BS: Wraparoundsverse

Subject: BS: Wraparoundsverse
From: TheSnail
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 09:38 AM

I tied the laces at the back
The front then I did tie
But when I sat, I found, alack
I exposed my hairy thigh.

Subject: RE: BS: Wraparoundsverse
From: Amos
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 10:03 AM

And though I twisted round and back,
Trying to restore closure,
I never could absorb the slack,
Which caused my rude exposure.

The Duchess smiled to see me squirm,
In blushing indignation.
But then she said she thought the sight
Was grounds for titillation!

So now the duchess fat and I
Are coupled, with a smile;
So I would say these wrap-arounds
Should surely stay the style!

Just think of all the torrid gropes,
Dreams of the lonely-hearted
That would never be, if they had not
By wrap pants been kick-started!


Octavius Weir D'Eaux-Enorme
Patent Examiner for Underpriveleged Undocumented Aliens
Surry-on-Fringe

Subject: RE: BS: Wraparoundsverse
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 10:20 AM

I tried then to untie the knot,
I felt the urge to pee.
The knot to me, it would not yield
Oh deary, deary me.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Wraparoundsverse
From: PMB
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 10:27 AM

So, reaching for a sharpened knife
To knot to sever through,
I accidentally killed my wife-
Whatever shall I do?

Subject: RE: BS: Wraparoundsverse
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 01:41 PM

Walk slow, dear heart, walk slow
Well may she cling in line
Her face exposed below
Her bum from time to time

Subject: RE: BS: Wraparoundsverse
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 06:26 PM

Sarong song?

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: Wraparoundsverse
From: Valmai Goodyear
Date: 18 Sep 07 - 04:57 AM

For your inventive help in sartorial matters
My thanks go to all you helpful Mudcatters.

An elasticated waistband
Will save me from disgrace, and
Stitching to the knee,
When the winds blow free,
Will stop me catching a nasty cold, hopefully.

Valmai

Subject: RE: BS: Wraparoundsverse
From: GUEST,sparticus
Date: 18 Sep 07 - 05:47 AM

The wraparound's inventive
But sometimes it's a farce,
It's hard to keep your dignity
When the world can see your arse.

Subject: RE: BS: Wraparoundsverse
From: Rowan
Date: 18 Sep 07 - 06:45 PM

A simple garment
tried to make your life easy
for complications.

Cheers, Rowan

Subject: RE: BS: Wraparoundsverse
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 18 Sep 07 - 06:45 PM

All around my waist I will wrap my new trousers
All around my waist but sadly to say
They aren't quite the size to keep wrapped around my thighs
(And does my bum look big in these, she asks, by the way?)