BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants

Subject: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Nick E
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 06:36 PM

Check out this photo and cutline from today's Greater New Milford Spectrum (Connecticut). This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time, and to top it off I work for the paper but did not see this till it came off the press.
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u47/NicksterNM/GreatGourd.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Nick E
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 06:39 PM

Make sure to read cut line as well.

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: SINSULL
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 07:55 PM

LOL Poor Owen will never live that down. Shall we start a letter writing campaign and fan club?
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 07:58 PM

That is amusing, but I think you need to work on improving your bladder control...

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 08:43 PM

I'm truly speechless... and I thought we had the monopoly on rude vegetables in the UK!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Peace
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 08:43 PM

Rub it and it turns into a suitcase.

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 09:38 PM

I don't know. It looks sort of limp. Which I suppose should be scary.

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 09:57 PM

On a similar note...

---Lepus Rex

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Peace
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 10:03 PM

THAT is great.

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 11:58 PM

All the men that didn't get laid with their Viagra and Cialis musta thrown it out, frustrated, in the ground near the feller's garden-- that's not legal gardening!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 27 Oct 07 - 04:53 AM

The by-line is definitely wrong. "Cummings" - very possibly - but "Norm" - no way!

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Sorcha
Date: 27 Oct 07 - 09:50 AM

It's cute, but pee in your pants funny? Not to me. Sorry.

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Oct 07 - 09:56 AM

Yeah, that was about how I felt about it too, Sorcha. I've seen zuchinnis anyway that were way more impressive than that...

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Nick E
Date: 27 Oct 07 - 11:03 AM

Perhaps my sense of humor is a bit low brow?

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Ernest
Date: 27 Oct 07 - 11:25 AM

"Subscribe to Greater New Milford Spectrum and get a 3-month package of diapers with it!"

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Big Mick
Date: 27 Oct 07 - 11:36 AM

I don't think I even smiled that much. Different strokes for different folks ..... poor, Mick, very poor.

Now This is funny as hell. Play the audio.

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Oct 07 - 12:44 PM

Mick...that link has one http embedded inside another...it needs a direct link.

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Big Mick
Date: 27 Oct 07 - 03:13 PM

Try this one, Bill.

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: gnu
Date: 27 Oct 07 - 03:43 PM

hehebehe... thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 27 Oct 07 - 04:03 PM

Meh. I'll take accidental-dick-photo-humour over dumb-cracker-trying-to-pass-off-his-lame-amateur-comedy-routine-as-a-real-event-so-a-bunch-of-knobs-on-shitty-top-40-morning-radio-will-make-him-famous-so-he-can-get-rich-dump-his-wife-and-buy-a-new-mail-order-bride-from-one-of-those-chinky-countries-humour any day. I mean, dongs are funny. But the radio call-in just made me want to beat Larry the Cable Guy with a blackjack. Maybe it's a regional thing? :)

---Lepus Rex

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Nick E
Date: 27 Oct 07 - 04:20 PM

It's nice to know some people (not me) have standards and will not pee in their pants over something that is merely droll.

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Big Mick
Date: 27 Oct 07 - 07:40 PM

Lepus, that is one funny post. I think it is the laughter that just cracks me up. Plus the visual of some horse's patoot gettin' his butt whipped by 4 angry, older women.

But, your post cracked me up.......

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Oct 07 - 09:34 PM

Har! Har! Nick E's last post was quite funny too. ;-D

Yes, Nick, we have standards. We do not pee our pants over the merely droll or the mildly amusing. Hell, no. And we are doing our best to stem the rising tide of crude, puerile humor that now threatens the very foundations of western civilization, causing uncultured people to publicly wet themselves over things that would have merited only a brief, restrained chuckle from decent people a generation or two ago.

Sir Walter Raleigh, for example, never wet his pants over jokes based on references to male genitalia. Neither did Lincoln. Nor did Teddy Roosevelt. And I think it's a good thing they didn't. It would not have looked well at all in the history books.

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: fumblefingers
Date: 27 Oct 07 - 10:40 PM

A sense of humor is a function of intelligence. So naturally, I pissed meself as well.

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 27 Oct 07 - 11:10 PM

I'm told loss of bladder control is one symptom of aging...

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Nick E
Date: 28 Oct 07 - 12:19 AM

Much critisism towards me is justified.
I totaly blew the presentation and overstated my starting point. Because in fact I only cried.
I should have had more confidence in the material.

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Big Mick
Date: 28 Oct 07 - 12:50 AM

Nick, I thought your first post was fine. I was being a smart ass, as my old friend Lepus pointed out. I took it to be a launch point for a silly ass radio broadcast that just makes me laugh. You are fine, and your thread is a helluva lot better than some of the shit I see around this place lately.

But if that fella is going to make that thing stand up, he's going to need a transfusion.... ***chuckle***

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 28 Oct 07 - 06:58 AM

I must confess, although I didn't like Mick's radio thing... it did make me piss myself. :(

Anywho, I'm off to amuse myself by finding things that look like a penis. Farewell!

---Lepus Rex

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Nick E
Date: 28 Oct 07 - 09:34 AM

Thanks Mick.
Still, I have come around to think of my post from a joke telling standpoint, and I love to tell jokes. I know better than to say "OK, You Will Laugh So Hard At This Funny Joke I'm About To Tell You!" before telling a joke. A simpple rule of thumb that I ignored.

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Oct 07 - 09:45 AM

"But if that fella is going to make that thing stand up, he's going to need a transfusion..."

Hell, yeah. And a nude picture of Maggie Thatcher is not going to do the trick this time...

Subject: RE: BS: So F'in funny I peed my pants
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 29 Oct 07 - 12:09 AM

Here's my nomination