BS: 'green' polar Bears

Subject: BS: 'green' polar Bears
From: beardedbruce
Date: 16 Sep 08 - 03:08 PM

Does Al Gore know about this?


http://www.mail.com/Article.aspx?articlepath=APNews\Strange-News\20080908\ODD-Japan-Green-Bears.xml&cat=strange&subcat=&pageid=1

Subject: RE: BS: 'green' polar Bears
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 16 Sep 08 - 03:10 PM

They're polar bears from Greenland of course ...

Subject: RE: BS: 'green' polar Bears
From: beardedbruce
Date: 16 Sep 08 - 03:12 PM

But, since Greenland is covered with Ice ( since 1200 or so)...

Subject: RE: BS: 'green' polar Bears
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 16 Sep 08 - 03:14 PM

Ah yes ... but with the ice caps melting and losing their white sparkle, the bears camouflage is evolving - plus they are demonstrating their sympathy and simultaneously protesting against ehanced global warming.

(ducks for cover)




(what have ducks got to do with it asks BB - this is about polar bears ...)

Subject: RE: BS: 'green' polar Bears
From: beardedbruce
Date: 16 Sep 08 - 03:23 PM

No, the ducks make sense.

Ducks eat algae, do I presume you are saying that the polar bears will now be feeding (on) the ducks? Like chocolate covered sharks, I guess...

Subject: RE: BS: 'green' polar Bears
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 16 Sep 08 - 03:44 PM

Tsk,

Now if you'd read my post you'd see that I quite clearly said they were demonstrating their sympathy ...

... I didn't specifically say it was for the ducks but I suppose as long as the ducks can help the Bears to keep themselves clean they can all roll on together without gathering any more moss ... I mean Algae ...


(jumps back from waters edge - wonders "are you sure that's chocolate?")

Subject: RE: BS: 'green' polar Bears
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 Sep 08 - 04:18 PM

Sloths do it too... they have ridges along their hair so the algae finds a happy place to live.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: 'green' polar Bears
From: Ed T
Date: 16 Sep 08 - 04:57 PM

In case any of you non-Viking, non-danish, Greenland-curious folks are looking for information on the icey-land (not Iceland).



http://weecheng.com/europe/greenice/greenland/green1.htm

Subject: RE: BS: 'green' polar Bears
From: Gurney
Date: 16 Sep 08 - 09:49 PM

Nasty buggers, Polar Bears, and they deserve all the Algae they get.

Your Two-Toed Sloth, now, they never do anyone any harm (shut up, tree!) and they not only get Algae, they also get a fly that lives in their fur, and nowhere else.
They're never fully employed, either, and spend most of their life hanging around.

(For and on Behalf of The Seal and Sloth Federation.)