BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???

Subject: BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Bind River
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 09:53 PM

SToopid question, right? Of COURSE you wanna ROCK with the flippin' BEST! Who does not, eh?

Well, now you can. Check it out. This is how ya do it. I been doin' this same teckneek myself fer years and I am, like, the best in North Ontario. Maybe the best in the WORLD. I kid you not.

This guy is almost as flippin' good as me, eh? He is close, but no flippin' cigar. Arf! Arf!

ROCK with the FLIPPIN' BEST!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 10:29 PM

Do they have air violin? Or cello? Or perhaps air tympani? I've done air bagpipes, too.

Subject: RE: BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 10:41 PM

Sigh.

I think they need Little Hawk up there in Blind River to bring a little sanity. And that is saying a lot.



A

Subject: RE: BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 11:08 PM

Betcha can't match this, Shane!

THE MAJESTY OF ROCK!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 11:42 PM

It's one thing to converse with your own imaginary playmates, Hawker, but arguing with them in public is..I dunno...kinda near the edge, there, pal. Some deepp breaths of icecold air will help.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???
From: gnu
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 05:31 AM

I think buddy with the fancy belt buckle mighta been catchin snow flakes on his tongue around the Pickering Nuke Plant.

Subject: RE: BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???
From: Mooh
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 10:01 AM

The folks who program those things never get a decent distortion tone.

As for me, I'd like the Tony McManus model.

Peace, Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 12:52 PM

Speaking of ice cold air, it was minus 20 Celcius out there this morning! OUCH. Every brass monkey for miles around has been emasculated for sure. Chongo will not venture outside in this weather without wearing a fleece-lined jock strap in his trousers.

All air guitarists will be practicing indoors today, methinks.

Subject: RE: BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 05:47 PM

But ya wanna warm up fast? Yeah?

Check THIS out, baby!

MORE ROCKIN' with the BEST!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 05:52 PM

Jaysus. It was tweny below eighty degrees F here at sunrise, with light breezes and a spring-like smell to the air.

I feel your pain.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 08:49 PM

Shee-it. You guys REALLY ready to Rock?

Subject: RE: BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 09:44 PM

OMIGOD! Them guys are, like, totally my heros, eh? SPINAL TAP ROCKS!!!!!!!!! I seen them once in, like, Toronto, eh? Me and my friends went down and seen 'em live. We got down on our flippin' knees at the backstage, man, and chanted "WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WERTHY!" Then I got NIgel Tufnel's autograph!!!! I keep it in my wallet at all times right next to the condums.

Nigel is my biggest hero ever. He RULES!!! He can flippin' DO NO WRONG! I would roadey for him anytime. I would.

Have any of youse seen 'em do "Stonehinge"? I have. Totally flippin' awesome!

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 09:59 PM

And them guys can make you cry too, eh? I busted out in tears when they played this one live...

"Just Begin Again"

Wait fer it. It'll slaye youse if you, like, got a heart still beatin' in yer chest, eh?

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 11:40 PM

What's next? Banjo suspenders?!

Subject: RE: BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 08 - 09:42 AM

"Shane", Spinal Tap is a really a fake. There is no Spinal Tap! That's all been done in a movie studio with computers, like Jar-Jar Binks in the "Star Wars" movies. In fact, the blond guy really IS Jar-Jar Binks, but wearing make-up.

But you should know that because you're dead.

Subject: RE: BS: Wanna ROCK with the BEST???
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Feb 08 - 10:31 AM

Rock-a-my-sole