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BS: HOT DOGS

gnu 29 Aug 08 - 01:54 PM
RangerSteve 29 Aug 08 - 11:05 AM
WFDU - Ron Olesko 29 Aug 08 - 10:35 AM
Ruth Archer 29 Aug 08 - 10:20 AM
WFDU - Ron Olesko 29 Aug 08 - 09:33 AM
Ruth Archer 29 Aug 08 - 09:04 AM
RangerSteve 29 Aug 08 - 08:30 AM
RangerSteve 29 Aug 08 - 08:26 AM
Ruth Archer 29 Aug 08 - 12:04 AM
catspaw49 28 Aug 08 - 09:32 PM
WFDU - Ron Olesko 28 Aug 08 - 04:29 PM
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olddude 28 Aug 08 - 04:18 PM
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Ruth Archer 28 Aug 08 - 08:07 AM
catspaw49 28 Aug 08 - 05:54 AM
GUEST,Black Hawk on works PC 28 Aug 08 - 05:06 AM
Ruth Archer 28 Aug 08 - 04:38 AM
curmudgeon 27 Aug 08 - 05:03 PM
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olddude 27 Aug 08 - 01:04 PM
curmudgeon 27 Aug 08 - 12:33 PM
GUEST,Jack the Sailor 24 Aug 08 - 08:18 AM
Art Thieme 24 Aug 08 - 12:29 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: gnu
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 01:54 PM

Some Maple Leaf hot dogs are on the recall list. Hehehehe...

It's a Canuck joke.

Yes, I know people have died. I hope they het a chuckle too.

BTW... in case you haven't heard, Maple Leaf added another 50 or 60 products to the recall. And, for Atlantic Canadians... there are some Sunrise products too... and other brand names... not just Maple Leaf. You can get the list at the website.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: RangerSteve
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 11:05 AM

Incidentally, as far as NJ dogs go, I think Hot Dog Johnny's is over-rated. It's a nice looking place, nice scenery, but the dogs are average. The fries are excellent, however, and they have birch beer.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 10:35 AM

...if you grew up at the shore, like I did, boardwalks and hot dogs go hand in hand.

Absolutely!!   It is a strong bond with where you were brought up. If you grew up in North Jersey, the ritual of visiting a hot dog stand, usually one of the first stops after getting a license to drive, is sacred. Family visits as a youngster, first dates, etc. - great memories that are wrapped in a bun!!

I love a hot dog at the shore, and I do not think that there is a Mason Dixon divide- I think we celebrate our traditions that we grew up with and have fond favorites, but there is a passion that extends beyond it. That website I shared was a great guide, and I know many people that enjoy sampling the dogs at various establishments. We have our favorites, but we love to sample!!


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From: Ruth Archer
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 10:20 AM

Well, the North Jersey/South Jersey divide ought to have its own version of the Mason Dixon line, Ron...if you grew up at the shore, like I did, boardwalks and hot dogs go hand in hand. :)

Don't even get me started on salt water taffy...


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 09:33 AM

"Surely the ONLY place to eat a hot dog in Jersey is down the shore, on the boardwalk of your choice...it's part of the dining experience! "

Not really.   If you live in North Jersey, the experience of driving up to a hot dog joint and soak in the atmosphere. Pull up to Johnny & Hanges ( Johnny & Hanges
No way would I knock South Jersey or the shore, but if you grew up in North Jersey, you know all the hot dog haunts and they become a special part of your life.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: Ruth Archer
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 09:04 AM

Hometown Tales is a GREAT site for Jerseyites, RangerSteve - they used to have some wonderful video on that site about Lucy the Elephant and the Jersey Devil - not sure if it's still there, but I hope so...the Pork Roll documentary (which was absolute genius) seems to have disappeared.

I used to subscribe to their podcast, which is worth a listen.

Lots of South Jersey hotdog places?!! Surely the ONLY place to eat a hot dog in Jersey is down the shore, on the boardwalk of your choice...it's part of the dining experience!


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: RangerSteve
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 08:30 AM

Ruth, thanks for your link, too. Any site about NJ is worth knowing about.
Steve (west central NJ)


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: RangerSteve
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 08:26 AM

Ron, thanks for that link. I just spent an hour checking it out. Ruth - Ron's hot dog link mentions a lot of South Jersey hotdog places, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: Ruth Archer
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 12:04 AM

Bitof a North Jersey bias there, ron!

Anyway, you can get hot dogs anywhere - in Jersey, it's all about


Pork Roll


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 09:32 PM

If you haven't seen it, this PBS Hot Dog Documentary is fantastic. Makes me want totry them all (much like a smilar program on the hamburger).

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 04:29 PM

What a great thread!!! Olddude, thanks for starting this - and thanks for posting that earlier link to the article. I'm so glad they mentioned Rutt's Hutt! If you are ever in NJ, you must try a ripper!

I was a Callahan's fan, but unfortunately they closed. Hirims never impressed me.   We have some great hot dogs here in the Garden State. Check out this website - Holly Eats - Jersey Dogs


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: Ruth Archer
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 04:29 PM

*gagging in Lincolnshire*


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: olddude
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 04:18 PM

I found it, it is right under the verse about Hot Dogs bringing world peace. It is there in black and white .. so no blaspheme should be done against scrapple either ... especially a slab with maple syrup on it ... whatever it is made out of


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: RangerSteve
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 01:17 PM

I agree with Spaw about scrapple. It's mentioned in the Bible as a gift from God. Unfortunately, the Bible has been through so many translations that the scrapple verse has been lost.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: Ruth Archer
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 08:07 AM

I miss Cheez Whiz. A lot.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 05:54 AM

Ruth you pathetic excuse for a human! Everyone knows that Scrapple was a gift from the gods! Here in east Ohio we call it Krepples but its still the best breakfast, uh,er,well.......meat......yeah, that's it........meat sorta' thing that you can eat!

And since we didn't convert that 1793rd election thread to another one for hot dogs, I repost here I guess.......................

Most of you here at the 'Cat did not spend a lot of your life's weekends at various racetracks as both a spectator amd a participant. I've eaten dogs at racing facilities ranging from Indianapolis to assorted short tracks, both dirt and pavement, across the midwest to road courses from Atlanta to Connecticut to New York and Minnesota. No matter where you go, almost at every one the good ol' dog is the cheapest sorta' real food on the menus of the concession stands.

With that being true, I judge the value of a hot dog and the track by the condiments available. If for instance the dogs are not available with coney sauce and the condiments come in tiny plastic pouches, this track sucks. I don't care if it has a great racing surface or national prominence, the condiments make the meal and with those silly little packets you can't get enough on a dog to get full or even a decent case of food poisoning!

Now let me tell you what IS right. If I find a track with fairly decent dogs, I check the condiments. And that means a condiment table! With or without flies they are the only thing worthwhile. Plus on a truly good one you'll find 2 different mustards, relish, ketchup, onions......and on the very best ones, sauerkraut! Now you buy your CONEY dogs (often 2 for as little as 3-4 dollars) and then go load them down with heavy applications of relish and onions and kraut along with the mustards to bulk it up. And then......and only in the past 10 years has this been available (thanks to Nachos) you ask if the vendor will top them off with a bit of cheese sauce. Believe it or not, most will happily do so. Before the cheese sauce goes on however it is wise to check for dead flies and other bugs which may have combined with the relish or onions or kraut at that open air and open container Condiment Stand.

You now have a serious meal on your plate that started out as two pathetic little dogs. You need to be sure there are plenty of napkins available as well as "sporks" or spoons or forks since these hot dogs have now gone beyond any means of eating them with your hands.

Four bucks and you got yourself a real meal you can eat to the sounds of screaming engines and tires, smells of hot asbestos, hot rubber, and burning methanol, and the occasional squeal of brakes and the thunks and sounds of a crash. On the best days you also remembered to take some Zantac prior to arriving and have a pocket full of Rolaids and/or Tums.

Life doesn't get much better than that!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: GUEST,Black Hawk on works PC
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 05:06 AM

As I live in the UK you lot are making me so jealous!
Most 'hot dogs' we get served are actually sausages in a bun (Dibblers?)

I cant resist buying one when I see 'real' ones being offered.

As to Sirloin steak ten feet away was $2.77 a pound?????
Over here it averages £7.50/pound ($15?)


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: Ruth Archer
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 04:38 AM

Corn dogs.

We used to have a Nathan's on the boardwalk in Atlantic City, and I was all about the corn dogs and cheese fries. Heaven.

Someone has mentioned the abomination that is scrapple. I think they should have to do some sort of penance for making me even think about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: curmudgeon
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 05:03 PM

The hot dogs of which I spoke are Coleman Natural; no nitrates or nitrites added, no antibiotics, no added hormones, vegetarian fed meats, no MSG, no filler, and they taste good


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: Becca72
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 01:11 PM

Like father like daughter on this one. The only kind of 'dog' I'll eat is Jordan's red snappy hot dogs (They snap when ya bite em). I do NOT want to know what's in it, though. The Natural Casing along makes me shiver if I think about it too hard.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: olddude
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 01:04 PM

Curmdgeon
It is a conspiracy! it is those elements of society that do not want peace in the world (which everyone knows the hot dog brings to mankind)

Slanderous I tell you ... a plot!

We must stop the spread of this vile behavior
who is with me !! Brothers and Sisters, will we sit idle while the dog is being slandered at this very moment ??


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: curmudgeon
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 12:33 PM

Just read   this news item   and thought I should add it to this thread.

I love hot dogs, but most of them have way too much sodium. However, when I go to the store I am going to get some all organic beef lower sodium dogs for tonight's repast - Tom


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 24 Aug 08 - 08:18 AM

Here, 70 miles from the biggest pork er... factory... on the continent, expensive hotdogs are about $ 1.50 a pack at the Walmart. Cheap dogs are 79 cents. Sirloin is 5-8 dollars.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: Art Thieme
Date: 24 Aug 08 - 12:29 AM

...and the old Sioux story of the 2 guys off the reservation who, when they saw a sign advertising Hot Dogs got all excited and nostalgic for reservation cooking. Dogs were a delicacy. One guy got his, opened the wrapper, and looked shocked. His friend said, "What's wrong?" The other replied, "First you tell me what part of the dog you got!!!"

Told to me by Tom Ehrens at an early University Of Chicago Folk Festival.

Art


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: olddude
Date: 23 Aug 08 - 08:32 PM

Jeri
Flo's a vision of heaven !! I am jealous !


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: Jeri
Date: 23 Aug 08 - 07:06 PM

I had a hot dog at Flo's today. It was perfect and exquisite and I wanted 5 more, but I forced myself to leave after one.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: gnu
Date: 23 Aug 08 - 07:01 PM

I know! It's ridiculous! And, ya gotta buy buns eh... unreal price on regular buns too. I dunno how young families can cope with these prices. Even Crap Dinner is pricey.... Crap Dinner! A staple when I was a lad... because it was NOT pricey. Nor were the dogs and beans and such we spiced up our menu with.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: olddude
Date: 23 Aug 08 - 06:13 PM

Now that price is obscene ... what the heck is that about. I know food prices are rising but wow !!


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: gnu
Date: 23 Aug 08 - 05:45 PM

I was taken aback today... regular "pork and beef" Sunrise (our local guys) hot dogs.. $2.69 a pound pak. Sirloin steak ten feet away was $2.77 a pound????? I like the Sunrise dogs but come on.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: olddude
Date: 23 Aug 08 - 05:30 PM

So true so true. The cheddar dogs never can behave themselves I found


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Aug 08 - 04:25 PM

Cheddar dogs are soooo good
but they can behave obscenely at times.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: RangerSteve
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 11:28 PM

It's almost 11:30 at night and I just read olddudes contribution about regional hotdogs. I'm dying. I want all of them. NOW.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: CarolC
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 11:20 PM

My mother used to cut up hot dogs and simmer them in barbeque sauce for a while and serve that on top of minute rice. We used to love that when I was growing up, and I've even prepared it for myself as an adult using veggie dogs (it's just as good that way).


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: Neil D
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 11:12 PM

Take an 8-pack of dogs, cut them into 1 inch pieces. Heat on top of stove with a can or 2 of store-brand baked beans. The quickest, cheapest and TASTIEST supper for the family on the go.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: olddude
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:58 PM

Severn
The Happy Scrapple Daddy Polka?

that I have got to hear ... I hope it has a lot of accordian in it that fits the sizzling of the dogs on the grill- well not tonight as I have set the grill on fire with melted hot dogs but next time around


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: pdq
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:48 PM

I was gonna get that record but I didn't have the bread.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: olddude
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:47 PM

Store is close, so much for my dogs on the grill ... but I do have cold pizza I can nuke for my late night end of the Olympics snack. Tomorrow is another day! Thank you for the great laugh, that was awesome.

Dan


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: Severn
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:46 PM

olddude,

In that case, play the album "Burnt Weenie Sandwich" by The Mothers of Invention instead.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: olddude
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:30 PM

Here is a story that will tear your heart out


while I was playing with this thread ... I burned, no incinerated my hot dogs on the grill... little black crusty things .. sad but true

I am now in a state of depression (sniff sniff)


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: Severn
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:26 PM

Lizzie,

What's your recipe for Cornish Dog on a stick?


olddude,

Only the first sing mentioned deals with hot dogs on that particular recording. The rest is just classic stuff off of the same recording.

HOWEVER, I can point you toward the title song of the Buck Owens recording "Hot Dog!" (Capitol C4-9113-cassette), and if THAT'S not enough to whet your appetite and you want entire CDs of songs at least in the same spirit....

The aforementioned Buck Owens song may be the only specific hot dog song on there, "El Paso Chile Company Authentic Genuine Daddy Q BBQ Blues (EMI Music Special Markets 72433-84341-2-5) was put out on behalf of said chile company and is full of songs about RCs & Moon Pies, BBQ, Chicken, Chili Peppers and Onions by the likes of NRBQ, Mojo Nixon and Tennessee Ernie Ford. I found mine at a yard sale I'd google the company about availability. Good luck.

Much in the same vein and probably more readily available is "Livin' In The House Of Blues: Barbeque Blues" (House Of Blues 51416 1388 2) chock full of goodness from the present back to the days of 78s w/ Louis Jordan, Professor Longhair, Saffire, Barbeque Bob, Bessie Smith and Slim Gaillard in the mix. Another cheap find from a library sale.

Neither are anything I would have paid list for but couldn't resist for a well spent buck or two.

....and of course, there's always "The Happy Scrapple Daddy Polka" by The Holy Modal Rounders from "Good Taste Is Timeless" (Sundazed SC 6208 on CD. The LP was on Metromedia) which mentions most kinds of sausage other than frankfurters in an orgy of Pennsylvania partying at its best. You'll either love it, or become a vegetarian on the spot.......


Bon appitit!


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: olddude
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:18 PM

Jeri
my wife says that a lot for some reason :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: Jeri
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:16 PM

Olddude, I'm startin' to worry about you!


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: bobad
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:16 PM

I've got one of these, which I blow once in a while.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: olddude
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:09 PM

Oscar Meyer Weinermobile ... Oh the lust the lust


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: CarolC
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 08:59 PM

...and I saw the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile while I lived there, driving down our road.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: CarolC
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 08:58 PM

I lived in the Wheaton area from when I was about 9 1/2 in 1965 until I was around 20 or thereabouts, and I lived there for short periods of time after that. My parents lived there (my father still does). My sister, the former Pyrate Peg, might be a mutual acquaintance.

I went to JFK during the experimental years.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: olddude
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 08:25 PM

OMG
even hot dog music!! how could I have missed that all these years
I will run out and buy them


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: pdq
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 08:18 PM

TRIVIA :

1) What make of car was the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile built on?

2) Name two other famous vehicles designed by the same man.


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: Severn
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 08:13 PM

olddude,

Closer to the idea of Hot Dog Porn (and maybe putting this thread above the line) would be for you to get a copy of the anthology "Stars Of The Apollo" (Columbia KG 30788 as an LP) and catch Butterbeans & Susie singing their calssic, "I Want A Hot Dog For My Roll".

Also catch:

"Gimme A Pigfoot"-Bessie Smith
"Sweet Sue, It's You"-The Mills Brothers
"I Put A Spell On You"-"Screamin'" Jay Hawkins
"He's Long Gone From Bowling Green"-Buck & Bubbles & Their Buckets
"Fifteen Minute Intermission"-Cab Calloway (Possibly the greatest band break song of all time!)


....among other wonderful stuff as you enjoy your Dogs.






CarolC,

Been there, done that. I grew up (to the extent I ever did) down the road in Kensington. When were you in the Wheaton area?

And not pictured is/was Little Oscar, a midget that used to tour grocery stores in his Weenie-mobile, as pictured, and give demonstrations and pass out samples. Since I collected antique metal advertising signs, a friend who assistant-managed a grocery store gave me the giant inflatable Oscar Meyer Weinerand the inflatable (squeaking) Little Oscar doll which I no longer have, because he thought I'd like them.



A true story:
Also, at the same time, I'd been given a couple of large plastic store signs that look like the containers of Oscar Meyer Bologna. I was trying to sell them off at a flea market when a high wind struck up and blew the light plastic sign away into an aquaintance who was selling her stuff a few tables down.

"Severn, what the HAIL (she was Southern) is THIS?" she asked, holding it aloft.

I said without hesitation, "The answer, my friend, is bologna in the wind.....", while my best friend at the next table cracked up and was just about rolling on the ground. He still reminds me about it.

No siree, they just don't HAND you straight lines like that enough in real life....


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Subject: RE: BS: HOT DOGS
From: kendall
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 07:19 PM

The only one I will eat is made right here in Portland Maine. It is red (Dye) and delicious. If I dwell on what's in it, I won't eat it. Eyeballs? I doubt that. Lips? maybe, but don't forget, you probably eat eggs don't you?


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