BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)

Subject: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticke
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 03:13 PM

Didn't want this to get lost in the old bumper sticker thread, so I am starting a new one with it. Thought all of the shanty singers would like it:

Dog is my co-pirate

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 03:23 PM

LOL - I LIKE that one!

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 03:42 PM

giggle

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 10 Feb 09 - 03:48 PM

Hmmm, Kat, is this making fun of dyslexics who can't pronounce their Rs? That is a Somali dog these days, is it not? Big Chuckles.

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 Feb 09 - 12:15 AM

Ah, "Somali dog" indeed!*bg*

I saw another one which had a slightly different twist to it, today:

Jesus died for you
Because he couldn't live without you.

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: Gurney
Date: 11 Feb 09 - 04:45 AM

People who fly planes sometimes express the long-ago as "Since Pontius was a pilot!"

I haven't had a licence since....

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Feb 09 - 04:50 AM

I remember one from years back, that said....

"Save gas...Fart in a bottle"

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: bald headed step child
Date: 11 Feb 09 - 05:17 AM

My favorite is still,

"envision whirled peas"

Usually seen on the back of a VW Beetle.

BHSC

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 11 Feb 09 - 08:36 AM

There's a standard bumper sticker: "I slow down for horses"

I want one that says:
"I slow down for horses,
And for caravans, but not by choice!"

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: Gurney
Date: 12 Feb 09 - 04:27 AM

I've always liked the old "Eschew Obfuscation."

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 12 Feb 09 - 06:10 AM

At the risk of appearing sexist, the one often cited as "the scariest" is the vanity plate (which I've seen from at least four states, in photos on the web):

PMS 24/7

(It's supposed to be a warning not to tail-gate?)

John

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: kendall
Date: 12 Feb 09 - 07:35 AM

My favorite is still from the Watergate era..IMPEACH THE COX SACKER

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Feb 09 - 11:02 AM

Allow Bush Cheney
to share a cell

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: robomatic
Date: 12 Feb 09 - 12:55 PM

Some folks I know claimed they made and mounted their own bumper sticker:

Jesus died for your sins
Make it worth his while!

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: EBarnacle
Date: 12 Feb 09 - 08:13 PM

Maybe its because I have worked in the renal field but that bumper sticker sounds like an encouragement to donate your organs.

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 09 - 10:10 PM

I put a sign on my office door:

Due to budgetary constraints, we have been forced to turn off the light at the end of the tunnel.

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: keberoxu
Date: 27 Apr 18 - 11:39 AM

Just saw a bumper sticker on a parked car:

it's in caps, but I won't do the all-caps in repeating it.

At Least The War
On The Environment
Is Going Well

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: michaelr
Date: 27 Apr 18 - 07:50 PM

Being in the printing trade, I have made my own bumper stickers. Examples:

SINNERS HAVE MORE FUN
THIS VEHICLE MAKES WEIRD TURNS
IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
ANY FUNCTIONING ADULT 2020

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 27 Apr 18 - 08:48 PM

Not a bumper sticker, but I saw it in a tat shop today on one of those signs you can buy:


WARNING: TRESSPASSERS WILL BE SHOT. SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN."


This one was a real bumper sticker. God save me from forum swearing but I have to do it now. We have loads of signs on the backs of vans and trucks here saying things like "Well driven? Ring xxxxxxx or visit xxxx.co.uk..."

Well this bumper sticker said "Badly driven? Go to gofuckyourself.co.uk..."

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 18 - 09:12 PM

I saw one a few years ago that read "Don't Re-Elect Anybody."

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 27 Apr 18 - 09:38 PM

Seen on the side of a bulk tanker that collects waste from septic tanks: this tanker is full of politicians' promises."

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: meself
Date: 27 Apr 18 - 10:53 PM

I like the idea of "Too good to be buried!", myself.

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: Rusty Dobro
Date: 30 Apr 18 - 02:50 AM

'I may be old, but I saw all the best bands!'

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: Mrrzy
Date: 30 Apr 18 - 07:10 AM

Best vanity tag/personalized plates: MU67LY

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Apr 18 - 09:29 AM

that took a minute,thanks

Politically unfunny and/or undecipherable; Folkvangr VA Hospital, Trump Valhalla Resorts, Dictmocratic-Judicial-Transition, EPA = Eliminated Protection Agency, Get Rich then love Trump, Make the BUND great again.
Trump's Peace Prize is biggest

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 30 Apr 18 - 10:06 AM

I've always liked the somewhat sexist one I saw in London years ago:
"Your family may not have been on the Mayflower but your daughter certainly came across last night"
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: leeneia
Date: 30 Apr 18 - 12:57 PM

First sticker:

MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT SUCHANDSUCH SCHOOL.

Second sticker:

MY KID CAN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR HONOR STUDENT

Sticker I would like to add to 2nd car:

DRIVER IS ILLITERATE AND UNAWARE OF WHAT HIS BUMBERSTICKER ACTUALLY SAYS.

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 30 Apr 18 - 01:01 PM

One I saw recently
IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE...... OH SHIT
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: frogprince
Date: 30 Apr 18 - 05:08 PM

So far as I know, I can claim this sticker concept as original:
"God is my co-pilot; He steers while I text".

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 30 Apr 18 - 09:00 PM

brilliant, frogprince

I've thought for years that many of our drivers know they are god/goddess/ruler of the universe & that the road rules don't apply to them. Sydney's drivers need 200% concentration to deal with these drivers who change lanes & ignore speed limits or are texting as they drive.

I recently watched a gi-normous 4-wheeldrive (SUV) approaching me whose driver had one hand on the wheel, the other was holding what I assumed was his his mobile (cell) phone because his eyes were glued to whatever he was holding - fortunately he was using cruise control so was not in any danger of straying out of his lane ...

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: leeneia
Date: 01 May 18 - 12:44 PM

Sandra, cruise control only controls your speed. Steering is up to the driver.

Such foolishness is all too common. I'm sorry you were put at risk.

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: meself
Date: 01 May 18 - 01:36 PM

leeneai: that was my initial reaction - then I realized that Sandra was being sarcastic (re: cruise control). I think!

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: leeneia
Date: 03 May 18 - 01:50 PM

Oh. Okay.

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 May 18 - 02:26 PM

Observed, within the past hour, on the back
of a weatherbeaten black sedan in my lane of traffic:

Just Because I Drive A SUBARU
Doesn't Mean I'm A Liberal

(eastern Massachusetts, US)

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: Hobart
Date: 06 May 18 - 10:23 PM

Spotted on the back of a Cooper Mini: Does this car make my butt look fat?

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 May 18 - 05:52 PM

What if we destroy the planet before Jesus gets back?

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 May 18 - 05:54 PM

“It's hard to convince people that you're killing them for their own good.” — Molly Ivins

Subject: RE: BS: Too good to be buried (new bumper sticker)
From: gillymor
Date: 07 May 18 - 08:02 PM

Back when bumper stickers declaring "My Other Car is a Mercedes" were popular I spied one on a rusty old Chevy Impala that claimed "My Other Car is also a Piece of Shit".