BS: SupportAnotherAnotherImportantBail-Out

Subject: BS: SupportAnotherAnotherImportantBail-Out
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 09:27 PM

Save the Jack-off Industry!

FIVE MILLION WILL BE ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!

Damn straight we need this one and if they need someone to do the oversight, I'm the man for the job!

First consider how many complete wankers and whang-doodlers would be left without purpose to their lives if the stroke book business went down the hole, so to speak. These guys would just be left to whip the bishop with no purpose or enthusiasm. Then of course there are all the dudes with gigantic Johnsons who would be deprived of their current standard of low-life living and plastic surgeons going belly up as the bottom drops out of the titty market.

I am going to petittysion my congress people to support porn and you should do the same. Remember, saving the stroke books will help keep National Geographic on an educational level where it belongs.

Support the Right to Shoot Pocket Pool


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: SupportAnotherAnotherImportantBail-Out
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 09:31 PM

Oh for fuck's sake, literally. How ridiculous!

Subject: RE: BS: SupportAnotherAnotherImportantBail-Out
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 09:39 PM

I dunno' kat.........I think someone ought to look into the idea of printing porn on alternative pages in Rise-Up Singing (RUS). THis might possibly lead some of those who see no need for it into different pursuits while those who need RUS sing without driving the others crazy. Can you see it? Unison singing amidst a crowd of folks jukin their genitals..............Hey....I can dream.....

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: SupportAnotherAnotherImportantBail-Out
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 09:57 PM

I could *see* it, Spaw, esp. if they did a tasteful print like THIS (Shameless plug for an item I am selling on ebay.) Her "parts" can actually be "felt" as they are "puffed out" in a 3D way. Hustler wouldn't need a bail-out if they printed touchy-feeling pix like that, I'll bet!

Subject: RE: BS: SupportAnotherAnotherImportantBail-Out
From: PoppaGator
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 09:18 AM

Earlier this year, when tax-refund checks including that extra $600 "stimulus" had begun to arrive in people's mailboxes, porn businesses (especially for-pay internet sites) were reporting large spikes in revenue.

Apparently, a certain percentage of any "bailout" cash, issued out to any segment of the population, is going to pass through the hands of Joe the Jerkoff and end up in the coffers of porn purveyors.

The rest of us should enjoy such economic security!

Actually, hard times (pun intended) shouldn't hurt the skin-image trade at all. If people can't afford to go out into the world in pursuit of actual interpersonal sex, a good number of 'em will probably stay home alone, sit at their computers, and send off virtual cash for solo stimulation ~ as long as their credit cards are not completely maxed out, and as long as they remain able to type one-handed.

Subject: RE: BS: SupportAnotherAnotherImportantBail-Out
From: PoppaGator
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 09:28 AM

One more thing:

Part of Kat's description of the 3D pinup picture she's selling:

There is very slight, normal wear around the edges and a small stain near the bottom edge slightly to the right. This is visible in the scan." [Emphasis mine]

I suppose there's nothing new under the sun . . . assuming the original owner was right-handed.

Subject: RE: BS: SupportAnotherAnotherImportantBail-Out
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 12:21 PM

Ohgawd, Poppa...hadn't thought of it THAT way! Maybe I should note it looks like a water stain? LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: SupportAnotherAnotherImportantBail-Out
From: PoppaGator
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 10:52 AM

refresh (although this'll probably drop off the page again before Monday, anyway...)

Subject: RE: BS: SupportAnotherAnotherImportantBail-Out
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 11:04 AM

i say give em the money.... we don't want the prettly little brainless dingbats unemployed by sexinomic downturn, flooding the job centre taking real work away from us as can't do the sex for sale work, do we?

Subject: RE: BS: SupportAnotherAnotherImportantBail-Out
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 11:53 AM

A bail out for the failed Investment banks hope to gain new investment losers with a sexier makeover.

Bare Naked Stearns and AIG spot are touting a big STIMUlUS Package that will make thier investors money last longer before going limp.
Laymen Brothers and Merril Lynch and Whip are going for the gay and Bondage & SM customers respectively.

Subject: RE: BS: SupportAnotherAnotherImportantBail-Out
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 12:38 PM

Should we give 'um the 5 mil???

Beats me???