BS: Life is for the Birds

Subject: BS: Life is for the Birds
From: olddude
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 10:53 AM

I heard tell that life is for the birds ... and watching this big woodpecker outside my house I figured it all out and it is true

The creator said ... Ah the robin, you can hop around and find big worms to eat, really easy job
and songbirds ... I will make big fat moths and you will never go hungry
the crow ... sit in a tree by a busy highway and wait for a neighbors cat to get waffled on the highway

Now the woodpecker ... ok, you bird have to drill a hole in a tree with your face to fine what you need !

Most people I know today are the woodpecker, life hitting them in the face while the robins get fat on garden worms

Subject: RE: BS: Life is for the Birds
From: number 6
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 10:59 AM

And then there are the seagulls that sh&t on ya when flying above.

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Life is for the Birds
From: Wesley S
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 12:58 PM

All I know is that bald eagles taste like chicken.

Subject: RE: BS: Life is for the Birds
From: olddude
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 02:27 PM

Wes
great with BBQ sauce

Subject: RE: BS: Life is for the Birds
From: Wesley S
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 02:32 PM

And a little Condor salad on the side??? Mmmmm.......

Subject: RE: BS: Life is for the Birds
From: gnu
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 03:00 PM

AUK!

Subject: RE: BS: Life is for the Birds
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 05:55 PM

Watch out for the tits.


LTS