Barney Song Help!

Subject: Barney Song Help!
From:
Date: 27 May 99 - 02:27 AM

Does anyone know where to find the lyrics to a song I heard on the Barney Show? The part I remember goes, "I like to eat spiderlegs for breakfast, I like to much on grasshoppers for lunch, I like to sup on a doodlebug for supper....etc." I would love to be able to find the rest of the words. Please send message to [e-mail]

Thanks!

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: SeanM
Date: 27 May 99 - 03:25 AM

ICK! ICK! ICKY!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!

Now I need to go take a shower... I feel so dirty for having read this thread.

M

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 27 May 99 - 08:30 AM

Barney is the enemy- he waters down folk music, changes words so that tots think his way is gospel- and as soon as they get to school they refuse to sing any song whose melody remotely resembles anything they ever heard on Barney. It takes me twice as long to de-criminalize any song ever butchered by the Vile Reptile!

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: Fadac
Date: 27 May 99 - 10:31 AM

Weeeelll they say that birds are decended from dinasors. So lets have a BBQ, with Barny as the main "guest".

Would you like white or dark meat?

Ahhhhhhhhh

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 May 99 - 11:09 AM

ANIMATERRA!!!! I don't know what to say! Kind, generous, loving, and concerned person I know you to be...and to have such vengeful thoughts against a purple lizard!!!! Congratulations and if you can get close enough, drive a stake through that sucker's heart for me too! And while you're at it, knock off that obnoxious little twerp with the wiggle in his toes and the jiggle in his seat...and for good measure, every other guest on the program too.

catspaw

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: annamill
Date: 27 May 99 - 11:16 AM

catspaw, You actually watch that show!! I can honestly say I have no idea who "that obnoxious little twerp with the wiggle in his toes and the jiggle in his seat" might be.

Thank goodness. Mr. Rodgers was bad enough.

annap

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 27 May 99 - 11:23 AM

People, people! Can't we all just learn to get along with each other? Barney may be a purple lizard to you Paw, but to me he is some poor singer-dancer-actor who never seems to make the final cut in those Broadway auditions. On weekends he/she is probably a face-painter in some pathetic street fair. Or even worse - a clown! forced to make balloon animals for snotty six year olds who already know how to make nuclear devices from the internet.
You try justifying 10 years of method acting classes while buried in 50 lbs. of plush!

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: Fadac
Date: 27 May 99 - 11:25 AM

This thread should be renamed the "Barny Fan Club" We had to do this hip deal when I worked at the phone Co. One of these "discover what your friends think of you" thing. Our group came out being "anal retentive analists", Like what do you expect for a bunch of computer designers. Duh. Anyway the experiance was like being locked up with Barny for three, very, long, loooonnnnnggggg, days. Weather it was the Barny that is green or Barny Fife, or a combo of the too. The experiance really sucked.

Ahhhhh

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 27 May 99 - 11:35 AM

Yeah Fadac, and while we're at it, I didn't think much of that Barney Rubble guy either!

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: MMario
Date: 27 May 99 - 11:40 AM

*shudder* a search on "barney song" turns up 490 hits! Shockingly, a high percentage of them are on "sex" sites.

MMario

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: Bert
Date: 27 May 99 - 12:38 PM

A friend of our kids came in one day and he's been messing with a purple marker and had got it all over his finger.

So he says "I touched Barney"
My wife immediately countered with "WHERE did you touch him"

So I guess it's White Meat, Dark Meat or Purple Meat!!!

Bert

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: Fadac
Date: 27 May 99 - 12:42 PM

GAD! You got to skin him first!

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 May 99 - 07:56 PM

Rick, look at it this way...that poor dude who never made the cuts inside the purple plush is now draggin' down more gelt than any number of us put together.

Why did I watch? When my boys were 2-4, I had no option!!! In all truth, it isn't a bad show for kids and from an adult standpoint....well, let's face it, we ain't exactly the target audience!!!

catspaw

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: Jeri
Date: 27 May 99 - 09:04 PM

No one can ever replace Mr Bunny Rabbit from Capt Kangaroo, and the way he banged his face on the counter when he was trying to make a point.
Captain K: "So Mr. Bunny Rabbit, you say Mr Moose bit your carrot?"
Mr Bunny Rabbit: "BAM, BAM, BAM!"
Barney is just too darned silly...

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: alison
Date: 28 May 99 - 02:59 AM

That do you mean Barney's not real, Rick? How am I supposed to tell that to my kids?

Well actually I'm one of the lucky ones..... Australian TV networks run Playschool and Barney against each other, and my two have never even seen Barney. (Except once on video and they weren't impressed). Now if the networks would just run something / anything against Teletubbies..........

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 May 99 - 03:06 AM

Rather than running something against the Teletubbies, why not run something OVER the Teletubbies? The folks up in Galion, Ohio make a nice Steam Roller.........

catspaw

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: alison
Date: 28 May 99 - 03:47 AM

Tinky-winky, Dipsy, La-la, Splat!!!!!!

gives "time for tubby custard" a whole new meaning.

I like it..... LOL

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: Banjer
Date: 28 May 99 - 06:12 AM

Is it possible that the 'Spaw is funny about the Teletubbies and Barney because of the fact that during his recent experience he was unable to move himself from the bed and some fun loving nurse tuned the TV to the kiddie channels and then absconded with the remote? What do you think about Kermit and Miss Piggy, huh, 'Spaw?

Subject: RE: Barney Song Help!
From: Fadac
Date: 28 May 99 - 10:21 AM

Telisquishies, Barny Burgers, What about PeeWee's play house? I think that was the last show on TV that I understand.

Oh, it's sad, for what's on the tube.