BS: Firing The Surgeon General

Subject: BS: Firing The Surgeon General
From: robomatic
Date: 31 Dec 07 - 10:12 PM

This actually belongs as "BS/ Music" but is based on the question: "What Is A Mona Bone Jakon"? and the most repeated guesstimate that it is a form of what was once euphemized as "Self Abuse": So here's a song about euphemisms which leaves nothing in doubt. It is sung by a group out of Southern California and sung with gusto and abandon:

Firing the Surgeon General
Words and Music by Roy Zimmerman
© 1995 Watunes (BMI)
(From "Folk Heroes" [Reprise])

You can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General

You can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General

I used to flog the dolphin
Used to choke the chicken
Used to spank the monkey
Used to fool with the tool
I used to whip the bishop
Used to wax the weasel
But now I learned one they never taught in school

You can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General

I used to whack the Bobbitt
Used to knead the noodle
Used to charm the cobra
Used to ponder pointillism
I used to free the willy
Used to Pat the Robertson
But now I got me a new euphemism

You can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General

I used to think I'd need analysis
Get phalluses full of calluses
Go blind, lose my mind
Be romantically disinclined
I used to think I'd never be mollified
Or qualified at all if I'd
Go to work as a clerk
Try to be anything but a jerk

But now I wanna dance and shout
I'm jumpin' like a trouser trout
'Cause I found a way to bat it
And make a living at it
Yeah, I got into politics
And I'm never comin'
Never comin'
I'm never comin' out

You can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
I check the lock 'n' say you can't come in
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General
Firing the Surgeon General
Firing the Surgeon General
Firing the Surgeon General

Subject: RE: BS: Firing The Surgeon General
From: robomatic
Date: 31 Dec 07 - 10:17 PM

I should have noted that the SoCal group is "The Foremen"

Subject: RE: BS: Firing The Surgeon General
From: gnu
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 05:10 AM

Not "The Foreskins"?

It's got a nice beat and it's easy to dance to. I'll give it five.