BS: Smear a Llama Here

Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 09:00 PM

I really have a problem with the critter's name. It's supposed to be pronounced "yama", right? So why doesn't it just call itself a "yama"? I mean what's with the "l"s? Ditch 'em and buy a friggin' "y"! Do they get some sadistic pleasure from hearing people mispronounce their name?

Sure, I know that "ll" is pronounced like "y" in Spanish, but ya know what? The only llama I know on a first-name basis lives in Indiana and her name is "Myrtle". No damned body in Spain, llama or otherwise, is named "Myrtle"! It's an American name and she's an American llama. If she and her fellow American llamas wanna be "yamas", then they need to learn to spell like Americans!

Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: artbrooks
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 08:41 PM

If you hit a llama with a semi-truck, you really smear it!!

Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 08:35 PM

From one of the sites Ed linked to.

What a beautiful face it has. Lovely azure/taupe colouring to it.

Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Ed T
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 08:25 PM

http://ceeburt.blogspot.com/2007/07/llama-fest.html


http://www.mwminillamas.com/MW%20Llamas%20Misc%20Photos%20Around%20the%20Farm.htm

Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 08:22 PM

Reminds me of something I heard way back.

"Camels have been domesticated for 5000 years and they still don't like people. Ya suppose they know something?"

Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 08:20 PM

I smeared a llama once and it spit right into my left shoe. Stupid llama.

Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 08:14 PM

"Smear a Llama Here"

OK.

Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 07:51 PM

The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any
Three-l lllama.

        -- Ogden Nash

Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Ed T
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 07:50 PM

A wise llama never counts his teeth
Pakistani proverb

Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 07:28 PM

Go and tell yo' mama
To call of her llama
Take him back to Chile
Way down south.

I don't think it's fittin'
For llamas to be spittin'
'Specially with hayseeds
in their mouth!

I don't need that beast here,
I don't need a priest here,
Call yo'mama, quick
As you can!

Take that furry camelid
Back to where his daddy did
ANd leave me here alone
With my man!!


(Fade out with a ragtime strum on a tenor banjo)

Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: bankley
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 07:22 PM

thinly sliced on rye bread and mustard, and you have a Deli Llama

Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: open mike
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 07:04 PM

i have problems with them when they spit at me...
especially if they have their mouth full of bits of hay
at the time...http://www.jaunted.com/files/3873/LlamaTeeth.jpg

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama

http://www.frolic.org/

Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: jacqui.c
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 06:59 PM

I've got a problem with a llama. Somehow this hussy has got it into her head that she and Kendall are soulmates and I'm not having any of that!

She sent scale models of herself and even a tee shirt with her photo on it. Well, Seamus put paid to one of the models and I think that the tee shirt is being used to clean out the oven on the rare occasions that gets done.

Hoity toity little madam! She threatened to spit in my eye if I don't leave and let her move in. I told her that she won't be able to see to spit - I have a crochet hook and I know how to use it!

Subject: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: skipy
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 06:54 PM

Just for those among you that have problems with Llamas, you can talk about it here.
Skipy