BS: Who'ld a thunk it?

Subject: BS: Who'ld a thunk it?
From: beardedbruce
Date: 17 May 08 - 09:06 PM

Giambi's magical golden thong
Posted: Saturday May 17, 2008 07:48AM ET

The key to turning the Yankees season around could be under Jason Giambi's pinstriped pants. The Yankee slugger revealed Friday he slips on a gold lame thong with a flame-line waistband when he's trying to get out of a hitting slump - and he's shared it with his teammates. "It works every time," Giambi told the Daily News after his secret was outed on Portfolio.com. Derek Jeter agreed that Giambi's thong works, although "it's so uncomfortable running around the bases." "I had it over my shorts and stuff," he said. "I was 0-for-32 and I hit a homer on the first pitch. That's the only time I've ever worn it." Johnny Damon also admitted donning the golden panties "probably three times."

Subject: RE: BS: Who'ld a thunk it?
From: Amos
Date: 17 May 08 - 09:27 PM

Golden Panties!! I swan!!! This may be the making of a new religion!! Temple of the Holy Thong, or summat. "We raise our voices in things...". I can see it now. "Without DIvine Guidance we grope in the darkness; when we have You to guide us, our way is straight..."

Let's hear it for the divinity of thongs and panties.



A

Subject: RE: BS: Who'ld a thunk it?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 May 08 - 09:36 PM

Thing... thing a thong... thing it loud.... thing it thtrong... to latht the whole night long....

Jutht thing, thing a thong!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Who'ld a thunk it?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 May 08 - 09:37 PM

William Shatner has worn one of those for years under his clothing. I think the time has come to reveal that. It is one of the sources of his great personal magnetism, but not the only one.

Subject: RE: BS: Who'ld a thunk it?
From: Amos
Date: 17 May 08 - 09:48 PM

His other one is a butt-plug...



A

Subject: RE: BS: Who'ld a thunk it?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 May 08 - 09:52 PM

If this secret technique had been discovered by former player Jesus Alou instead of Jason Giambi, all the hits he made while wearing the magic garment would have been...




...thong hits for Jesus.

Subject: RE: BS: Who'ld a thunk it?
From: Sorcha
Date: 17 May 08 - 10:20 PM

jimmyt did the thing a thong thing a LONG time ago....he even had a bidness of sorts....ya'll just missed it.

Just thing a thong at twilight.....

Subject: RE: BS: Who'ld a thunk it?
From: Bill D
Date: 17 May 08 - 11:19 PM

Different supports for different sports....


The company could market a double-cup model for women's sports...

"Thongs for the Mammaries"




I'll get my coat.......

Subject: RE: BS: Who'ld a thunk it?
From: Dead Horse
Date: 17 May 08 - 11:42 PM

Air on a G-string?

Subject: RE: BS: Who'ld a thunk it?
From: beardedbruce
Date: 18 May 08 - 12:06 AM

Get Bach!

Subject: RE: BS: Who'ld a thunk it?
From: katlaughing
Date: 18 May 08 - 12:35 AM

Ew....he shares with his teammates? 'Spose they launder it first?!

Subject: RE: BS: Who'ld a thunk it?
From: quokka
Date: 18 May 08 - 06:39 AM

Here in Oz a thong is footwear...I do b'lieve you guys call them flip-flops...or is that the Poms?

Subject: RE: BS: Who'ld a thunk it?
From: open mike
Date: 19 May 08 - 04:20 AM

well, Jimmy T's thongs are a horse of a different color...
by the way, where is he?

http://www.amazon.com/Excite-Mens-Posing-Straps-Collection/dp/B0016A0A3U/ref=pd_sbs_a_title_1

Subject: RE: BS: Who'ld a thunk it?
From: GUEST,Riley
Date: 20 May 08 - 12:56 PM

ewww they gay

Subject: RE: BS: Who'ld a thunk it?
From: PoppaGator
Date: 20 May 08 - 12:59 PM

I remember when we used the word "thong" as an alternative name for flip-flops here in the US.

That usage didn't disappear until the advent of of the dental-floss-underwear thong, which wasn't all that long ago.