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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Peace Date: 31 Jan 08 - 10:12 AM A good cure for that is anchovy paste spread on one's chest. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Georgiansilver Date: 31 Jan 08 - 01:26 PM Anchovies on a dead mans chest, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Rapparee Date: 31 Jan 08 - 02:18 PM I've got a bottle of 151 proof Lamb's rum at home. Thanks for reminding me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: autolycus Date: 31 Jan 08 - 03:27 PM I don't. Thanks for reminding me. That's quite an anchoivement. (Got that in chest in time) Don't feel I've lost my bottle, or lost it, or anything. Feeling threadfully pleased with my "sickness". maybe threads find their own topics. Has anyone thought of that! If that's it, then , hurrah. We're. On . Topic. (You'd never have guessed mercury was retrograde, would you?) Ivor |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Rapparee Date: 31 Jan 08 - 03:33 PM I thought mercury was usually either a liquid or a vapor. Is retrograde a new form of matter? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Slag Date: 31 Jan 08 - 05:00 PM It's Hell Tweed, Hell. Thanks for clearing that up Rap. Such little oversights can be mighty perplexing. I wasn't trying to get your goat. Just define it. Mary had a rummy lamb It was always in a stew. When ever Mary was at a loss The lamb knew what to do. I dare you to finish that by making at least one reference to the above mentioned goat (just to tie things together real neat-like. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: John MacKenzie Date: 31 Jan 08 - 05:04 PM Mary had a little goat She thought it was a nanny And every time that she bent down It bit her in the fanny. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Peace Date: 31 Jan 08 - 05:08 PM Mary liked a certain group Led by Jon Bon Jovi, He sang her songs of goats and lambs And pizzas with anchovy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: John MacKenzie Date: 31 Jan 08 - 05:19 PM Billy met a lovely girl Her looks he couldn't fault, he said she reminded him of a fish But perhaps a bit more salty |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Georgiansilver Date: 31 Jan 08 - 06:13 PM Mary had a little lamb And the midwife fainted! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Rapparee Date: 31 Jan 08 - 06:29 PM Mary had a little lamb That loved to eat anchovies. It ate their fins and gills and tails Their testes and their ovaries. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz Date: 31 Jan 08 - 06:45 PM Pizza... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1e6Pe2BuwQ&feature=related bob |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: autolycus Date: 01 Feb 08 - 01:37 AM Just to stay on-topic, about which I'm obsessed, must repeat mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead Now mary takes the lamb to school The last you've already read. When a planet is 'retrograde', it appears to us to be moving backwards. may the jokes begin - I can't waut 0 er - wait. Ivor |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Georgiansilver Date: 01 Feb 08 - 02:40 AM autolycus You're a star! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: John MacKenzie Date: 01 Feb 08 - 05:22 AM Arcturus is a star; Autolycus is a figure from Greek mythology. G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Peace Date: 01 Feb 08 - 10:05 AM Autolycus is a shining light in a heaven of shining lights. Be at one with the universe and at two, be at the malt shop. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Peace Date: 01 Feb 08 - 10:13 AM OK. Let me rephrase that. I just had a few sips of coffee. Ommmmm Ommmmm Ommmmm Tell me, do anchovies grow to be 1000 pounds? What would a ticked off anchovy be like? If their knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like? Ommmmm |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: John MacKenzie Date: 01 Feb 08 - 10:21 AM Flamingos of course Peace |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Peace Date: 01 Feb 08 - 10:29 AM EUREKA! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz Date: 01 Feb 08 - 11:27 AM Pizza twirlin', Rod Serling, Mary is the lamb, Anchovie gets hungry, OM will understand... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRNDRfbdK2M bob |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: autolycus Date: 01 Feb 08 - 02:49 PM 'giok' reekers of what, exactly? itm, thank you for those kind words. georgiansilver, where do u (I mean 'I') send the (touches side of nose nonchalently so nobody else sees)? Actually, my 91-y-o Mum is a star. She was named Estelle. would you adam-'n'-eve it? A ticked-off anchovy would be either head bowed, or, present, sir. Sorry Peace, but malt isn't my cup of tea (boom! boom!).But in the meantime, What were we talking about before I so rudely interrupted myself? Ivor PS. Where could I make a living doing this sort of thing? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Peace Date: 01 Feb 08 - 02:53 PM "PS. Where could I make a living doing this sort of thing?" The malt shop? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz Date: 01 Feb 08 - 04:18 PM You mean to tell me we're not getting PAID for this? $4000/seat tickets at the Superbowl and all I get is a virtual anchovy? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Tweed Date: 01 Feb 08 - 04:59 PM During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?" "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Rapparee Date: 01 Feb 08 - 05:26 PM Mary had an anchovy She kept it in the yard Because it weighed two thousand pounds And was cooked until it charred. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz Date: 01 Feb 08 - 06:19 PM Champion Jack Dupree stayin' on topic with King Curtis... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xXDxnUmMz8&feature=related If Y'all got a mind to, look carefully at who is in the audience... bob |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 01 Feb 08 - 07:04 PM ANNE CHOVY FOR PRESIDENT! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Rapparee Date: 01 Feb 08 - 08:55 PM Wasn't she the Pensacola pole dancer who did such interesting things with tassles? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: autolycus Date: 02 Feb 08 - 06:56 AM With any luck, she drinks like a fish. Ivor |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Rapparee Date: 02 Feb 08 - 09:46 AM Slip her a fin and see. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Tweed Date: 02 Feb 08 - 10:45 AM a fin...oooooo....that one was really bad, even for you Rap. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: catspaw49 Date: 02 Feb 08 - 10:48 AM Did you know that the planet Mercury was struck by an oozing metal hemorrhoid? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Megan L Date: 02 Feb 08 - 10:49 AM That sounded fishy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Georgiansilver Date: 02 Feb 08 - 11:40 AM Erm excuse me but what is the topic anyway....oh...the price of fuel is it? Over £1 a litre in the UK...more than $2 in US lolly. I think it is disgusting! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: John MacKenzie Date: 02 Feb 08 - 11:44 AM US Popsicle surely? G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: autolycus Date: 02 Feb 08 - 04:42 PM I think the topic may have become how the unconscious subverts consciousness, with an anchovy topping. Ivor |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Georgiansilver Date: 02 Feb 08 - 04:58 PM Perhaps someone should discover a means of making fuel from anchovies |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Slag Date: 02 Feb 08 - 06:33 PM That's some tail there Anne. Can you sing the scales? I'd like a 2000 pound anchovy, please, and an equally proprtionate pizza under it, to go. What pray tell IS a "chovy" and if an ANchovy is the rival of a chovy shouldn't the topic really be "Chovies"? Can't you folks PLEASE stay on topic? I don't want to get confused at this piont in the discussion. Fo'cuss! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: John MacKenzie Date: 02 Feb 08 - 06:36 PM By chovy's got it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Georgiansilver Date: 02 Feb 08 - 06:38 PM My latest pair of spectacles certainly help me with my focus. Reading has been such a problem for a while now....reckon when they told me as a teenage boy I would go blind if I carried on doing what I did, they must have been right eh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Megan L Date: 02 Feb 08 - 06:39 PM Oh dear stop carping about the topic and just eat the hazlenuts |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: John MacKenzie Date: 02 Feb 08 - 06:46 PM Carpe Diem Meg? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Rapparee Date: 02 Feb 08 - 07:16 PM "Anaerobic" means "without air." "Anchovy" must, there, mean "without chovy" (anchovies meaning "without chovies"). It's probably a medical term: "Doctor! The patient is anchovic!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Peace Date: 02 Feb 08 - 07:17 PM Jaysus, you folks are nuts. Anyway, if we can't agree to an anchovy pizza, how's about peanut butter and mayonnaise? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: John MacKenzie Date: 02 Feb 08 - 07:33 PM Wot, no jelleeeeeeeeeeeee? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: GUEST,Peace Date: 02 Feb 08 - 09:55 PM OK, Giok. Mayonnaise and jelly. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Rapparee Date: 02 Feb 08 - 10:01 PM I happen to like peanut butter and mayonnaise, pb and jelly, pb and honey. I've never tried them all at once, though. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Slag Date: 03 Feb 08 - 02:41 AM Bacon and Banana with mayo sandwich. Now THAT'S good! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Slag Date: 03 Feb 08 - 02:43 AM Wait a minute!!!! WAIT! I just got drawn of the Topic of Carpricorn! That's what I was talkin' about. Fo' Cussit all any whozit! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Staying on topic in threads. From: Slag Date: 03 Feb 08 - 02:46 AM 300. What? Nobody wants it at theis inelegant hour? Weel, as long as it's here. I have dial - up and this one is starting to reach my limit. Gotta get sattelite. |