Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 01:24 PM

time to refresh?

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:34 AM

There is so little activity on here. This event is still happening? There isn't another thread out there cancelling it is there?

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Dead Horse
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 03:40 AM

The weekend could turn into a total disaster as I think I am free on all days & might very well turn up for the duration.
Her indoors will be driving. I know she knows where it is, as she used to live there when her folks managed the pub and I was a regular owing to the fact that I was a Regular (in bloody army up the road) but I saved her from a life of sin by marrying her.
So she will bring me AND her amazing dancing feet.

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: dilligafxx
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 05:39 AM

Hurrah!! Can we have the polar bear song before all the ice bergs melt please.Yes its still happening, Kev has been ill AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH so have been playing florence to him (Can't you see me on the magic roundabout) so have had little time for internet Sorry. Beers are all ordered fireworks in place we just need you lot, Spread the word Rob loves us folkies.xxx

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: romany man
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:49 PM

more like on the magic mushrooms dilli, so sad to hear the boy is still poorly , all together now aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhha ha ha ha haha, oops finger slipped, as if id laugh, me being a sympathetic sort.

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: dilligafxx
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 03:02 PM

Will pass on your sympathy to the poor boy, trust me get a toy boy then go and break him.Is there a man out there who can stand up to play with a real woman?, {I digress} So can we expect Treacle, Obvious and shemuse for a visit plus badger and pisso of course for a pint and a song in sunny Upnor on the mud next weekend xx

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: growler
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 04:50 PM

Val, Tell the lazy bugger to get of his back and sing, if that don't work, give him a large one

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: dilligafxx
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 04:58 PM

a LARGE what?

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 05:53 PM

I think that should be a large two

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: dilligafxx
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 08:15 PM

Two LARGE what? xx

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: romany man
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 05:00 AM

Far to large for me, but then im a sensetive sort with few needs, as everyone knows, dilli , i doubt seamus will be coming as its difficult getting him through the door of the car, and he also is a sensitive soul, treacle and obvious should be able to make it, ive checked thier itinery and it seems they are clear, badger, well who could stop him, as for pisso, well if he lives that long he should make it, maybe with his neck in a sling, so the tribe should be there, as for breaking your toyboy, what do you expect, he is only a lad.

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 07:29 AM

Treatment - more toy, less boy!

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: growler
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 04:46 PM

I meant a large dose of asprin, you perve

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 04:50 PM

Nothing pervy about it, not like my favourite sheep.

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Girl Friday
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 05:05 PM

Have you put that sheep kit together yet?

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 05:27 PM

I just cut myself and added a little blood...

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: romany man
Date: 24 Oct 08 - 06:24 AM

seamus is a big boy, nah too pervy

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: growler
Date: 24 Oct 08 - 03:49 PM

Hi Richard, save me a good looking one

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: dilligafxx
Date: 25 Oct 08 - 12:07 PM

You will be please to know the boy is wellish again, The thought of me not taking him to see Steve and Phil last night raised him {SOH MBE} to the rescue. praps they should be up for a Sainthood raising the sick and all that jazz.I have inquired the ferrets, dogs and even seamus should he wish are all welcome at the Kings Arms, Rob is looking forward to meeting a real live treacle mining ferret never having meet one before, and to think he lived in Cliffe, Should you wish to bring your sheep/girlfriend Richard the chef is excellent with lamb or mutton.xx
PS thought Blossom had the edge on sheep fancying
pps The thought of you Romany man being sensative is a bit like me being caring works for a very short time then I get bored xx

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: naughtyforty
Date: 25 Oct 08 - 12:32 PM

Glad to hear he is no longer at death's door!! See you next weekend

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 25 Oct 08 - 03:23 PM

What about mutton dressed as lamb, and who is the chef (and of what gender)?

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Girl Friday
Date: 25 Oct 08 - 06:10 PM

Mint sauce Richard ?

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 26 Oct 08 - 09:33 AM

Now if you find out that his love is a sheep
Don't worry she's warm and she's easy to keep
She'll not ask for diamonds or rubies or wine
And served up with mint sauce, she'll taste mighty fine

And it's men, men, drink to the men
Drain mug or goblet and raise it again
Although they are trouble they're still one in ten
It's worth every minute, so drink to the men

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: dilligafxx
Date: 26 Oct 08 - 01:00 PM

Two of the chefs are male one a small 60ish scott with 20 odd years in the army,the other younger and with a girlfriend, Nikki is more your sort but only 23 and with a 6ft odd boyfriend (so tough.) Stick to sheep their easier to digest when eaten when the passion dies.Just remember mutton takes longer but taste better and is worth the wait xx

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: romany man
Date: 26 Oct 08 - 01:30 PM

hoorah ( i think ) the boy lives, a modern miracle no doubt, ive asked seamus and he has declined the visit, something to do with chefs and horsemeat, i knew i shouldnt have taken him on eurotunnel catchy light thing, still treacle is ready to go,n hes bringing obvious for support, for he is also a shy quiet young thing, much like myself. badger and pissy are as always ready for a pint, sadly they cant drive so its down to me again,

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Kev The Clogs
Date: 27 Oct 08 - 04:24 PM

YOOOOWWWWWWW! KEV IS IN'DA HOUSE!!!!

Reports of my death have been greatly exagerated - Kev The Clogs is back with a vengance!!!

Thanks for the positive comments about my ill health (not - mates like you ehh!!) I have been diagnosed with a Hiatus Hernia, so no spicy foods, cut down the alchohol, lose some weight and eat sensibly - yeah, right!!! I'm a Morris Dancing, Folkie, Civil War Musketeer - looks like I picked the wrong week to give it all up!!!

I, We will be there for a large part of the weekend - and in response to Dilli, no need for a substitue, I am better, fully working, and ........, well, you get the drift!

My God, I will even sing on Sat or Sun having suffered a little stage/confidence fright over the last couple of months.

YOOOOWWWWWW! The Winter is here, but, HEY, only 6 Months before we welcome Jack back into our World on May Day!!!!! Life is ROSEY!!!!!

See you at the weekemd

Kev

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: growler
Date: 27 Oct 08 - 05:15 PM

When I had a Hiatus Hernia, I found a good fart was most relaxing. For me,that is. Everyone else complained

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: romany man
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 06:39 AM

THE MAN HAS RISEN, oh how i have missed you oh great one, i was so so worried, please look out for your health i would be so sad to miss you for so long again, OH WHAT A LOAD OF B**********S good to see ya back mate see ya weekend, ordered a nice curry and several pints for ya, as for loosing whieght bet dilli has got a good idea or two,

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: dilligafxx
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 02:53 PM

Dilli has lots of idea,s there.s the one that involves cream Strawberries and ........... then there.s the one involving silk ropes, leather........ Oh never mind I,ll settle for fireworks, beer and folking at the weekend. And as Kev isn,t supposed to be drinking too much [nobody wants his health to suffer do we] I shall have to drink for him. A great sacrefice on my part but one I shall have to suffer.And yes growler with all the farting and belching its a good job its outside and thats only me xx

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 02:59 PM

Now should your love's taste run to leather and chains
Jelly and butter and other things strange
If such does amuse you then join in the fun
If not see that he is the receiving one.                           

   And it's men, men, drink to the men
   Drain mug or goblet, and raise it again.
   Although they are trouble they're still 1 in 10
   It's worth every minute, so drink to the men.


WOOT!

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: growler
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 05:34 PM

'Ruff and Reddy' We will be there on Saturday Afternoon, wether you like it, or not.

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Kev The Clogs
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 05:41 PM

Well, there you go - Dilli has spoken! I'll have a few with you Romany, looking forward to it.

Strawberries and cream, silk ?????? - This is a FOLK site!!!!!!!

We'll have to look into this somewhere else :-)))))))) oooohhhhhhh!!

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Girl Friday
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 09:03 PM

Glad that Kev is better- apart from the hiaitus hernia thingy. terrible treatment for your average folkie -less beer!

Right- now it's my turn. They will keep switching the outside lights off at the fox and Hounds. I misjudged the end of the low wall and- yes - you guessed fell over it onto the gravel car park. Bruised and battered and needing arnica gel (wonderful stuff) rubbed in everywhere. If miracle occurs, see you on Saturday. Otherwise see you at Crayford next Sunday with Ben,

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 03:38 AM

Oh no! The leopardess must be at Upnor. Thinking healing thoughts at ya.

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 04:03 AM

Well my surgical extraction seems to have gone well, so subject to shopping and other off-peninsular items, I shall be there

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 04:43 AM

Forecast - pissing with rain all weekend...

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: romany man
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 04:50 AM

might be a tad damp then, as long as the beers not watered,

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 02:02 PM

Urrghhh! This is all outdoors? Are there shelters? Maybe the sun will follow me. I have been very lucky the last 3 UK holidays. Though forecasts were grim, 2 Scotland holidays and 1 Cornwall holiday the sun broke out when we arrived and rain returned one week later on the day we left. Praying the weather goddess is still smiling on me.

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Girl Friday
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 03:17 PM

Thanks Tam for your kind words, I am on the mend, several doses of arnica gel later. Actually went outside and gathered up more fallen leaves today. Sycamore trees....Grrrrrr.

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: dilligafxx
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 03:32 PM

No fear Rob is making plans should the weather be less than summery which means if its like this years summer it will p*** down and blow a gale so anything is better than that, we.ll stay inside and leave Rob and the beer outside and dispatch a runner , unless we use plan B which a herd of gazebos, which then tend to get attacked by short sighted dislectic leopards who've had a pint of two unless their limping. conjure that idea up folks a p***ed dislectic, short sighted, tone deaf, limping leopard chasing a gazebo Love u xx

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: romany man
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 05:35 PM

followed closely by a rampaging treacle mining ferret, could be interesting, dont think i will feed em before we arrive, just to add that nervous edge,

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 04:17 AM

I better make sure my pockets are free from sweets. I am terrified of trouser ferrets.

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: romany man
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 05:16 AM

they love sweets, the other answer is no to wear trousers then they got nowhere to climb, oh they are such happy little chaps, sadly treacle is suffering from hetty withdrawl symptoms, i might have to restrain them some what, but as they will be pulling the shogun down there, they should be tired, ( listen the price of petrol i have to save money for beer ) seamus needs new shoes so its down to the dogs and ferrets to pull the motor, as obvious has been on sterroids he is getting like a wieght lifter, treacle has remained his usual self,

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 09:20 AM

I might know you a bloke who could sell you a diesel - does nearly 30mpg, LWB, 280TDI...

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: GUEST,Pete The Hat.
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 11:09 AM

[ will be there Saturday . only heard about this on Wednesday at Tudor barn , Im getting a taste for this real Ale stuff. now dont forget Crayford arms the following weekend. see you there.

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: growler
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 04:42 PM

Ruff and Reddy have hired their waterproofs

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: dilligafxx
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 08:50 PM

How low to the ground where they? you both being tall thought theyd be pretty long any way unless you.ve now made them mini macs by the way is the short scott coming?. Beer is lined up Rob is sampling it and has slurred its very good. The weather has been ordered fine and dry (in my dreams)this is England and we are hardy folking folk. xx

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Girl Friday
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 09:42 PM

My right arm and mousing right hand are painful, so may not be up to enthusiastic drum bashing. (Hooray, say all of you lot). Came on whilst watching, and applauding Steve Tilston. Who's dyslexic? My tpiygn is as doog as abynody's.

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 31 Oct 08 - 03:35 AM

Leave the mouse for treacle and obvious

Subject: RE: Kings Arms Upnor Beer Fest 1/2nd Nov
From: fair maiden of nottingham
Date: 31 Oct 08 - 04:37 AM

Myself and Fisheye will be there for Saturday Looks like welly boots and thermals. I may have to put some lead in Fisheye boots to keep him anchored if its too windy.(after Knockholt)