BS: Our Monica to Iraq

Subject: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 10:11 AM

Miss Lewinsky is to provide aid and comfort to our boys in a helluva jam.
She will be wearing 'that dress', but Bill Staines won't be accompanying her.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Peace
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 10:14 AM

Talk about the right ambassador to blow the situation outta propr/ uh, forget it.

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: topical tom
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 10:16 AM

Let's hope she doesn't blow this mission.

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Amos
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 10:23 AM

She has the experience needed -- she is familiar with the use of the Oval Orifice.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Ernest
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 02:59 PM

Don`t harm monica!

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 03:06 PM

If she needs transplant surgery, could the surgeon use mouse organs?
G

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Megan L
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 03:07 PM

I might hae kent. MacKenzie Peace and Amos consider yersels duely skelped. ;)

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Amos
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 03:16 PM

Ach, Megan, be kind -- we is only menfolk, ye ken, and a bit late out of the trees...

A

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Megan L
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 03:20 PM

He he he ah didny come doon in the last shower laddie yer a trio o scunners :)

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Ernest
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 03:22 PM

If the organ fits into the mouth, can it then be called a mouth-organ?

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 03:24 PM

I'm not going there, I'm in enough trouble round here as it is!
G

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Megan L
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 03:28 PM

You in trouble ladsurely no an innocent wee thing like yersel

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 03:40 PM

Do you know Mean, I agree with you wholeheartedly, I'm such a quiet wee soul me.
G

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Amos
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 03:44 PM

Neither wee nor innocen', though often found having an innocent wee...



A

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 03:45 PM

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Megan L
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 03:46 PM

cup of coffee?

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 03:51 PM

I bought me a new little espresso machine while I was away,and I'm back to decent coffee again. So no ta Meg
G

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 04:59 PM

The "Lewinsky Touch" is precisely the ingredient that needs to be added to diplomacy in the Middle East, and it should be a real morale raiser for the troops as well.

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Sorcha
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 05:14 PM

Nice copy cat!

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Rowan
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 05:15 PM

I'm told there have been lots of "Monicas" in the Middle East for some years already, as that is the local nickname give to the large Toyota 4WD station wagon model that has all its panels generously curved instead of 'flat'.

Cheers, Rowan

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Peace
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 05:52 PM

"MacKenzie Peace and Amos consider yersels duely skelped."

She's talkin' that language again . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Amos
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 07:29 PM

AYe -- Does it na mek ye tremble in yer boots? It does me.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Peace
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 07:31 PM

I get all excited when I read that word 'skelped'. Does it mean what I hope it does?

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Nov 07 - 07:42 PM

Ye've nae heard a man whinnie till ye've heard a man skelped!

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Amergin
Date: 30 Nov 07 - 12:55 AM

Is she going to hand out cigars?

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Megan L
Date: 30 Nov 07 - 04:00 AM

Can I help it if certain folk around here nicknamed me Granny Dom. I am a quiet peaceful we lassie HONEST

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: bfdk
Date: 30 Nov 07 - 05:00 AM

Meg, you're also a wee fibber :o)

Chocolate cigars, anyone?

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: Megan L
Date: 30 Nov 07 - 01:02 PM

I dont know the way I get picked on around here its a shame so it is

Subject: RE: BS: Our Monica to Iraq
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 30 Nov 07 - 08:42 PM

Harmonicas to Iraq Maybe