BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth

Subject: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 02:27 PM

Katlaughing sent this title to me and (I think) accused me of being the author, since the screed was signed as 'Q.'

I am deeply wounded by this outrageous accusation which is completely false and damaging to my image. The material in the 'article,' in no way, represents my high moral standards and dedication to wholesome, C/conservative values.

As a peace-loving gentleman of the old school and proud NRA member, I have no wish to engage in litigation or the transmission of accusatory missives (or missiles) at this point, but much as it pains me, perhaps I should consult my investigators, legal staff and hitmen.

It is odious to promulgate such drivel, but here is the link. Judge for yourself.
Beer and

(If the link fails, google the title)

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: topical tom
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 02:35 PM

In my case, two out of three ain't bad.

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Peace
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 02:42 PM

Drivel? DRIVEL? I salute you, Q. LtS will be thrilled.

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Peace
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 02:43 PM

So will Adrien.

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: olddude
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 02:47 PM

Fess up Q
you did it ... you did it ... shameless
when does it come out on hardcover? ... aaah purely for academic purposes mind you is why I am asking

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Peace
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 02:50 PM

Beer and Tits I understand. But what's Spiritual Growth?

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: topical tom
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 02:57 PM

I think it has to do with the growing of spirits for alcoholic drinks.

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: gnu
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 03:00 PM

I am a spiritual oaf myself.

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 03:02 PM

My dog could teach Peace things about spiritual growth...

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 03:02 PM

You found it, the whole thing!**BG**

That ain't the cover that came through my email, though. The colour cover I received was much more, *ahem* titillating!

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 03:48 PM

Oh, one can GROW spirits (of the alcoholic variety)!

Where do I get my Laphroaig seeds and how long a growing season do they require?

Linn

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 04:55 PM

Reincarnation is distasteful even as milk.

However the act of reincarnation, to re enter flesh, is pretty good.

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 05:12 PM

Whatever that link & search is, it has crashed my Firefox twice in a row.

My spiritual growth will have to survive on lower doses of those other two things, I guess.

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 05:25 PM

Its a metaphysical awakening of a cop.

However, reincarnation beliefs should be banned for airline pilots.

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 05:33 PM

If you a reincarnated as a beer, and a are drunk by a woman with fantastic tits, do you grow? Spiritually?

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Beer
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 08:08 PM

Certainly you grow.
Beer (adrien)

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Riginslinger
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 11:00 PM

"Beer and Tits I understand. But what's Spiritual Growth?"


                   That's what you end up with when you combine Beet and Tits.

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 11:25 PM

Name 3 things George Bush can't touch, has never seen, and will never know...

bob

p.s. With apologies to Johnny Carson's weird Holy Man...Now, where's that envelope?

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 01:15 AM

""Beer and Tits I understand. But what's Spiritual Growth?"
That's what you end up with when you combine Beet and Tits."

My daddy never called it that....

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 03:15 AM

I'm not sure whether I am thrilled, flattered or violated that someone has besmirched my good names by taking one of the best thread titles I ever came up with, corrupting it and attaching it to this (to quote) "high-piled wagonload of BS".

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Peace
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 04:24 AM

It was three tits, right, LtS?

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 10:26 AM

So, has anyone actually READ this book? Should I forward it to a cop friend with a bizarre sense of humor (he needs a good laugh right now, his brother is dying of liver cancer).

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 11:21 AM

I speed read it, some bits were amusing... a bizarre cop would enjoy it.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: open mike
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 12:32 PM

it's t!ts

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Riginslinger
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 12:55 PM

Whoops! Did I say "Beet?"

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: kendall
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 08:30 PM

Blissful, ALL tits are beautiful.

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Joe_F
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 09:12 PM

Spoken by a true mammal.

Subject: RE: BS: Beer, Tits and Spiritual growth
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Sep 08 - 11:45 PM

Or a bird lover....

LTS