BS: Fest Breeding in public

Subject: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 12:23 PM

I would never breed my fests in public. I always take them out behind the barn.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 12:30 PM

kind of a stretch for a pun, ain't it?

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: MMario
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 12:31 PM

It's a spoonerism.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Captain Ginger
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 12:34 PM

Like all the other 'funny' versions of thread titles, it's puerile and irritating.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 12:47 PM

Really? I thought it was about Woodstock I.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 01:39 PM

Spoonerism?


I know Danny Spooner, and he wouldn't say that... ;>)

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 02:20 PM

"kind of a stretch for a pun, ain't it?"

well, yeah.

"Like all the other 'funny' versions of thread titles, it's puerile and irritating."

well, yeah.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Don Firth
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 02:30 PM

The ancient Romans used to do that quite a bit, didn't they?

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 02:41 PM

Yeah, 'funny' versions of thread titles can be irritating at times. But for shear irritation it's hard to beat some control freak who feels compelled to inform others how irritating 'funny' versions of thread titles are.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: GUEST,Gulliver
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 03:01 PM

But for shear irritation...

The only time I get this is if I scratch my hands when cutting the grass.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: RangerSteve
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 04:24 PM

I have feasted on bread, but never in public. I'd rather not deal with the flies. Some good bakery bread that isn't pre-sliced, with butter and honey, or jam, or some hummus.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: RangerSteve
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 04:25 PM

I could have started a whole new thread on bread feasting, but I decided not to waste the space.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 04:26 PM

And here I thought "shear irritation" was the rash one gets from shagging a stubbly, prickly, freshly sheared ewe.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: MMario
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 04:28 PM

nono! "shear irritation" is annoying your mother by running with scissors!

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 06:30 PM

Shear irritation comes when the boat approaching you rams right into you instead of moving to starboard or larboard.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Gulliver
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 08:38 PM

And here I thought "shear irritation" was the rash one gets from shagging a stubbly, prickly, freshly sheared ewe.

Either that, or shear bliss!

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 09:37 PM

Better ewe than me, LH.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Don Firth
Date: 14 Jun 07 - 10:07 PM

And then, of course, there's beast feeding in public.

Don Firth

". . . poisoning pigeons in the park. . . ."

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: paddymac
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 10:16 AM

"Like all the other 'funny' versions of thread titles, it's puerile and irritating."
?
There's a simple solution. Just don't open the thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: RangerSteve
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 11:32 AM

And beet feasting in public.
Fist beating
Beast fasting
Brest feeding (something to do with a city in France).

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Riginslinger
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 12:46 PM

A breedingfest, don't we call that an orgy?

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Don Firth
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 12:53 PM

Orgy! That's the word!

That's what I was getting at when I mentioned ancient Romans, above.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Gulliver
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 01:36 PM

I liked the Brest feeding. I did a search and got about 16,000 hits for "Brest feeding" (as a phrase). It's obviously commoner than we think. Don't know whether it's done in public, though!

Don

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 01:44 PM

I wonder what a Brest Feed is like. I shall investigate. Perhaps I chose the wrong puerile and irritating title (truth be told, I didn't give it much thought).

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 01:51 PM

I got 224,000 hits on Google for 'Brest feeding'. So far they all seem to be based on a creative spelling of breast.

I like the "Inflatable My Brest Friend Feeding Pillow"

I will look a bit more to see if any of the hits have anything to do with the city of Brest.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Gulliver
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 04:15 PM

Try also Public Feeding in Brest

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 04:45 PM

I'm so gullible.

I got 94,900 hits the first time but when I put it in quotes I got nothing.

There seems to be an on going study in France regarding the feeding of fishes. Who knew?

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Gulliver
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 08:53 PM

Well, actually, Oceanopolis in Brest on the Atlantic coast of France has huge tanks for harbour seals with real wave action and underwater viewing. Hundreds turn up for the public feeding of the animals.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 09:09 AM

Sounds great. I'd go if I were in the area. Really.

And my wife thinks I'm just screwing around visiting the Mudcat.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Gulliver
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 06:00 PM

There's a seal sanctuary not too far from where I live (Ireland) and I'm told they have something similar on a small scale for kids to watch. What I enjoy watching is when they release seals back into the sea after they've healed from injuries or whatever. The kids love it too.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 02:31 AM

Talking about spoonerisms- yesterday I was chatting with a friend about bread baking. I never even I was on the wrong track until I *finished* saying 'bed breaking'. He thought it was quite funny.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: kendall
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 06:21 AM

I'm, sure I posted to this thread. Where did it go?

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 09:22 AM

You are too young to be posting here, Kendall.

Subject: RE: BS: Fest Breeding in public
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 05:43 PM

It's very difficult to get fests to breed. They won't do it without complete privacy, the right mood music, comfortable furnishings, that sort of thing. They also won't do it unless they have a good rapport and have established a meaningful relationship of tenderness and mutual understanding. Fest breeding in public is absolutely impossible. It simply doesn't happen.

This is all because of female fests, however. A male fest would willingly breed with a brass doorknob in front of both houses of Congress and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...as long as the brass doorknob looked vaguely like a female fest!

Perhaps the recent reports of fest breeding in public were a result of some such incident.