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Subject: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: Mrrzy Date: 26 Mar 09 - 05:09 PM Y'all see this? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: Barry Finn Date: 26 Mar 09 - 05:27 PM the Bobcat was just lookin for the man that shot it's paw. Barry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: Lonesome EJ Date: 26 Mar 09 - 06:08 PM a tail of destruction |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: katlaughing Date: 26 Mar 09 - 06:27 PM If that woman did injure it, that might explain it being so aggressive, esp. if it was in any kind of pain. IMO, it would have been better if they'd tranq'd it, then assessed what was wrong. I hate reading about critters being killed and i have held a bobcat, full-sized, in my arms, well it kind of dangled there, down past my knees, and they are beautiful animals. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: Don Firth Date: 26 Mar 09 - 06:33 PM The bartender should never have tried to card the bobcat! Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 26 Mar 09 - 06:38 PM My brother sent this story to me. It was kind of a running gag, and he said HIS bobcat obviously left town and headed to Arizona. A year ago, when moving into a new house, he'd left the front door open even though it didn't have a screen. Next thing he knows, his dog (a German shorthaired pointer) is in a terrific battle all through the living room with this large cat. It finally ran out of the house and he realized it was a bobcat. Everything needed to be cleaned, and the dog was okay, but it was a big surprise. (He's up in Washington State) SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: JennieG Date: 27 Mar 09 - 12:32 AM When I first saw the thread title I thought it said "Bobert walks into a bar"...... Cheers JennieG |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: Genie Date: 27 Mar 09 - 12:49 AM Well, if Bobert walked into a bar and bit several women, the cops might shoot him too. So I advise against it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: Art Thieme Date: 27 Mar 09 - 11:48 PM It should've ordered a catatonic! Art |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: JennieG Date: 28 Mar 09 - 12:35 AM Oh Art....have a heart, I'm drinking coffee......it's not so good up the nose! Cheers JennieG |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 28 Mar 09 - 12:44 AM Jennie, you saw his name in the thread, you know perfectly well that you should have finished swallowing and put your drink down before advancing to his contribution to the conversation. :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: Art Thieme Date: 28 Mar 09 - 04:14 PM Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "You want a beer?" Descartes answers, "I think not" -- and he disappears! (art) sheepishly |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: fumblefingers Date: 28 Mar 09 - 08:23 PM The barman says, "we don't get many bobcats in here." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 29 Mar 09 - 02:40 AM ...and the bobcat says "at these prices I'm not surprised"? It didn't look as big as I thought they were. I expected something like a leopard but it looked like a big domestic cat. Mind you, I wouldn't even try to tackle of of those having had a few! DeG |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: meself Date: 29 Mar 09 - 08:06 AM Yeah - they get pretty aggressive when they've had a few ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: Sorcha Date: 29 Mar 09 - 09:46 AM I think it turns out the cat was rabid....?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: open mike Date: 29 Mar 09 - 10:37 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOJ6jd2ldkA |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 30 Mar 09 - 01:17 PM Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter, in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says, "Nice pigs, Sir" The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi" The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, Sir!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: GUEST,The Ex Presidient Date: 30 Mar 09 - 02:11 PM That's cool! I tried trading Don Rumsfeld for a spelling coarse at Univ of Phoenix Online but they wouldn't go for it! I hope the new presidient is enjoying the white house, or the "ol casa blanca" as I used to call it! I bet I could beat him at bowling! Although I feel like I bailed out of the decider role just in the nick of time, I miss those helicopter rides and most of all Air Force Uno and the nifty flight jacket with the presidient's seal on it too! My Dad said I should of been able to keep my victry flight suit too but they said they needed it for the War on Terrists. I have been busy working on my retrospeteve of my presidiency, which I am dictating while I drink my black cherry koolade in between brush-cutting sessions on the ranch. But what I really wanted to say is this...bobcats are no laughing matter when they are in a bar! Once Jimmy Joe Crimster and me sedated one on Jack Daniels and took him into the Stardust Tavern in Houston and he woke up from the loud music and scratched several folks and got me and Jimmy thrown out just when we were about to talk two exotic dancers into leaving with us. Add that to my list of regrets! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 30 Mar 09 - 02:28 PM Hey, Ol' EX, I'm glad to hear SOMETHING you did during your tenure, was successful! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: John Hardly Date: 31 Mar 09 - 06:02 AM ...you have a drink named "Bob"? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobcat walks into a bar... From: bobbytee Date: 31 Mar 09 - 06:50 AM new gardener at the whitehouse, knocks on the back door and says, where do you keep the spades. now unemployed. |
