BS: Let's be nice to people today!

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 02:37 AM

Reading threads which refer back,
My knowledge here can nothing lack.
I specially love those little bits,
That talk about dear Lizs' tits!

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 10:19 PM

"piss up a rope forthwith"

Only someone from England could say that and impress a Canadian.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 06:02 PM

Peace... I wouldn't call you a headache.

Def Shepard... shouldn't that be - piss up a rope forthwith? ;p

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 06:02 PM

SKELP!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:30 PM

forthwith piss up a rope? :-D

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:27 PM

Duely marked Megan. I may make a wee plaque to commemorate the event... *G*   (I'll get me coat...)

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:17 PM

Now theres a first quick someone mark it on the calander

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:17 PM

No, I'm still here. BUT, you have a great sense of humour and it's one of many things I appreciate about you, Liz.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:14 PM

I'm speechless.....


Really, speechless!

And the headache has gone.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:07 PM

It is not nice to use the word "forthwith". It's bossy, and bossy isn't nice. If someone tells you to do something forthwith, tell them to go piss up a rope. But do it nicely.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 04:47 PM

LTS where are you? I hope you're ok... you started this thread but maybe it was too late?!?

Don't do anything silly Liz...

What am I saying? that's like asking a fish not to swim!!!

Don't do anything rash... you'll regret... um... I cant think!!! Don't start going to girls aloud concerts Liz!!!

no offence Girls Aloud (like your gonna read this lol)

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 04:42 PM

I have been kind to my web-footed friends.....but not to all my web-enabled friends.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 03:23 PM

I have been nice so far today. I haven't yet called anyone a scum-sucking, louse-infested, brainless, short-sighted, poopy-pants.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 03:10 PM

should that not end win.ini ;)

Didn't I meet you somewhere Don(wyziwyg)? Herga?

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:59 PM

Naah! Let's be nice to everybody, every day.

All the people you would LIKE to be nice to will love you for it.

The rest? Well it'll drive THEM out of their minds.

Win/Win innit?

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:58 PM

Yeah. I'll be nice to my staff. I won't fire all of 'em today. I'll wait until Christmas time and THEN fire 'em. Give 'em more time with their families.

Sometimes I'm so nice that I have to stop and admire myself.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:54 PM

Like me mother always said, it's always one thing or another, so tell us, Bee-dubya-ell, which thing are you? :-D

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:51 PM

2 guys walking down a street,

one says to the other "What would you do if a bird did a shit on your head"

the other one says "I wouldn't go out with her any more!"

The old jokes are the worst ;)

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:49 PM

OOOPs sorry wrong thread m'dear

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:48 PM

nice try bee-dubya-ell if ye had anither brain cell ye wid be in danger o concussion

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:46 PM

Be nice to people? Okay, you're a half-wit, but it's the really good half. How's that?

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:41 PM

well it keeps them abreast of what's going on up and down the country, around the world and up their street, so to speak :-D

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: bfdk
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:38 PM

I suppose they'll get the titters when they read it.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:34 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:32 PM

quantum physics and nice tits.....answers on a post card to the RSPB, they might not be able to answer your question, but they do enjoy getting letters :-D

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:18 PM

Where is Liz? LIZ, thanks for starting this thread. Tits a relief to partitipate in something fun for a change. Took my mind off of quantum physics and Boolean math, neither of which I will ever think of again without thinking of feathers, skelping and that word.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:13 PM

oops sorrt the 'Guest' was me, forgot to log in :-D

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:07 PM

http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/birdguide/name/b/bluetit/index.asp :-D

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 02:03 PM

In Google images, I searched tits in mountains. This came up.

FYI

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 01:55 PM

I love you all :D

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: maeve
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 01:52 PM

So Liz- Is this helping your headache go away?

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Def Shepard
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 01:47 PM

Be nice to someone today, just to annoy them :-D

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 01:46 PM

I wish I loved the Human Race



I wish I loved the Human Race;
I wish I loved its silly face;
I wish I liked the way it walks;
I wish I liked the way it talks;
And when I'm introduced to one,
I wish I thought "What Jolly Fun!"

   Sir Walter A Raleigh

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Morticia
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 01:39 PM

I'm always bloody nice.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: bfdk
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 12:50 PM

Megan, don't get him started, he'll be insomniac forever :o)

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Bert
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:48 AM

What a great idea Squeaksmeluv! Kind thoughts and best wishes to all at Mudcat.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:48 AM

ROTFLMAO!

Actually, now I've got this kinda Tenacious D type animation going on in my head..... *G*

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:43 AM

DO NOT SAY IT

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:42 AM

Gin gives me a buzz. Makes my brain feel feathery. Then I think of . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:38 AM

Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts..... I know GIN!

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Zen
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:36 AM

NO! ... Oh... alright then!

Zen

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:27 AM

How did they keep me awake nights? I had dreams of them flying. It was like Alfred Hitchcock meets the Audubon Society. Very strange, and very disturbing. I had mid-day visions of flying tits with feathers. THAT WOMAN is a MENACE.

Please don't start with that skelping thing AGAIN. That too keeps me awake nights.

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:27 AM

Lady P we are now having tae rescusitae Dauvitt thank you very much :p

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:26 AM

Please HD, Please, no more, I really can't be entertaining the idea of warm liquids from Liz's chest region without staring madness in the face.....!!! Oh ma fwagile widdle mind......

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:23 AM

oh yeah... and the drink is sooo nice and warming plus always tasting wonderful :)

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:16 AM

The stuff of nightmares lassie

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:14 AM

It's not so much the corsets Liz wears, more the way she plays tympany on the hips flasks she hides in them at bust height.....

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:08 AM

Tere are a few folk around here going to get on the wrong side o Granny in a minute. Peace are you tryin tae earn yer very ain SKELP

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: Houston_Diamond
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:06 AM

lol... I can't look at LTS in the same way, I mean, I have to look down to her anyway now I'm gonna have to look lower ;) lol

It's those Basques she wears at Towersey that's gonna be most difficult now ;p lol

They look nice though ;) (me being nice Liz hehehe)

Subject: RE: BS: Let's be nice to people today!
From: lady penelope
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 11:05 AM

She can get under your skin that way Peace... *G*

I used to have a badge that said "Smile if you're not wearing knickers!" I used to love the confused response that got...

On the way to a party on Saturday I was mistaken for an opera singer (!?!?) but complimented on being nicely turned out, by a complete stranger at a bus station in Finsbury Park.... Well it cheered me up anyway...