BS: In Retrospect/ Prez Bobert

Subject: BS: In Retrospect/ Prez Bobert
From: Skivee
Date: 04 Nov 08 - 07:58 PM

While the rest of the country might be either dancing and squealing/ or weeping and gnashing, I cast my thoughts back to an earlier time.
Just imagine what we could have accomplished if we had taken the road not taken when we could have taken it.
What would the benefits of a Prezident O'Bobert prezidency had been?
How might you be different?
1 Bio-diesel used at every tractor-pull!
2 Indoor plumbing for all!
3 More Sports on all cable systems
4 Pot in Every Chicken
5 Two chickens in every garage (or under the sheet metal roof deal
out back.)
6 Folk Music Program in every school, except no Child Ballads (too
gloomy)
7 No more pooh flinging g*dda8med chimpanzees in office.
8 Espescially Chongo.
9 some other stuff like...?

Subject: RE: BS: In Retrospect/ Prez Bobert
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Nov 08 - 08:05 PM

Ahhhhh, ya' din't mention the, ahhhhhh, cannibus, Skivz... 'Er the Persian dancin' girls...

But, yeah, ya' got the main stuff... Like Chingo... Man, that sumabich got some bad habits... Don't need no Chimps in office... Apes??? Well, maybe... But no Chimps... Too hyper... Eat to much... Terrible bathroom manners, or lack there of...

*Bobert

*Former candidate fir prez

Subject: RE: BS: In Retrospect/ Prez Bobert
From: Skivee
Date: 04 Nov 08 - 08:17 PM

"Ahhhhh, ya' din't mention the, ahhhhhh, cannibus, Skivz... 'Er the Persian dancin' girls..."
# 4 Pot in Every Chicken...See it was right there in number 4
I did ferget the dancin' girls. I musta been eating too much
chicken.

Subject: RE: BS: In Retrospect/ Prez Bobert
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Nov 08 - 08:32 PM

Yeah, okay.... (((cough)))... Yeah, missed that one... Had a little chicken fir supper (((cough)))...

B~