BS: The thread that asks a question.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 25 Mar 08 - 04:05 AM

Why, do you ask? If so, why do you ask?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 24 Mar 08 - 09:10 PM

WHAAAAAT?

DT

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,GD
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 11:03 PM

Not Sure How This Is Going To Work Out But, This Message Is For "Peace", In Reference To The Super Grease Revue. I'd Like To Know More. I'm Not A Member Here, Just Stumbled In, So I'll Risk It And Leave This Email Addy, [e-mail]

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 17 Mar 08 - 05:25 AM

Who kiled Davey Moore ?

I, said the sparrow . . .

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz
Date: 16 Mar 08 - 06:52 PM

From the outskirts of Infinity - Jimi Hendrix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ_SFqZYy_g
The ? floats across The Methane Sea...

Happy St. Patrick's Day...
May The Great Leprechaun be kind to ya...
bob

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 16 Mar 08 - 03:09 PM

From the Gospel of Bob.

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?

"Not I," says the referee,
"Don't point your finger at me.
I could've stopped it in the eighth
An' maybe kept him from his fate,
But the crowd would've booed, I'm sure,
At not gettin' their money's worth.
It's too bad he had to go,
But there was a pressure on me too, you know.
It wasn't me that made him fall.
No, you can't blame me at all."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?

"Not us," says the angry crowd,
Whose screams filled the arena loud.
"It's too bad he died that night
But we just like to see a fight.
We didn't mean for him t' meet his death,
We just meant to see some sweat,
There ain't nothing wrong in that.
It wasn't us that made him fall.
No, you can't blame us at all."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?

"Not me," says his manager,
Puffing on a big cigar.
"It's hard to say, it's hard to tell,
I always thought that he was well.
It's too bad for his wife an' kids he's dead,
But if he was sick, he should've said.
It wasn't me that made him fall.
No, you can't blame me at all."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?


"Not me," says the gambling man,
With his ticket stub still in his hand.
"It wasn't me that knocked him down,
My hands never touched him none.
I didn't commit no ugly sin,
Anyway, I put money on him to win.
It wasn't me that made him fall.
No, you can't blame me at all."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?

"Not me," says the boxing writer,
Pounding print on his old typewriter,
Sayin', "Boxing ain't to blame,
There's just as much danger in a football game."
Sayin', "Fist fighting is here to stay,
It's just the old American way.
It wasn't me that made him fall.
No, you can't blame me at all."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?

"Not me," says the man whose fists
Laid him low in a cloud of mist,
Who came here from Cuba's door
Where boxing ain't allowed no more.
"I hit him, yes, it's true,
But that's what I am paid to do.
Don't say 'murder,' don't say 'kill.'
It was destiny, it was God's will."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bert
Date: 16 Mar 08 - 03:03 PM

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Was it something like this?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Mar 08 - 01:07 PM

Who killed Davey Moore?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Appaloosa Lady
Date: 15 Mar 08 - 05:30 PM

"Two girls for every boy"

Those boys sure are lucky, aren't they?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 15 Mar 08 - 04:23 PM

WHAT ABOUT THE CHINESE QUESTION?

Enquiring minds want to know.........Hu Flung Dung?

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 14 Mar 08 - 04:30 PM

Could you repeat the question please?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Mar 08 - 04:20 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 14 Mar 08 - 01:36 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 14 Mar 08 - 12:30 PM

A symtotic?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 14 Mar 08 - 06:13 AM

Wasn't it the man who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong the same one who out the bop in the bop-she-bop ?

Why do I bother ?

What is the cube root of nine-tenths of four-fifths of fuck-all multiplied by the average diameter of a pubic hair ?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 14 Mar 08 - 05:09 AM

Ah?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 08:49 PM

HA!

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 08:46 PM

Well, I shall correct one small piece of statistical misinformation from that article. Hillary is NOT from a minority group. There are more females than males in the USA. And as proof I offer the following song from


JAN AND DEAN lyrics - Surf City

Two girls for every boy

I bought a '30 Ford wagon and we call it a woody
(Surf City, here we come)
You know it's not very cherry, it's an oldie but a goody
(Surf City, here we come)
Well, it ain't got a back seat or a rear window
But it still gets me where I wanna go

And we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun
Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun, now
Two girls for every boy

You see they never roll the streets up 'cause there's always somethin' goin'
(Surf City, here we come)
You know they're either out surfin' or they got a party growin'
(Surf City, here we come)
Well, with two swingin' honeys for every guy
And all you gotta do is just wink your eye

Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun
Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun, now
Two girls for every boy

And if my woody breaks down on me somewhere on the surf route
(Surf City, here we come)
I'll strap my board to my back and hitch a ride in my wetsuit
(Surf City, here we come)
And when I get to Surf City I'll be shootin' the curl
And checkin' out the parties for a surfer girl

And we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun
Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun, now
Two girls for every
Two girls for every boy

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 08:38 PM

"Is you is or is you ain't"?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 08:26 PM

Air Lingus?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: John Hardly
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 08:23 PM

...take it back when I START making sense. It will leave a question lingering in the air like, like, ....like something that lingers in the air.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: John Hardly
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 08:22 PM

WAIT!

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 07:24 PM

Uh, John, I'll have to take back that thing about making sense.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 07:21 PM

Hey, John, good to see you. Nice to have someone here who makes sense.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: John Hardly
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 06:41 PM

Isn't this how Jeopardy! is played?

I'll take anal bum cover for $200, Alex?

I'll take the rapist for $400, Alex?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:55 PM

OK. I take that back. We're back on topic again. Gnu I could count on you, Knew.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:53 PM

But.... If I had a rocket spatula..........

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:52 PM

That's real estate.

Keriste, here we go again. YOU are causing severe thread drift here, gnu. No offense.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:51 PM

I have a lot.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:51 PM

Please note that this was the first post. NOW, we have come FULL CIRCLE!

"Subject: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace - PM
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:08 PM

You think we should have one of these?"

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:50 PM

OK. At long bloody last. We're back on topic.

The topic is

































spatulas.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:47 PM

Well, fuck him?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:37 PM

Spitzer. He gives.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:30 PM

Um... when and how did this thread get changed from the original intention? I tried to "do it" the right way and it donna work no more??? Reading back and to try to discern if I was fucked up, I found posts that made sense just don't no more. Especially mine on accounta, that ain't what I posted. What gives?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 04:27 PM

When will it all end?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Gurney
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 04:22 PM

I thought of coming in from a different computer, as Guest Bill Shakespeare, and asking "To be, or not to be?"

I didn't. Anyone know why?

2B or nt 2B for texters.


Anyway, who put the bop in the bop she-bop-shebop?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 03:25 PM

OK, that I understand. See, there's a man who KNOWS what to quote. BWL just linked to "The Witty Sayings of George Bush."

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 03:23 PM

?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 02:46 PM

Oh, definitely. People using big words, saying witty things--this thread was never meant for that.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Appaloosa Lady
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 02:22 PM

Do you really think so?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 01:31 PM

his thread, intellectual as it was when it started out, has degenerated. No offence.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 01:25 PM

The square root of fuck-all can be found in the preamble to the founding charters of the Democratic and Republican parties of the USA.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 12:15 PM

Fuck-all has no square root. It's root is triangular.

Why do we always talk about anchovies on these threads, and never sardines, kippers, or gefilte fish? Is a question with multiple objects, like the previous one, just a single question or is it actually four questions rolled into one? Should I really be wasting my time wondering about stupid shit like this, or should I go throw a few pots?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 12:01 PM

Didn't I ask three questions in my previous post ? Is not three an odd number ? Are you listening at the back, there ? What is the square root of f*ck-all ? Do you agree ?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 11:56 AM

No, two questions are not allowed in one post. Just as two negative numbers make a positive number when multiplied or divided, two questions make an answer. Nobody knows what the answer is, but it's an answer nonetheless. The number of questions in a post should always be an odd number, and the odder the better. "Green" is a very odd number, not being a number at all, and thus makes a really good number of questions to ask in a post. Is this answer perfectly clear?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:19 AM

If I had thirteen milk bottle tops would I get change out of a dustbin (US - trash can) lid ?

How much ?

(Are two questions allowed in one post ? :-)

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: polaitaly
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 12:45 PM

Nothing special....I ate better anchovies....

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Appaloosa Lady
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 12:15 PM

"How was it for you?"












;-)

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 10:10 PM

How did you came? Did you drove or did you flew?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 05:42 AM

Which would you rather ride, or a bike ?