hell! Is that what the Gulf war is all about then?

:D

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: MMario
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:41 AM

Who sent the gulf stream? I ask you!

hmmmmpppppphhhhh!

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:38 AM

Don't underestimate the fog and rain. Many have come across the Atlantic in the belief that the weather is weak. Only to enter the mist shrouded environs of Derbyshire or Exmoor never to be seen again...

Besides, it was us who gave you the weather. You lot have fucked it up like the language and the art of tea making. You will be telling us that you saved us from nasty German weather next!

:D

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:33 AM

Yeah? Well our TV weatherMAN does a pretty good job out here in the Rockies, where predicting the weather is TOUGH -- not like wimpy English weather: "Foggy tonight, with rain tomorrow" over and over and over....

Now, Scottish weather is more like it: manly, tough, like out here in The West.

Remember what they say: The cowards never predicted and the weak fronts died on the way.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Tim theTwangler
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:31 AM

Doesn't this depend on what you mean by "weather"? Here in wet and grey Plymouth (according to the 1954 Meteoroligical Office definition) we'd laugh at your "hint of showers to come" (or secretly envy it).

Hey if you got no showers take a bath.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: MMario
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:30 AM

Most people don't give weather the credit it is due; weather is an artist not a scientist.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Tim theTwangler
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:29 AM

The wether was huge and threatening?

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:27 AM

I think it was Tony...

Anyway - What's this about pretty weather ladies? Just asking for it now aren't you. Sexist, weatherist and appearencist at the same time, eh? Anyway, isn't it about time that we stopped reffering to weather in such a negative way? How do you expect the weather to earn an honest living if people expect it to do what it does for free? I, for one, am more than happy to pay a proper price to see decent, honest weather in a comfortable modern environment rather than round the back door of a grotty pub!

Cheers

Dave

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Tim theTwangler
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:27 AM

Dont be silly!
Trumpeters dont have valves unless they had a colostomy.
and that is one cold metal mouth peice i wouldnt wish on my worst enama

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:22 AM

I prefer a good Conn over a Martin OR a Gibson. Trumpeters RULE because they can play in any weather (except sub-zero cold -- valves get sticky and I'll bet you've NEVER put your lips to a cold, cold metal mouthpiece).

Guitars and good weather are for wussies.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: GUEST,Troublemaker
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:22 AM

Listen up, Tim the so-called Twang fucking ler- I'm an authority on Anon's writings, having edited her manuscripts with my grandad when we were at Cecil's flat. She had originally written "fiend", in reference to a man she suspected of looking at her- it was later male editors who made a bollox of it, as to be expected. Not only did they assume she meant "friend", they then got the spelling wrong. They probably felt that any old old sh*t would do (typical!). It's you and they who are the ignoramorum, not I (or is that "me", I'm never too sure).

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Tim theTwangler
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:18 AM

Worms like laces on york stone slabs
glisten by moonlight
Fit food for dabs

The dab is relatively peaceful in its habit when compared to the haddock at any rate.
OOOOO the suns back out byeeeee!!

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Tim theTwangler
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:14 AM

Haddock baiting? I tried haddock as bait once. Caught 2 lugworms and a spinner...
WHich spinner was it?
Dip and fall back dip and fall back.............
Never did like the lugworms they itch like buggery(Piles?) and can stop acionverstaion int he pub dead by popping out for a pint.
(no was saying is possible to get piles in yer lugs!)

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: MMario
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:09 AM

HEY! The "ilk-driven drivel" is over at the MOAB thread! Let us not, in the heat of the moemnt, start casting aspersions on good drivel!

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: skipy
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:09 AM

DP, Which one of the Spinners was it?
Skipy

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Tim theTwangler
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:08 AM

Hey where are we?
This thread aint on me list of threads that are the only ones I know how to see on mudcat.
How can I learn about the weather all over music land without being able to find me thread?
If it was Tom Bliss or some other famous person that started a thread about the weather in relation to music it wouldnt have been losted.
Oh well of to the library to discuus the zionist plot to take over the world by buying littlewoods catalogues with mad harry!
Oh in the interest of ballance will blame the palestinians cooking on open fires in the camps for global warming.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: BuckMulligan
Date: 10 May 07 - 09:07 AM

What a bunch of ilk-driven drivel. Isn't it time for someone to fuck off? Don't you weather-oppressors GET IT? What a load of climatological dross.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Tim theTwangler
Date: 10 May 07 - 08:57 AM

The best thing about the weather is the pretty lady weather forcasters on the telly.

Haddock baiting is a manly puruit and many do not realise that when roused to anger the haddock is a truly terrifying and vindictive creature.

Subject: RE: Weather-a safe topic for mudcat?
From: Stu
Date: 10 May 07 - 08:51 AM

Another thread on Mudcat where the insidious and ever-present threat of the right-wing facist, racist elite attempt to take over the subject of the weather.

Well, I can tell you I've been exposed to the weather for forty years, as were many of my ancestors (my grandparents all had weather-related stories to tell). We didn't take part in the revivial because we didn't need to - our connection to the weather runs unbroken through the marrow of my family. Those upstarts who are out in the weather and think they know it all simply don't respect the old ways of the weather - we had some bloody hot summers before climate change came along you know.

I know what I'm talking about, everyone else doesn't and you Hitler-loving proles can kiss my Cumulus Nimbus.