Nasty Nurse Re-Rhynmes

Subject: Nasty Nurse Re-Rhynmes
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 29 Sep 07 - 08:42 PM

http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=41824

Sigh...

Da Debbil made me do it...

So what (singable) Re-Rhymes about Nasty Nurses do you know?

... or can make up!!!


Robin
(It's a slow Sunday Morning - OK?)

Subject: RE: Nasty Nurse Re-Rhynmes
From: Mo the caller
Date: 30 Sep 07 - 07:57 AM

Didn't you mean Nasty Nursey Rhymes.

I learnt this one while in hospital, went in to have something done to my ears which they didn't do 'cos we all caught measles.

Sung -
Mother mother take me home
From this convalescence home
I've been here a year or two
Now I want to be with you

Chanted -
Along comes a nurse with a red-hot poulice
Slaps it on your chest and takes no notice

Spoken -
I want to go hooooome.

Subject: RE: Nasty Nurse Re-Rhynmes
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 30 Sep 07 - 08:58 AM

That one fits Mo.... :-)

Any more of it?

Subject: RE: Nasty Nurse Re-Rhynmes
From: Mo the caller
Date: 30 Sep 07 - 09:47 AM

Not that I remember, I was only about 6 at the time, it's a wonder that much stuck.