BS: The thread that asks a question.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 05:53 PM

FREE ANN CHOVY

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 05:57 PM

where? Do they usually charge for her?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 06:04 PM

she got pasted!

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 07:36 PM

Anchovy paste? Is that what you use to put broken anchovies back together?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Janie
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 07:49 PM

Hey BWL - are sure that isn't a photo of the Morbid Pumpernickel Choir?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Slag
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 07:58 PM

Them damn anchovies is gettin' everywhere.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 08:02 PM

It's that Bob Ryszkiewicz guy. He LOVES anchovies. Really. Why, I recall once when the members of the Super Grease Revue were together and Bob asked that instead of being paid in money, we be paid in--yep, you guessed it--anchovies. Really. I wouldn't make up something like that.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 08:18 PM

and well worth it too :)

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 08:59 PM

Yeah, but you try taking 342 pounds of them to the bank!

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 09:07 PM

do you have change for this?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 09:09 PM

THAT is the second-largest anchovy I have ever seen!

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 09:11 PM

LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Slag
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 01:46 AM

Yeah, now that's starting to look like the anchovies I've been hearing about!

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 06:04 AM

More rhetorical questions:

We've changed topic here, yes? Isn't this thread about questions?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 06:45 AM

Re taking or giving of a piss - what is wrong with 'getting' a piss?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 06:46 AM

Which would you rather be, or a wasp ?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 10:01 AM

Good question?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 11:55 AM

My daddy used to ask, "Which would you rather have, or a baked apple?"

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 01:25 PM

Could you repeat the question?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 01:53 PM

Sure. Which question would you like repeated?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 02:16 PM

Why do shirt collars always fold in half where you don't want a crease when they come out of the wash
Why can't we invent a better shirt collar

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: topical tom
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 02:42 PM

Why do we need collars anyway?What purpose do they serve? Ay, there's the question.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 02:48 PM

They hide hickeys.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 03:34 PM

"Could you repeat the question?"

"Yes, 'the question'."

"Thanks, now could you call me a taxi?"

"Sure, you're a taxi."

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Waddon Pete
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 04:10 PM

I think this thread is highly questionable!

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 04:19 PM

Questionable? possibly...... but....

in the best possible taste! :)

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Janie
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 10:53 PM

Have you seen my glasses?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Janie
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 10:54 PM

Nevermind.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 11:45 PM

I never do...

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 05:42 AM

Which would you rather ride, or a bike ?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 10:10 PM

How did you came? Did you drove or did you flew?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Appaloosa Lady
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 12:15 PM

"How was it for you?"












;-)

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: polaitaly
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 12:45 PM

Nothing special....I ate better anchovies....

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:19 AM

If I had thirteen milk bottle tops would I get change out of a dustbin (US - trash can) lid ?

How much ?

(Are two questions allowed in one post ? :-)

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 11:56 AM

No, two questions are not allowed in one post. Just as two negative numbers make a positive number when multiplied or divided, two questions make an answer. Nobody knows what the answer is, but it's an answer nonetheless. The number of questions in a post should always be an odd number, and the odder the better. "Green" is a very odd number, not being a number at all, and thus makes a really good number of questions to ask in a post. Is this answer perfectly clear?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 12:01 PM

Didn't I ask three questions in my previous post ? Is not three an odd number ? Are you listening at the back, there ? What is the square root of f*ck-all ? Do you agree ?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 12:15 PM

Fuck-all has no square root. It's root is triangular.

Why do we always talk about anchovies on these threads, and never sardines, kippers, or gefilte fish? Is a question with multiple objects, like the previous one, just a single question or is it actually four questions rolled into one? Should I really be wasting my time wondering about stupid shit like this, or should I go throw a few pots?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 01:25 PM

The square root of fuck-all can be found in the preamble to the founding charters of the Democratic and Republican parties of the USA.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 01:31 PM

his thread, intellectual as it was when it started out, has degenerated. No offence.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Appaloosa Lady
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 02:22 PM

Do you really think so?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 02:46 PM

Oh, definitely. People using big words, saying witty things--this thread was never meant for that.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 03:23 PM

?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 03:25 PM

OK, that I understand. See, there's a man who KNOWS what to quote. BWL just linked to "The Witty Sayings of George Bush."

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Gurney
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 04:22 PM

I thought of coming in from a different computer, as Guest Bill Shakespeare, and asking "To be, or not to be?"

I didn't. Anyone know why?

2B or nt 2B for texters.


Anyway, who put the bop in the bop she-bop-shebop?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 04:27 PM

When will it all end?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:30 PM

Um... when and how did this thread get changed from the original intention? I tried to "do it" the right way and it donna work no more??? Reading back and to try to discern if I was fucked up, I found posts that made sense just don't no more. Especially mine on accounta, that ain't what I posted. What gives?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:37 PM

Spitzer. He gives.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:47 PM

Well, fuck him?

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:50 PM

OK. At long bloody last. We're back on topic.

The topic is

































spatulas.

Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:51 PM

Please note that this was the first post. NOW, we have come FULL CIRCLE!

"Subject: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace - PM
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:08 PM

You think we should have one of these?"