BS: Tom is NOT my freiend

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: Morticia
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 03:13 PM

Oh jOhn, how I have missed you. I reckon we should take out a contract on this Tom fellow, he's clearly up to no good.

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: Amos
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 03:01 PM

Ah, Sir John, how keen thine eye, how sharp thine intuition.

How poor thy spelling!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 02:54 PM

i cant even find my page now, i reckon that tom bloke nicked it or something, like a sqwatter or something, i new he was up to trubbble.

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: catspaw49
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 02:38 PM

Except for Shatner and the Spirit of Crazy Horse.......Remember to visit the Crazy Horse mountain carving LIVE Webcam every day......even twice a day!

Careful Seed. At your advanced years the thrill and excitement of this LIVE Webcam may be too much for you.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: chazkratz
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 02:30 PM

I have it on good authority that Little Hawk has absolutely NO freiends. None, whatsoever.

Charles

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: open mike
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 02:04 PM

yes Tom showed up on my page too.
he looks sort of like my cousin named Tom.
he pretends to help people but when i tried to
send him a question i got a message that said
he is not available. I was trying to put myself
on Skarpi's my space page as a friend...

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: David C. Carter
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 01:13 PM

I'd Like to see the Naked Women Accordian Players Competition.

I'd like it even better without the accordians though!

David

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: catspaw49
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 01:04 PM

I'd be more interested in the World Naked Cooter&Fanny...............

Spaw---going over the top once again

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 12:51 PM

Is that like the World Naked Hooterfanny?

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: Amos
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 12:38 PM

Only if you join the World Naked Hootenanny...


A

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 12:14 PM

Funny this should come up now, just when I got an email from Facebook about a perfect stranger who had added me as a friend. I DID join Facebook a little while back, but I only have 3 friends so far, and they are all people I know.

So I looked up this person and he has accumulated a lot of new friends in the last few hours. I don't think I'll be confirming this one. Even if he DOES want me to join the World Naked Bike Ride ;-)

On the other hand, I wouldn't mind a few Mudcatters as my friends - PM me!

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: redsnapper
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 11:15 AM

Everybody who joins MySpace gets Tom who is the "Helpdesk" as I understand it.

RS

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: treewind
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 11:13 AM

Greg: you shouldn't have to sign up just to look at your friends page, though I think you do to look at her photos. Unless she's set it to private, in which case you have not only to join Myspace but also be her Myspace "friend" too.

Greg, make sure you join Myspace as a band if you're going to do that. That way you are set up properly for advertising your music. And if you do (as The Boat Band or whatever) send a friend request to Mary and me!

I chucked Tom out after a few other fiends had accumlated and I realized I didn't need his services.

Anahata

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 10:49 AM

Hey you, Tom is MY friend, not yours.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: greg stephens
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 10:46 AM

Tell me about it! I got an email from a friend telling me to look at her myspace page. WEell I tried, and found you have to sign in and join up to look. The next minute, just likew sir JOhn, I find half a dozen people want to be my friends, half of whom I've never heard of in my life. One was even called quiddity quidnunc. What kind of person is called quiddity quidnunc? Anyway, what I want to know is, how does the myspace computer find these people? Does it look inside my address book and match it up with people already on myspace? And if so, how does it get into my address book? Isn't there any security? It's all bloody weird, if you ask me.
Now, if dear sir JOhn, who is a thoroughly good egg, turend up asking to be my firned, I'd be delighted. But these others! "Who are these people? Where do they find them?" as the great Nikki Graham once nearly said.
   And they not only want to be your friends. The next minute the silly buggers want to poke you, or hug you, or send you flowers, or belong to some stupid network or other, or make you their Superspecial Extra Freind or something, or they want you to turn up at some event they are organising, which you think might be a nice party but it's actually a gig you have to pay £12.50 to go to.
    MInd you this is just facebook. I tried to start a myspace entry a while back, I thought it was good for advertising gigs, or so it said in the Guardian. The next minute I started getting messages(with photos) from blondes in bikinis(some of them hugging other friends in blonde bikinis in an over-familiar way) all wanting to be my friends. And they are all called things like Raviola and Lentilla and stuff. What's that all about, then?

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 10:40 AM

Whene are uyo giong to get taht porlbem fixt, Sir Jhon?

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: Peace
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 10:26 AM

Uh, was he the piper's son?

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 10:24 AM

He's not my freiend either!

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: Amos
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 10:17 AM

John,

LEt us all become your friends. Post the URL and prepare for boarding!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 10:14 AM

I've gotten some new "friends" "joining" my MSN group too, and when I email them to ask how they found the unlisted page-- from a separate spam-open account I have-- oddly enough, I get no reply! :~) It's one where the manager/admin (me) has to approve the "new member," so they just don't get approved.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: Peace
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 10:08 AM

Arsehole was on your page, too?

Subject: RE: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: MMario
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 10:07 AM

good on you!

Subject: BS: Tom is NOT my freiend
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Sep 07 - 10:05 AM

Hello, I made a myspace page, as every body seems to be getting one now, its johnfromhull/myspace or something, to write about folk stuff wahts happening in hull and that.

i made my page, and checked it and about five minits later, i looked at it and see someone called tom, been pretending to be my freind, well hes   
not, and i dont even know him, he even put his picture there.

i reckon hes some kind of dodgy bloke, or trubble maker, probly try to
rip me off or something, i dont want stupids on there only proper freinds waht i already know.

anyway=i told him to fick off and get off my page.