BS: Sham pain spaying champions

Subject: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Jun 07 - 03:19 PM

Snip snip, and Bob's your auntie.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: Rog Peek
Date: 12 Jun 07 - 04:28 PM

Surgical implements two house bricks?

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jun 07 - 04:33 PM

Just keep yer thumbs oot the way . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Jun 07 - 05:01 PM

Why do I know all these jokes? Misspent youth?

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: GUEST,Turdus migratorius (robin, when it's at home
Date: 12 Jun 07 - 06:01 PM

Whoever the aforesaid spaying champions are, I approve of them.


Tweet tweet.

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Jun 07 - 06:48 PM

it that a re-tweet?

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: GUEST,T. migratorius
Date: 12 Jun 07 - 09:33 PM

Yeth.

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 07 - 11:25 PM

Why would you want to spay a champignon?

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 01:26 AM

Bill,

Don't you mean we-tweet?

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 04:19 AM

To make more space, because there's not mushroom of course Rapaire.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: Rog Peek
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 10:24 AM

Hey, that's Lonnie's line!

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 11:58 AM

No it's not. I know Lonnie personally and he said I could have it.

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: Rog Peek
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 02:07 PM

The Lonnie I'm refering to is six feet under. Are you?

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 02:26 PM

And I bet his chewing gum's lost it's flavour too!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 03:53 PM

Six feet under what? Under age? Six feet under weight?

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 05:00 PM

Ground

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: Rog Peek
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 05:12 PM

It's a figure of speech Rapaire, it means Dead (like the monty python norweigan blue) and buried.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GipFyAsYK1M

So, to answer your question, none of those........ DIRT!

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 07 - 06:19 PM

No need to get nasty and call me names!

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: Bernard
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 07:38 AM

A friend of mine once told me she was getting her cat 'neutralised'...!

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: Rog Peek
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 12:22 PM

Was her name Mrs. Malaprop?

Subject: RE: BS: Sham pain spaying champions
From: Joe_F
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 09:26 PM

What is better than the real stuff in your belly?
And what is better than the real stuff on your head?