Subject: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: skipy Date: 09 Jun 08 - 06:54 PM Just for those among you that have problems with Llamas, you can talk about it here. Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: jacqui.c Date: 09 Jun 08 - 06:59 PM I've got a problem with a llama. Somehow this hussy has got it into her head that she and Kendall are soulmates and I'm not having any of that! She sent scale models of herself and even a tee shirt with her photo on it. Well, Seamus put paid to one of the models and I think that the tee shirt is being used to clean out the oven on the rare occasions that gets done. Hoity toity little madam! She threatened to spit in my eye if I don't leave and let her move in. I told her that she won't be able to see to spit - I have a crochet hook and I know how to use it! |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: open mike Date: 09 Jun 08 - 07:04 PM i have problems with them when they spit at me... especially if they have their mouth full of bits of hay at the time...http://www.jaunted.com/files/3873/LlamaTeeth.jpg http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama http://www.frolic.org/ |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: bankley Date: 09 Jun 08 - 07:22 PM thinly sliced on rye bread and mustard, and you have a Deli Llama |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Amos Date: 09 Jun 08 - 07:28 PM Go and tell yo' mama To call of her llama Take him back to Chile Way down south. I don't think it's fittin' For llamas to be spittin' 'Specially with hayseeds in their mouth! I don't need that beast here, I don't need a priest here, Call yo'mama, quick As you can! Take that furry camelid Back to where his daddy did ANd leave me here alone With my man!! (Fade out with a ragtime strum on a tenor banjo) |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Ed T Date: 09 Jun 08 - 07:50 PM A wise llama never counts his teeth Pakistani proverb |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 09 Jun 08 - 07:51 PM The one-l lama, He's a priest. The two-l llama, He's a beast. And I will bet A silk pajama There isn't any Three-l lllama. -- Ogden Nash |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Peace Date: 09 Jun 08 - 08:14 PM "Smear a Llama Here" OK. |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Rapparee Date: 09 Jun 08 - 08:20 PM I smeared a llama once and it spit right into my left shoe. Stupid llama. |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Peace Date: 09 Jun 08 - 08:22 PM Reminds me of something I heard way back. "Camels have been domesticated for 5000 years and they still don't like people. Ya suppose they know something?" |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Ed T Date: 09 Jun 08 - 08:25 PM http://ceeburt.blogspot.com/2007/07/llama-fest.html http://www.mwminillamas.com/MW%20Llamas%20Misc%20Photos%20Around%20the%20Farm.htm |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Peace Date: 09 Jun 08 - 08:35 PM From one of the sites Ed linked to. What a beautiful face it has. Lovely azure/taupe colouring to it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: artbrooks Date: 09 Jun 08 - 08:41 PM If you hit a llama with a semi-truck, you really smear it!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 09 Jun 08 - 09:00 PM I really have a problem with the critter's name. It's supposed to be pronounced "yama", right? So why doesn't it just call itself a "yama"? I mean what's with the "l"s? Ditch 'em and buy a friggin' "y"! Do they get some sadistic pleasure from hearing people mispronounce their name? Sure, I know that "ll" is pronounced like "y" in Spanish, but ya know what? The only llama I know on a first-name basis lives in Indiana and her name is "Myrtle". No damned body in Spain, llama or otherwise, is named "Myrtle"! It's an American name and she's an American llama. If she and her fellow American llamas wanna be "yamas", then they need to learn to spell like Americans! |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Rapparee Date: 09 Jun 08 - 09:24 PM Como se llama, Senor? |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Riginslinger Date: 09 Jun 08 - 09:28 PM A Dolly Llama? Can we clone him? |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Bobert Date: 09 Jun 08 - 09:40 PM I did *not* have sex with... ...oh, nevermind... |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Rapparee Date: 09 Jun 08 - 09:59 PM It depends upon what you mean by "llama", Bobert. |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Peace Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:11 PM It depends on what he means by sex, Rapaire. |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Amos Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:38 PM A three-el lllama is a giant conflagration. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Riginslinger Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:03 PM And a four el is a lllamal! |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: artbrooks Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:04 PM With or without Night Visitors? |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Rapparee Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:06 PM I get any night visitors and I'm likely to shoot 'em. |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Peace Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:07 PM The joys of a .357 ! |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Rapparee Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:25 PM Yep. An' a thuty-thuty an' a 12 gauge an' a .38 an' a .45 an' a 20 gauge an' a thuty-ought-six an' a 7.65mm an' a coupla swords an' a bow an' arrows an' a nightstick an' a buncha .22s. An' that ain't countin' the muzzleloaders or my wife's shootin' ahrns. |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Peace Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:26 PM Take the SOB by hand and you won't wake yer missus with the loud noise. |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Micca Date: 10 Jun 08 - 04:26 AM Bee-dubya, if you think you have trouble with saying the word, think of the Welsh!!! They pronounce double ll as a sort of throat clearing noise!!so it would sorta sound like clama!!!with a lota phlegm on the c! |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: *Laura* Date: 10 Jun 08 - 06:26 AM Ralph the Wonder Llama!! and 3600 Vietnamese Battery Llamas In drugs, sex and spider plant scandal! |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: John MacKenzie Date: 10 Jun 08 - 06:28 AM Ram a llama, ding dong. |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: gnu Date: 10 Jun 08 - 07:16 AM They do look like sheep, Giok. |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: kendall Date: 10 Jun 08 - 08:04 AM Jacqui, must you air the family's dirty linen in public? Actually, when I married Jacqui I gave up LLamas, They are too high and...well too high. :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: John MacKenzie Date: 10 Jun 08 - 08:09 AM Dial a Llama for Kendall. G "10 am: Tea & coffee on arrival with a chance to get to know your Llama*" ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: bankley Date: 10 Jun 08 - 08:12 AM new mascot... the Obama llama.... spitting for the Dems. |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: John MacKenzie Date: 10 Jun 08 - 08:12 AM The more I look at that site, the harder it is to find a single entendre! "10:45: Head off." G |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work Date: 10 Jun 08 - 08:20 AM I can't access those sites at work.... wonder what that indicates.... There was a team of trained llama that did the credits for one of the Monty Python films... I think that's where Ralph the Wonder Llama got his first big break. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Rapparee Date: 10 Jun 08 - 09:24 AM I've never really trusted a llama. Not since that party back when I was in college anyway. It's a long and sordid story from the days when I pursued the pleasures of the flesh, the juice of the barley, and the blood of the grape instead of the pleasures of knowledge and the delights of the mind. Since all Mudcatters are celibate ascetics and have eschewed the baser pleasures I shan't tell it here lest passions become inflamed. But take it from me, never trust a llama with your girlfriend. |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Peace Date: 10 Jun 08 - 10:09 AM THESE are the coming thing in "Wanna see what I got?" circles. |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: John MacKenzie Date: 10 Jun 08 - 11:12 AM I don't want my flies trapped ! Got enough painful pictures in my mind from the 'Do you shave your sack' thread. G |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 10 Jun 08 - 11:37 AM Oh, never trust a llama with your girlfriend No, never trust a llama with your girl His equipment is much longer Than your scrawny little donger It'll make her scream and then make her toes curl Yes, never trust a llama with your sweetie No, never trust a llama with Sweet Nell For his tongue it works much sweeter Than your puny little peter And it's guaranteed won't make her belly swell |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Rapparee Date: 10 Jun 08 - 12:38 PM Gee, Bee-Dubya, that's swell. |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Liz the Squeak Date: 10 Jun 08 - 12:40 PM Sometimes I wonder about our American cousins... really I do! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Paul Burke Date: 10 Jun 08 - 12:45 PM Is the Daily Llama all he's cracked up to be though? I mean, all that reintarnation and mantra rays and all that. You can't trust a bloke that's had a previous life- he might know something about your grandmother. And what about the Dolly Llama, or the Dial-a-Llama? |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Micca Date: 10 Jun 08 - 12:51 PM Giok, I think thats Charles I's schedule you published and not the llama's |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Les from Hull Date: 10 Jun 08 - 01:01 PM Who put the ram in the rama llama ding dong? An Argentine gaucho named Bruno Once said, 'There is something I do know: A woman is fine And a sheep is divine, But a llama is Numero Uno! |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Georgiansilver Date: 10 Jun 08 - 01:14 PM So have i got this right? A Rama is the mana. A sheepa is the womana and a llama is the babya........ |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 10 Jun 08 - 01:22 PM Liz, that's why you UK types call us "cousins" instead of "brothers and sisters". Sometimes you need all the distance you can claim. |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: John MacKenzie Date: 10 Jun 08 - 01:43 PM Would you have preferred 'subjects' BWL ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Def Shepard Date: 10 Jun 08 - 02:16 PM for our American cousins requiring sustenance they might want to stop off at The Deli Llama |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: gnu Date: 10 Jun 08 - 02:35 PM Kendall.... too high? Here ya go. |
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here From: Ed T Date: 10 Jun 08 - 08:07 PM Good advice for those seriously considering acquiring a llama at the site below: Only buy llamas for the use you intend Hire, or find a llama person who knows llamas and have them locate the animal you desire Llamas are a lot of fun, It may be free, but you will still have to feed it and care for it. Why own a pet you can't do anything with? http://www.nas.com/~jnkllamas/llamainfo.htm |