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Subject: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 05:37 PM

And let me be the first in line to sign up to receive one. Trying to fight against falling into feeling like a victim. Need a swift kick away from the pull of the pity pot.

Next?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 05:39 PM

Waaal, as the man said, I think self pity is better than none.

{{{{hug for Janie}}}}

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 05:43 PM

Spaw's yer man for the swift kicks.
Save your pity for someone who really needs it, normally one doesn't have to look too far, to find someone worse of the ones self.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 05:53 PM

I'll gladly accept the hug, Ebbie, but a swift kick is also needed. (I'm anticipating some Spawesque humor, if not the appearance of the Great Old Fart himself.)

As one can hear repeated often in 12 step meetings throughout the land, "Pain is necessary. Misery is optional." Or in the DBT therapy I do with folks, lack of radical acceptance of reality, combined with the self-pity of victimhood, turns pain into misery.

I looked into the abyss of it today, and don't want to go there. But it is seductive. So kick me back, then give me a hug:>)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 05:55 PM

Ah, John. I didn't see your post before I posted. Excellent!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 06:09 PM

JANE.

:~) Love ya,

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 06:10 PM

Given the size of this community, it is statistically unlikely that there ain't at least a few of us who can benefit from this free service.

Come one, come all! You if you want, you can get a "two-fer." Get a kick and give a kick, all in the same post.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Bee
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 06:19 PM

Could use one of those kicks to stop procrastinating, dammit.

As for you, janie - consider yerself gently booted and remember it's only three and a half months until May. Think about apple blossoms and the buzzing of bees in blueberry flowers.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 06:21 PM

((((FFFFoooowwwwwaaaappppffffftttt!!!)))

Anyone else need one while I got this boot strapped on???

Sorry, Janie, but hey...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 06:34 PM

hahahaha

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 06:42 PM

Are they the boots with the little hooks instead of laceholes, the ones with the pointy toes and spike heels, or the ones that chafe your thighs?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 06:48 PM

Chongo says he would be happy to provide this service for anyone who wants it. Would all kickees please contact Louie's Hash House or the Monkey Bar in Chicago and leave a message for Chongo? Forward your name, address, recent photo, and a convenient time and place. We'll take it from there.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 07:45 PM

Sorry, LH.... Tell Chongo that if ya' shuffle yer feet, ya' loose yer seat... Ol' hillbilly done took care of business here...

No, Lizzie, these got long boot laces... Takes 'bout half an hour to get um' laced up fir a butt whup... Gotta get 'um tight 'er it don't count and then I gotta come back 'round and take another shot...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 07:50 PM

I was GONNA give a kick, but then I was distracted by the target....

,,,consider yerself virtually booted....and virtually hugged, too. I'll supply the real thing in Oct.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 07:52 PM

Janie, there is no sense in using such outmoded methods. Put technology to work for you. Why an old fashioned swift kick when you could try SOMETHING ELSE?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 07:55 PM

Here you go Bee. "Whuushshuffleshuffle" Just a gentle shove where you need it. You can wait to thank me until you are basking in the satisfaction of getting "it" done.

Oh, and thanks Beaubear. I needed that!

Uhmmm, Chongo? Just thinking about what you might mete out has cured me. Thanks, but no thanks!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 07:56 PM

Ya' can't think like that, Bill... This is the way ya' should think... Like we men get out bitts kicked 24/7 by the fairer sex.... Right??? Well, of course, right!!!

It ain't often that we get a free shot and so when that occurs we gotta take it 'er it might not come 'round for another 100 years 'er so...

So when a womanz says "Take yer best shot" better take it... Even if it means that yer gonna have to soak yer foot in the salts the rest of the night from lacin' up too tight...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 07:58 PM

Spaw, I appreciate the time you spend finding such "cures" on line.

But Son, I gotta say this. I'm worried about you.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 08:01 PM

" we men get out butts kicked 24/7 by the fairer sex.... Right??? "

ummm...no, Bobert, ol' boy...can't say I agree. Maybe I just live right. *grin*

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 08:07 PM

Oh Bobertz, there be that womenz thing again. When you gonna realize the Wes' Ginny slide rule is part of the conspiracy against you.

LOL, Bill....You already know better than to listen to the Bobertz....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 08:08 PM

See? I knew it!   Great minds think alike. (Rita and I have great minds;^)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Tinker
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 08:26 PM

Okay Janie, I figure we can trade off a couple of swift boots. I really need to stay on track and clean -- instead I keep coming on this dang computer....


Kathy


Really I'm headed back to wash the kitchen floor.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 09:11 PM

Screw the kitchen floor. You need a swift kick out the door to a coffee klatch or happy hour wine fest with good friends or your husband.   Here comes a boot....!

Hi Kathy! I've been eagerly awaiting you.   House red or house white?

xxoo,

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 10:47 PM

Aw geeziz Tink..................You say you "Gotta' stay on track and clean" then talk about "coming on your computer'...............Damn! Do you realize how many one liners there are in those two phrases?

Stop it! Stop it now! You can't do this kind of thing to me......Just stop before the crass flies out my ass!

............coming on your computer....................gimmee strength..................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 09 - 07:39 PM

Not a good idea. The keys get too sticky.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Jan 09 - 08:49 PM

Saran Wrap

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Jan 09 - 01:04 PM

While de-cluttering I came across an old bullwhip from a long ago Getaway.

All those suffering from self pity line up on the right.
Whiners to the left.


KRACK!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Wesley S
Date: 12 Jan 09 - 01:06 PM

I once heard someone say - "I don't want to wallow in self-pity. But can I dip my big toe into it and wiggle it around some?"

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Mrrzy
Date: 12 Jan 09 - 03:06 PM

*Sigh.* Sign me up.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Swift Kick. Sign Up Here
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Jan 09 - 04:56 PM

Big ole Ex Army Boots tomorrow, de rigeur... got fencing arriving and I need something to stomp down the remaining undergrowth... or kick the c&*p out of the old panels (which are in such a state that a good hard flick with a wash cloth will have 'em in pieces), whichever is most theraputic. I may just chalk 'Bobert' on one, just so he doesn't feel left out.

LTS