BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!

Subject: BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 19 Sep 08 - 01:45 PM

Stuck 'agent' tells cops of secret bomb mission

Thu Sep 18, 8:44 PM ET



KNOXVILLE, Tenn. - It wasn't the preferred way to enter the Knoxville Museum of Art, but Richard Anthony Smith told police he was on a mission. The 25-year-old Knoxville man called 911 from his cell phone before dawn Wednesday saying he was trapped in an air conditioning duct leading from the museum roof, Knoxville police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said.

Police and firefighters reached the roof, found a rope and cable and followed them to a vent shaft. Peering inside, they spotted Smith about 45 feet down.

"Mission failed," he told them.

Hoisted up and read his rights, Smith told police he was a "special agent from the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931" and had rappelled onto the museum from a helicopter, a police report said.

He said he was following orders to "defuse and confiscate" a Soviet-made nuclear warhead, specifically a "MERV6SS-22AN" warhead, according to the report. The bomb supposedly was hidden in a blue, plastic cow sculpture in the museum basement, he said.

However, Smith told officers his "agency" called while he was in air-vent limbo to say it made a mistake and the bomb might be in a Memphis museum instead.

Police charged Smith with aggravated robbery. He was being held on $2,000 bond at the Knox County Jail. Authorities said he did not have a lawyer.

"Fortunately he was able to reach his cell phone," DeBusk said, "or he may not have been found for quite some time."

Subject: RE: BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!
From: Amos
Date: 19 Sep 08 - 01:48 PM

Was he working for McCain?


A

Subject: RE: BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Sep 08 - 01:49 PM

He wasn't all THAT bright for an Illuminati. More of an Unilluminati.

Subject: RE: BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 19 Sep 08 - 01:55 PM

No, Amos. Being incompetant is proof of his being an Obama supporter.


How about you quit the politicization of everything? Was your comment realy needed, or even humorous?

Subject: RE: BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!
From: gnu
Date: 19 Sep 08 - 02:02 PM

I knew it was the cows! Hard to find BMDs, obviously, but they are there. Probably, the cow heard the chopper that dropped Special Agent Smith and it simply jumped the fence... headed for Memphis where it could blend in with the Blue Suede Shoes.

Subject: RE: BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 19 Sep 08 - 02:07 PM

Was it Nicolas Cage? -- I think I saw that movie.

Subject: RE: BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 19 Sep 08 - 06:52 PM

That guy was damned witty for a crazy guy.

Subject: RE: BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Sep 08 - 08:34 PM

What a moron! Looking for a Soviet-made nuclear warhead in a blue plastic cow sculpture? Everybody knows the nuclear warheads hidden in blue cows are Chinese-made! The Soviet-made ones are in green horses, for God's sake! Where do they find these people?

Subject: RE: BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Sep 08 - 08:36 PM

W is a member of the illiterati.

Subject: RE: BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 20 Sep 08 - 12:36 AM

"Being incompetant is proof of his being an Obama supporter"--- Migod! The whole damn administration must consist of Obama supporters.

Subject: RE: BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 22 Sep 08 - 08:46 AM

dick,

I was protesting Amos making this political.

Look at comngress, if you want incompetance- The Dems have been in control for two years, and look at what they have done.



Either nothing, or the collapse of the US Economy, depending on how you look at it.

Subject: RE: BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!
From: Greg F.
Date: 22 Sep 08 - 09:46 AM

Either nothing, or the collapse of the US Economy, depending on how you look at it.

About as realistic an analysis as Richard Anthony Smith's.

Subject: RE: BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 04 Nov 08 - 05:50 AM

"Being incompetant is proof of being an Obama supporter"
You mean Palin supports Obama?

Subject: RE: BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!
From: catspaw49
Date: 04 Nov 08 - 06:59 AM

Glad to hear beardedbruce is now an Obama supporter!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!
From: Barry Finn
Date: 04 Nov 08 - 08:38 AM

Glad to hear that all faults lie with the Congress of the last 2 yrs only.
A house full of Smiths
Barry

Subject: RE: BS: proof of illuminati- badge and all!
From: kendall
Date: 05 Nov 08 - 07:40 AM

I wish I could understand why any ordinary citizen would want 4 more years of the same old failed policies?

We are seeing history made, and I'm so glad I am around to see it.