BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems

Subject: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 02:53 PM

Well, when yer broke and there doesn't seem to be much chance of getting paid....

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 03:03 PM

What is a Few-Body System?

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 03:36 PM

Will we get to see his sword?

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 03:43 PM

"Few-Body System"? Is that a refinement on Dewey? Or on the current state of libraries?

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: gnu
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 04:01 PM

Epeewwwww! I don't want hear about his Dewey!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 05:15 PM

Here. Ya gotta take what ya kin git....

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Charmion
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 05:21 PM

Anything to improve that truly dreadful website ...

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: skipy
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 05:24 PM

"Well, when yer broke and there doesn't seem to be much chance of getting paid.... " cut & paste. or laid!?
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 05:43 PM

I am not an egg. Anymore, anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Amos
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 06:06 PM

Which confirms my suspicion that you haven't gotten laid in a long time....



A

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 07:28 PM

Eggs only get laid once.

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: gnu
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 07:31 PM

That's all it takes. Look how many chickens there are!

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 07:35 PM

It's going to be a long winter.

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 07:37 PM

Winter? It's already a long decade!

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 07:48 PM

I'm confused. Will we get to see his sword or not??????

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Amos
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 08:05 PM

He will use it as a cover for his modesty. If it starts swaying, be very afraid.

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 08:57 PM

My modesty doesn't sway. I am modest and humble and damned proud of it.

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 10:14 PM

My sword looks much like this one, because it IS this one. 37 inch flat high-carbon steel blade, brass hilt with twisted brass wire, balances well about 2-3 inches in front of the shell guard.

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 03:50 AM

Quite obviously wide enough to preserve your modesty. For that purpose, however, the length looks ridiculously overdone.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 09:29 AM

That blade is 2.3 meters across the flat. The perspective of the picture is deceiving.

There was a young fellow named Fisk
Whose fencing was exceedingly brisk.
So fast was his action
The Fitzgerald Contraction
Turned his rapier to a disk.

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Amos
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 11:31 AM

A flabby old white guy, Rapaire,
With his sword, posed entirely bare.
But a misestimation
Undermined circulation:
The sword moved, but nothing was there!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 02:34 PM

Amos, I keep telling you: "Rapaire" rhymes with "wild and free", not "bare" or "care" or "there" or "fare" or "fair".

A studly blond hunk, Rapaire,
With his sword in hand posed wild and free.
Women swooned at his feet
Saying he couldn't be beat
[Because of it's sensual content this line has been censored by the Official Secrets Act.]

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Ed T
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 04:25 PM

This film may add clues?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doeg05G9V0k&feature=related

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 05:06 PM

No, not really. I only know two words of German. One is "scheiss" and the other isn't.

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Amos
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 06:38 PM

You really don't dig the scansion thing, so you, Rap-aree?

Let's try again:

A self-esteemed dude, Raparree,
Posed nude with one hand waving free!
In the other, a blade
Kept his tool unportrayed,
But in truth, there was nothing to see.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Charley Noble
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 09:06 PM

Rapaire-

"Few-Body Systems"?

Geez, I hadn't run across any reference to that or them. But will the world be a better place when I learn what they are, or were?

I hope you get paid well, or are amply rewarded in kind!

Maybe Amos should consider donating his desiccated body to the cause!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Rapaire to pose nude in Few-Body Systems
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 09:20 PM

Charley, anything associated with me makes the world a better place.

As for Amos...well...he doesn't detract much from the world. And I do make up for it.