BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...

Subject: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: Bobert
Date: 28 May 08 - 09:32 PM

Well, well, well...

Today was the final exam an' the strapped me down on the gurney, gave me a shot of Jack Daniels, and then a couple of womenx in doctors suits came in and stuck needles in me and gave me an EMG and a nerve conductivity think study and we had a good time... Okay, they did... I didn't much like the needles... The other thing was purdy okay... Lotta shocky things in my arm... Who cares???

So at the end of it the head doc says that I'z gonna be just fine and to pay the lady on the way out???

Nevermind that part...

So fir my many friends here who suffered thru 300 posts on me being messed up I figurated that I outta stop by and say that accordin' to all the folks who was born with M.D. after theit names that in a month 'er two all the voltage in my fingers will go away an', an'....

Nevermind that an' stuff...

I'z gonna be just fine... Only a scratch...

ONly problem that I have is that during the last 4 months of some purdy bad symptoms I kinda changed my playin' style an' now I'z worser than back in the 60's... No, I'm playing good but my sound is like the "White Stripes"

(Who are the "White Stripes", Boberdz???)

Oh, the shame...

But I'm okay... Really...

(White Stripes???)

B~

p.s. Gonna make fir an interesting Getaway... lol...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: jacqui.c
Date: 28 May 08 - 10:27 PM

Good news Bobert. We don't really worry about your playing style, just so long as you get to the Getaway!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 May 08 - 10:49 PM

I bet he healed because of all of that yard work P-Vine had him doing. We never had a doubt this thing would clear up!

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: Amos
Date: 28 May 08 - 11:46 PM

Glad you're happy with the prognosis, me bully lad. No if we could get you happy with your arm, we'd be all set...


A

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: Tweed
Date: 29 May 08 - 09:35 AM

Good on and for you Boberdzzz, but you cain't ever convince me that you ain't seriously un-messed up.;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: Bobert
Date: 29 May 08 - 10:24 AM

Huh?

Nevermind...

Well, Tweezer, seems every time Iz messed up somethin' that I need to use to play the geetar that afterwards I come out with new 'n improved bad habits...

I donno 'bout this time... They might boot me outta the Getaway this year when I show up with a bunch of drums, foot pedals and worser than that, an amp...

(There goes the neigborhood!!!)

But seriously, I'm kinda enjoyin' the new 'n improved bad habits which I reckon is evidence that maybe I "ain't seriously un-messed up" afterall...

But the voltage in the fingers is down from a constant 8 to 9 volts to a steady 6 volts so that is good fir now...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 May 08 - 10:32 AM

It is un-fucking un-beyond un-belief that you are un-fucked up. Not possible.........no way..........As a matter of fact, you're one of the most fucked up folks in this village and I know the qualities of a fuckup cause it takes one to know one.

So don't be comin' in here trying to pass your sorry-ass self off as some kind of un-messed up fuckup.   It ain't happening. Now if you want to say your shoulder is better, fine......but you're still a fuckup.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: Bobert
Date: 29 May 08 - 12:33 PM

My shoulder is fine, too...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 29 May 08 - 01:50 PM

I don't know how you live with yourself ...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: Bobert
Date: 29 May 08 - 04:15 PM

... it ain't easy...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 May 08 - 05:10 PM

And P-Vine says it ain't ever hard either...........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: Bill D
Date: 29 May 08 - 06:32 PM

It's been said that terrible things happen to drums & amps in dark hours at the Getaway. You might have to sleep with 'em tied to your leg.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: Amos
Date: 29 May 08 - 07:06 PM

...'course you might end up being dragged into the river in your sleep that way....



A

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: Bobert
Date: 29 May 08 - 07:31 PM

Hey, whatz a guy to do???

How close is the river???

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: Azizi
Date: 31 May 08 - 10:43 AM

Bobert, I'm seriously glad that you are now un-messed-up.

But you never answered the question "Who are The White Stripes"?

Not that I'm sayin that you now play like them or anything.

I was just wondering, that's all.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 May 08 - 05:36 PM

Are you back to abnormal now, Bobert? Able once again to spank the monkey, salute the flag, and all that sort of thing? I hope so.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: Bobert
Date: 31 May 08 - 07:06 PM

Ahhhhh, yeah, I am back to my monkey spankin' self tho I still have this voltage in my fingers I ain't no complaints from the monkeys... That is a good thing... The voltage don't bother me like it did... No matter what I do to abuse myself it stays 'bout the same which is like 6 'er 8 volts... No off the charts stuff... A little pain but who cares... The monkey's don't...

As fir the "White Stripes", MizAziz??? Most folks here wouldn't invite them to the Getaway... They are loud... I used to be loud back in the 60's and early 70's and then I got over it and now I got ovwer gettin' over it... Google 'um up, Miz... And please don't hold them against me or vice versa... I was loud before they were born...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Seriously Un-messed-up...
From: quokka
Date: 01 Jun 08 - 03:40 AM

The White Stripes are one of the most interesting bands to appear in the last twenty years. Simply, Jack White is a genius. Weird, but seriously talented.