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BS: Trolls Only Thread

Bob the Postman 08 Dec 07 - 11:31 AM
Tweed 08 Dec 07 - 11:35 AM
John MacKenzie 08 Dec 07 - 11:37 AM
bobad 08 Dec 07 - 11:45 AM
Tweed 08 Dec 07 - 11:46 AM
wysiwyg 08 Dec 07 - 11:50 AM
Bob the Postman 08 Dec 07 - 11:56 AM
John MacKenzie 08 Dec 07 - 12:03 PM
Bob the Postman 08 Dec 07 - 12:10 PM
Tweed 08 Dec 07 - 12:21 PM
skipy 08 Dec 07 - 12:26 PM
Bob the Postman 08 Dec 07 - 12:34 PM
Richard Bridge 08 Dec 07 - 01:34 PM
Peace 08 Dec 07 - 02:13 PM
SINSULL 08 Dec 07 - 02:24 PM
bankley 08 Dec 07 - 04:15 PM
number 6 08 Dec 07 - 04:33 PM
GUEST,A Troll 08 Dec 07 - 05:19 PM
John MacKenzie 08 Dec 07 - 05:21 PM
John MacKenzie 08 Dec 07 - 05:45 PM
gnu 08 Dec 07 - 06:01 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Dec 07 - 06:26 PM
Peace 08 Dec 07 - 06:31 PM
Richard Bridge 08 Dec 07 - 06:51 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Dec 07 - 07:05 PM
skipy 08 Dec 07 - 07:17 PM
Peace 08 Dec 07 - 07:40 PM
Charley Noble 08 Dec 07 - 08:40 PM
frogprince 08 Dec 07 - 09:12 PM
Charley Noble 08 Dec 07 - 09:15 PM
harpmolly 08 Dec 07 - 09:53 PM
Charley Noble 08 Dec 07 - 10:07 PM
harpmolly 09 Dec 07 - 01:47 AM
Liz the Squeak 09 Dec 07 - 01:58 AM
jacqui.c 09 Dec 07 - 02:04 AM
autolycus 09 Dec 07 - 05:42 AM
The Fooles Troupe 09 Dec 07 - 06:55 PM
harpmolly 09 Dec 07 - 09:21 PM
McGrath of Harlow 10 Dec 07 - 07:59 PM
Charley Noble 10 Dec 07 - 08:17 PM
GUEST,Neil D 10 Dec 07 - 11:42 PM
Dave Hanson 11 Dec 07 - 03:06 AM
GUEST,Billy Goatscruff 11 Dec 07 - 04:26 AM
John MacKenzie 11 Dec 07 - 05:23 AM
gnu 11 Dec 07 - 05:56 AM
John MacKenzie 11 Dec 07 - 06:12 AM
Charley Noble 11 Dec 07 - 08:35 AM
john f weldon 11 Dec 07 - 08:45 AM
John MacKenzie 11 Dec 07 - 08:51 AM
GUEST,PMB 11 Dec 07 - 09:09 AM

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Subject: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Bob the Postman
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 11:31 AM

As a staunch advocate of affirmative action programmes aimed at promoting gay marriage in the illegal immigrant community, it is my firm belief that if there were a God, which there isn't, not even Thor, then He would hate English concertinas because they are rubbish.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Tweed
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 11:35 AM

.......Rubbish is rubbish is rubbish.

hmmmm...Rubbish....what a weird word...wonder what the origins of it are...


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 11:37 AM

Sort of like a rub?


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: bobad
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 11:45 AM

God didn't make little green apples and it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Tweed
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 11:46 AM

Could be!

"How are you today?"

"Fine, but feeling a bit rubbish and could use a massage."


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 11:50 AM

Can you PROVE rubbish is rubbish? What if some starving.....

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Bob the Postman
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 11:56 AM

Enough of this thread drift. Please help me. I'm trying to remember a song my mother used to sing at potty-training time, something about a man with a hat and the words "doo dah" or, given the context, it might have been "poo poo".


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 12:03 PM

Oh de crap down babies sing this song do doo, do doo,
Oh de crap down babies sing this song, do doo do doo day.

Oh the vent down south needs some emptyin' do doo, do doo
So off wid de diapers, and fill that tin, do doo do doo day.

That the one?

G


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Bob the Postman
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 12:10 PM

Thank you so much, Giok. Now I can include it in my set list when I headline the Awards Show. Unless Ralph Peer owns the copyright?


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Tweed
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 12:21 PM

Ralph Peer?


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: skipy
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 12:26 PM

\Frub"ish\, v. t. [See Furbish.] To rub up: to furbish. [Obs.]
Thus to rub, to polish up for reuse or sale. Frubish is stuff that is found (e.g. in a skip/dumpster) & resold!
Something I do nearly everyday!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Bob the Postman
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 12:34 PM

"stuff that is found (e.g. in a skip/dumpster) & resold"

Much as Ralph Peer (or his heirs and assigns) found and resells a good deal of AFM repertoire.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 01:34 PM

Billygoats - my brother!


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Peace
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 02:13 PM

How gruff!


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 02:24 PM

rubbish
c.1400, from Anglo-Fr. rubouses (1392), of unknown origin. Apparently somehow related to rubble. The verb sense of "disparage, criticize harshly" is first attested 1953 in Australian and New Zealand slang.

Never thought of Oscar the Grouch as French.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: bankley
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 04:15 PM

..."theres's no such thing as Mother Goose or nursery ryhmes"


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: number 6
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 04:33 PM

Oh yeah ..... I wouldn't be too smug about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: GUEST,A Troll
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 05:19 PM

Who's that trip trottin' over MY bridge?


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 05:21 PM

Great Big Billy-goat Gruff of course.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 05:45 PM

I thought Banoffee Pie was like Cottage Pie, only made with German train stations instead of cottages!


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: gnu
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 06:01 PM

Tube steak?


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 06:26 PM

I'm not a troll, I'm an ogre! Ogres don't DO bridges.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Peace
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 06:31 PM

Angelica will be disappointed, Bee-dubya-ell.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 06:51 PM

Beanstalk! Beanstalk!


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 07:05 PM

That's a pretty inviting Bridge, Peace, but we ogres stick with caves. And you know what lives in caves don't you? Cave women!


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: skipy
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 07:17 PM

Ogres are like unions, they have layers!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Peace
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 07:40 PM

Geeze, BWL, all I can say is FrAzEtTa.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 08:40 PM

Now when I was younger, a whole lot younger, my brother and I used to walk a quarter of a mile out our winding driveway to where the school bus would pick us up and deliver us to where we could be civilized. About halfway down the driveway was a winding stone bridge, built by giants with boulders, so my brother said, and underneath was where the trolls lived and lurked. Well, I never saw a sign of the trolls but I now have a very clear image of what a troll bridge looks like.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 09:12 PM

Not all of them are under bridges


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 09:15 PM

Wow!


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: harpmolly
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 09:53 PM

As ole Croc' Dundee might have said, "That's not a troll..."

THAT'S a troll!"

;)

Molly


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 08 Dec 07 - 10:07 PM

Molly,

The "Fremont troll" ain't so bad, in fact he/she rather inanimate. It's probably been years since anyone's been et, except for a VW or two.

I saw a troll on the knoll,
Fie, man, fie;
I saw a troll on the knoll,
Who's the fool now?
I saw a troll on the knoll,
And he was looking oh so droll –
Thou has well drunken and who's the fool now?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: harpmolly
Date: 09 Dec 07 - 01:47 AM

LOL!! Love it. ;)


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Dec 07 - 01:58 AM

That's orcist that is... why can't the orcs get a thread? My sister really needs more exposure!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: jacqui.c
Date: 09 Dec 07 - 02:04 AM

My sister really needs more exposure!

Liz - from what you have told me are you sure the world is ready for that?


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: autolycus
Date: 09 Dec 07 - 05:42 AM

So far nobody's proved anything, given what i count as evidence for anything, and I'm not going to give MY dictionary's definitions for the words in my post. So you've all misunderstood it.

Wonder what I can do for an encore.

oh I know, troll again later, when nobody's paying attention.


   Ivor on a high (that should prob read 'on ahigh', but my disctionary goes wild at that point.)(as you can sea).


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 09 Dec 07 - 06:55 PM

Is a female Troll called a Trollop...


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: harpmolly
Date: 09 Dec 07 - 09:21 PM

P.S. When I walked by the Troll on my way home tonight, someone had put a Santa hat on 'im. ;) Too cute!


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 07:59 PM

Round goes my wheel of torture,
With little mice inside;
I've found it's very funny,
To watch them as they died.
Of pieces there are plenty
I like them best on toast,
While I write my trolling posts
While I write my trolling posts

Trolling posts, (when I go)
Trolling posts, (when I go)
Trolling, trolling,
While I write my trolling posts...


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 08:17 PM

After the "The Smacksman":

Coil away the troll warp, boys, let's heave in the troll;
When we get our troll on board we'll have another haul;
Straightway to the capstan and merrily heave her round,
That's the cry in the middle of the night: "Haul the troll, boys, haul!"


Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: GUEST,Neil D
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 11:42 PM

Does a troll live beneath Richard Bridge?


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 03:06 AM

English concertinas might be rubbish mate..........but they're ENGLISH rubbish.


I'm a troll   fol di rol


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: GUEST,Billy Goatscruff
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 04:26 AM

More to the point, has Richard Bridge got rickets?

(foldy roll)


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 05:23 AM

Trolling home, trolling home♫
Trolling ♪
Trolling ♪
As we go trolling home ♫

5 no trump.


G


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: gnu
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 05:56 AM

Got any knaves?


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 06:12 AM

I thought you knew Gary, the knaves are out! Well they are for you and I at least.
G ¦¬]


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:35 AM

Maybe this parody will put a stopper on this thread:

THE FINAL TROLL

So pull away for the final troll -
Sing haul away, my laddie-o,
It's an easy pull, for the catch is small -
Sing haul away, my laddie-o!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: john f weldon
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:45 AM

I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a rhinovirus grows.


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:51 AM

Ibuleve for every little pain that calls.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 09:09 AM

A rhinovirus? Like a hippovirus?


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