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Subject: BS: HOT DOGS From: olddude Date: 22 Aug 08 - 12:17 PM Ah - the dog days of summer, the hot sun, the fresh corn, the sunsets over the great lake and the local Arts and Crafts Festival. It just doesn't get any better does it? I love to walk around, looking at all of the art, talking to all of the people. The smell of the Food! The barbequed chicken, Kettle corn, funnel cakes and the very best of all ... OH YES! HOT DOGS! ... I freely admit that I am a hot dog junky. It is a great gift from god to mankind. One of my prize possessions is the Green Weiner that was given out in the 70's to the Pittsburgh Steeler Fans. More than once I thought, maybe just maybe - with a little ketchup ... Even my pets reflect my passion for the Hot Dog; they are - of course - wiener dogs. I light a candle in church to the guy who invented that tasty little morsel. I have eaten the hot dog with mustard, relish, barbequed, fried, grilled, baked, burned, seasoned, chopped, sliced, frozen, and even dipped in some mystery sauce. I think part of my love came from growing up in a small Pennsylvania town. No one in my town had any money - although, cousin Eddie did have a birthmark on his neck that looked a lot like a mercury dime - we did however, have HOT DOGS! My mom could turn that savory little item into a seven-course meal that would satisfy even the most discerning pallet. The great chefs of the world all have a specialty. Some specialize in French cuisine, others do pastry or bread. Give my mom a can of anything and a pack of hot dogs and people would write songs in praise to her. She is a true master! The most terrifying moment I had as a child was in fourth grade. That moment scarred me so bad that if I spent years in counseling, I would not get over that tragic event. It all started when Sister Rose - (I went to a catholic school) told the class that if we were really good, we would have a very special treat that afternoon. Everyone had visions of candy or pop or some other sweet sensation. Our class was on their best behavior waiting for the treat to follow. That afternoon she decided it was time for the special treat. Out of her desk came packs and packs of hot dogs, they were partly frozen but hey!! She brought out buns and a big stick of butter. She covered the half frozen dogs with butter and gave one to every kid. I was in heaven, I met god, it wasn't a man, and it was sister Rose! So what if it was frozen, so what if it had butter, it was a hot dog! After giving us the special treat, sister Rose left the room. My cousin Eddie noticed the window partly open - our class was on the third floor - He tossed his hot dog out the window. If sister Rose did not find it in the garbage, then it must have been eaten right? The other kids watching the event-taking place proceeded to launch their hot dogs out the very same window. With a look of horror on my face known only to soldiers in battle or women in childbirth - I stood, shocked, with tears of sorrow running down my cheek. Twenty-eight wieners flying out the window! Oh the Humanity! It is time for me to go, I am starting to shake ... I have to find my grill! |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: CarolC Date: 22 Aug 08 - 12:48 PM mmmmmm tubular pig (or cow) lips and eyeballs mmmmmmm |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: RangerSteve Date: 22 Aug 08 - 12:55 PM I'm having hotdogs tonight for supper, from an Amish butcher here in Flemington, NJ. I'll probably head down the road later to the nearest farm stand and get some fresh corn on the cob. I prefer my dogs simple, just mustard and relish. Don't care for rolls, either, just a slice of Pepperidge Farm bread (any kind) wrapped around it. For an occasional tread, I'll get some Pillsbury crescent rolls, put some mustard and relish on them, then roll them around some dogs and bake them. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: olddude Date: 22 Aug 08 - 01:07 PM RangerSteve we are kindred spirits ... sounds good. I have done that with the crescent rolls ... very tasty |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: Joe Offer Date: 22 Aug 08 - 01:09 PM On hikes, my standard diet at the end of the trail is a sandwich with two cold hot dogs, washed down with two cold beers. My health-conscious wife doesn't understand that pleasure I take in this. -Joe- |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: PoppaGator Date: 22 Aug 08 - 01:14 PM Great idea, using those crescent rolls like that with full-size weenies ~ pigs-in-a-blanket on steroids! This month's AARP magazine listed the five or ten foods that are worst-for-you, and hot dogs were at the very top of the list. (Too much nitrates, or some such nonsense.) I'll take my chances once or twice a week. For a while, I allowed myself to get sucked into the all-beef, or even kosher-all-beef, school of "gourmet" thought ~ until a coworker reminded me that, in the eloquent words of Emeril Lagasse, "Pork Fat Rules!" I have since turned back to the standard bargain-priced pork/turkey/beef dog, and will now gladly admit that it's actually preferable to the snob-appeal alternative. Tube steaks forever! |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: Charley Noble Date: 22 Aug 08 - 01:18 PM NATHAN'S in Coney Island, with hot mustard and sauerkraut. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: Severn Date: 22 Aug 08 - 01:21 PM Yeah Carol, I read Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" in high school and all, and I've mostly weaned myself off of weiners, but I still find a professional baseball game incomplete, somehow, without one. "Happy entrails to You Until we meet again...." Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....but then Roy ended up selling burgers instead, didn't he? "Trigger Treat!".... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: olddude Date: 22 Aug 08 - 01:24 PM Severn that was priceless ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: dwditty Date: 22 Aug 08 - 01:43 PM Our local hotdog manufacturer is Hummel's. (Ahh, a Hummel Big Bite cooked until it splits open - oh yeah). ANyway, I once played golf with Eric Hummel. He showed up with bandaids on every finger of his left hand. When I asked him what happend, he replied, "We put a little Hummel in everything we make." dw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: Rapparee Date: 22 Aug 08 - 01:46 PM Chicago. 'Nuff said. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: gnu Date: 22 Aug 08 - 01:48 PM I was about to go to Sobeys and get a couple of massive T-Bones for the BBQ. I started the Ford Hundred truck, which I had towed to the Coop Service Station for a new starter a few weeks ago ($330, almost Ford Hundred) and the starter stayed engaged until I got to the Coop, whereupon the starter ceased to exist. So, let's see. New starter installed at $275. Solenoid, maybe? Say $80 installed?... anyone got a guess? or sommat else? Hot dogs tonight. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: Lizzie Cornish 1 Date: 22 Aug 08 - 02:10 PM Yes, really...! :0) Mmmmmm... :0) And so, Sister Rose practised making those hot dogs...until one day...... Nooo! Stop! Don't..........! Doctor: "So, could you just run that past me again, Mrs. Jones. You ate *how many* hot dogs when you were pregnant? Doctor: "My, but he's grown..." "I'm sorry, but *no* hot dog has *that* many legs! And you thought you knew how to eat a hot dog? Pah! ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: gnu Date: 22 Aug 08 - 03:10 PM So do you. Fly eggs and such, along with eyeballs, lips, ears, nose and throat. And all the chemicals. Good fer ya. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: olddude Date: 22 Aug 08 - 03:28 PM OHHHH YES HOT DOG PORN Hot Dogs |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: olddude Date: 22 Aug 08 - 03:38 PM Carol my God forgive you for your Blasphemious remarks towards the almighty dog |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: MarkS Date: 22 Aug 08 - 03:46 PM If you are ever in the Allentown, PA, area, go to Yoccos (several locations) for the chili sauce, mustard & onion dog. Do not walk. Run!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: PoppaGator Date: 22 Aug 08 - 04:10 PM DW: I'll see your Hummel and raise you a Hormel. For several years of their fairly long and almost-profitable existence, my kid brother Paul's rock band included tenor saxophonist Jimmy "Son of Spam" Hormel. Jimmy was a great horn player, good enough to do regular session work in L.A. for several years after the band broke up, back in the mid-90s. He has since been persuaded to quit music as his profession and take up real-estate management for the (huge) family business. His dad was a very controversial figure in the news for a while several years ago. Clinton had nominated him for an ambassadorial post, but he never got the job because of Congressional opposition on the gounds of his sexual orientation. ("Gay-Dad" is one of those guys who got married and had kids before discovering his true self, or whatever.) Paul and the guys in the band liked him pretty well and always enjoyed visiting his palatial digs on the very top of one of those hills in San Francisco; they were pretty outraged that he lost out on the embassy job, and got publicly humilated in the process. Last I heard from Jimmy, one of his kids had taken up surfing, so he bought a few hundred yards of beachfront in Hawaii so the whole family could surf whenever they want. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: olddude Date: 22 Aug 08 - 04:28 PM PoppaGator And they lived happily ever after because of Hot Dogs! ... you see Great song writers what do they have in common, you guess it Hot dogs all the phelps swimming medals - my guess is hot dogs no need for viagra ... just eat a hot dog There would be world peace if people would put down their guns and just eat hot dogs Oh I could go on and on ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: CarolC Date: 22 Aug 08 - 04:38 PM Blasphemous? And I made those yummy "mmmmmmmm" sounds before and after, too. :-/ (But I didn't mention the pig and cow anuses - didn't want to gross anyone out... ) |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 22 Aug 08 - 05:00 PM They say that the average citizen of Chicago is willing to swallow just about anything if it's presented in the right package. Ook! Ook! But seriously, olddude, you are onto a good thing here. I LOVE hot dogs and I love Chicago hot dogs the best, specially when I'm at a baseball game. I've eaten thousands of the things. The hot dog is a great piece of Americana that will never die. Just to drive the point home on that the Chongo campaign has inaugurated a brand new vehicle...a bus that is shaped like a giant Chicago hot dog in the bun, complete with mustard, relish, and onions. We got that and we got the BananaMobile. Either one of 'em is guaranteed to raise a crowd. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: Rapparee Date: 22 Aug 08 - 05:00 PM Meat's meat. You'll eat ants, maggots, and a lot of other things if you get hungry enough. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: olddude Date: 22 Aug 08 - 05:09 PM A hot dog shaped bus !! it will be mine oh yes it will be mine |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: CarolC Date: 22 Aug 08 - 05:12 PM Hot dog shaped bus? |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: Jeri Date: 22 Aug 08 - 05:13 PM I think they save the assholes for scrapple. (Seriously, they're illegal). Go look at olddude's 'HOT DOG PORN' link and go read about Flo's. I almost drove there and bought one of those babies. Actually, Flo's has a stand at the Kittery Trading Post and I almost went there. Luckily, I remembered I had some hot dogs here and ate a couple. Gotta stop reading food threads... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: CarolC Date: 22 Aug 08 - 05:15 PM LOL Hot dog shaped Mini |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: olddude Date: 22 Aug 08 - 05:19 PM Jeri You did not go to Flo's? I am stunned and speechless ... I mean come on Jeri look at the description: Go to Flo's red shack on Rt. 1 for a steamed hot dog (pork and beef mix) smeared with mayo, a dash of celery salt, and Flo's legendary secret relish (a dark, spicy, sweet and sour onion concoction that can be purchased online by the jarful), all in a soft steamed bun. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: Jeri Date: 22 Aug 08 - 05:39 PM Our shanty sing is tomorrow about 5 miles away from Kittery Trading Post. I will shop (and bitch about the prices) and have a Flo's. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: Jeri Date: 22 Aug 08 - 05:41 PM By the way, the 'secret relish' with the celery salt really IS 'all that'. Yum. (Best ground butthole you ever ate!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: CarolC Date: 22 Aug 08 - 05:53 PM I don't eat meat anymore, but I fondly remember the chili dogs you could get at the Wheaton Plaza Peoples Drug Store lunch counter back in the late '60s and early 70s. They were quite yummy. I think they were probably the best meat hot dogs I ever had. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: PoppaGator Date: 22 Aug 08 - 06:04 PM New Orleans does not have a very strong weenie tradition, but the Lucky Dogs sold to tourists from pushcarts along Bourbon Street are actually not bad, albeit overpriced. The best thing about Lucky Dogs is how prominently they are featured, and thereby immortalized, in that truly great American novel, A Confederacy of Dunces. Antihero Ignatius Reilly holds down a job selling them for a while, although author John Kenndy Toole changes the company name to "Paradise Vendors," I suppose to protect the not-so-innocent. Not too long ago, a former Lucky Dog head honcho published his memoir about years of supervising the motley collection of characters employed to market his dogs. The title? Managing Ignatius, Not a bad read, pretty amusing all the way through. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: olddude Date: 22 Aug 08 - 06:19 PM I had a lucky dog once. I thought it was great. I put some kind of hot sauce on it ... Oh yes amazing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: pdq Date: 22 Aug 08 - 06:34 PM James Hormel was sworn in on 29 JUN 1999 as ambassador to Luxembourg. He was a "recess appintment' therefore did not need confirmation, but he did serve as the official representative of the US. BTW, his house is in the Twin Peaks district of San Francisco and is not at all ostentacious for somebody of his wealth. It is, however, quite cleverly placed on a very rocky unlevel lot. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: kendall Date: 22 Aug 08 - 07:19 PM The only one I will eat is made right here in Portland Maine. It is red (Dye) and delicious. If I dwell on what's in it, I won't eat it. Eyeballs? I doubt that. Lips? maybe, but don't forget, you probably eat eggs don't you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: Severn Date: 22 Aug 08 - 08:13 PM olddude, Closer to the idea of Hot Dog Porn (and maybe putting this thread above the line) would be for you to get a copy of the anthology "Stars Of The Apollo" (Columbia KG 30788 as an LP) and catch Butterbeans & Susie singing their calssic, "I Want A Hot Dog For My Roll". Also catch: "Gimme A Pigfoot"-Bessie Smith "Sweet Sue, It's You"-The Mills Brothers "I Put A Spell On You"-"Screamin'" Jay Hawkins "He's Long Gone From Bowling Green"-Buck & Bubbles & Their Buckets "Fifteen Minute Intermission"-Cab Calloway (Possibly the greatest band break song of all time!) ....among other wonderful stuff as you enjoy your Dogs. CarolC, Been there, done that. I grew up (to the extent I ever did) down the road in Kensington. When were you in the Wheaton area? And not pictured is/was Little Oscar, a midget that used to tour grocery stores in his Weenie-mobile, as pictured, and give demonstrations and pass out samples. Since I collected antique metal advertising signs, a friend who assistant-managed a grocery store gave me the giant inflatable Oscar Meyer Weinerand the inflatable (squeaking) Little Oscar doll which I no longer have, because he thought I'd like them. A true story: Also, at the same time, I'd been given a couple of large plastic store signs that look like the containers of Oscar Meyer Bologna. I was trying to sell them off at a flea market when a high wind struck up and blew the light plastic sign away into an aquaintance who was selling her stuff a few tables down. "Severn, what the HAIL (she was Southern) is THIS?" she asked, holding it aloft. I said without hesitation, "The answer, my friend, is bologna in the wind.....", while my best friend at the next table cracked up and was just about rolling on the ground. He still reminds me about it. No siree, they just don't HAND you straight lines like that enough in real life.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: pdq Date: 22 Aug 08 - 08:18 PM TRIVIA : 1) What make of car was the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile built on? 2) Name two other famous vehicles designed by the same man. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: olddude Date: 22 Aug 08 - 08:25 PM OMG even hot dog music!! how could I have missed that all these years I will run out and buy them |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: CarolC Date: 22 Aug 08 - 08:58 PM I lived in the Wheaton area from when I was about 9 1/2 in 1965 until I was around 20 or thereabouts, and I lived there for short periods of time after that. My parents lived there (my father still does). My sister, the former Pyrate Peg, might be a mutual acquaintance. I went to JFK during the experimental years. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: CarolC Date: 22 Aug 08 - 08:59 PM ...and I saw the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile while I lived there, driving down our road. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: olddude Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:09 PM Oscar Meyer Weinermobile ... Oh the lust the lust |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: bobad Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:16 PM I've got one of these, which I blow once in a while. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: Jeri Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:16 PM Olddude, I'm startin' to worry about you! |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: olddude Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:18 PM Jeri my wife says that a lot for some reason :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: Severn Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:26 PM Lizzie, What's your recipe for Cornish Dog on a stick? olddude, Only the first sing mentioned deals with hot dogs on that particular recording. The rest is just classic stuff off of the same recording. HOWEVER, I can point you toward the title song of the Buck Owens recording "Hot Dog!" (Capitol C4-9113-cassette), and if THAT'S not enough to whet your appetite and you want entire CDs of songs at least in the same spirit.... The aforementioned Buck Owens song may be the only specific hot dog song on there, "El Paso Chile Company Authentic Genuine Daddy Q BBQ Blues (EMI Music Special Markets 72433-84341-2-5) was put out on behalf of said chile company and is full of songs about RCs & Moon Pies, BBQ, Chicken, Chili Peppers and Onions by the likes of NRBQ, Mojo Nixon and Tennessee Ernie Ford. I found mine at a yard sale I'd google the company about availability. Good luck. Much in the same vein and probably more readily available is "Livin' In The House Of Blues: Barbeque Blues" (House Of Blues 51416 1388 2) chock full of goodness from the present back to the days of 78s w/ Louis Jordan, Professor Longhair, Saffire, Barbeque Bob, Bessie Smith and Slim Gaillard in the mix. Another cheap find from a library sale. Neither are anything I would have paid list for but couldn't resist for a well spent buck or two. ....and of course, there's always "The Happy Scrapple Daddy Polka" by The Holy Modal Rounders from "Good Taste Is Timeless" (Sundazed SC 6208 on CD. The LP was on Metromedia) which mentions most kinds of sausage other than frankfurters in an orgy of Pennsylvania partying at its best. You'll either love it, or become a vegetarian on the spot....... Bon appitit! |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: olddude Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:30 PM Here is a story that will tear your heart outwhile I was playing with this thread ... I burned, no incinerated my hot dogs on the grill... little black crusty things .. sad but true I am now in a state of depression (sniff sniff) |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: Severn Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:46 PM olddude, In that case, play the album "Burnt Weenie Sandwich" by The Mothers of Invention instead. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: olddude Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:47 PM Store is close, so much for my dogs on the grill ... but I do have cold pizza I can nuke for my late night end of the Olympics snack. Tomorrow is another day! Thank you for the great laugh, that was awesome. Dan |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: pdq Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:48 PM I was gonna get that record but I didn't have the bread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: olddude Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:58 PM Severn The Happy Scrapple Daddy Polka? that I have got to hear ... I hope it has a lot of accordian in it that fits the sizzling of the dogs on the grill- well not tonight as I have set the grill on fire with melted hot dogs but next time around |
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS From: Neil D Date: 22 Aug 08 - 11:12 PM Take an 8-pack of dogs, cut them into 1 inch pieces. Heat on top of stove with a can or 2 of store-brand baked beans. The quickest, cheapest and TASTIEST supper for the family on the go. |
