BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!

Subject: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 May 09 - 09:04 AM

FREE BONERS FOR THE UNEMPLOYED!

If you've lost your job be of good cheer. Pfizer will give you Viagra at no charge! Pretty good huh? Still depressed? No problem. You can get Zoloft free too!

While I admire Pfizer for the program, I think I would have mentioned all the life saving drugs that are free and kinda' downplayed the Viagra.   Besides, the generic Viagra (mycoxaphalin) is already pretty cheap.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 15 May 09 - 09:09 AM

Aha ! But you can only take viagra if you've taken a course of the depression resulting non stimulatory drug; Mycoxadangling. You can also get cheap Mycoxaflopping which doesn't work so well.

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 15 May 09 - 09:31 AM

Reminds me of Alice Coopers lyrics:

Can't get a girl cos I ain't got a car

... duh nunuh nuh ...

Can't get a car cos I ain't got a job

... duh nunuh nuh ...

Gonna find myself a girl with a car and a job

... duh nunuh nuh ...


etc...


till then the Viagra is pretty pointless.

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 May 09 - 09:36 AM

I dunno' lox.......Maybe some guy who lost his job might enjoy just hanging out (so to speak) around home just whacking off........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 15 May 09 - 09:44 AM

It could be the answer to unemployment ...

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 May 09 - 09:50 AM

No, but it stops them rolling out of bed in the morning.

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 May 09 - 09:57 AM

I just don't understand the Viagra though. Wouldn't losing your job be hard enough.................


I'll get my coat...........


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 15 May 09 - 10:12 AM

"Yes, he's still looking for work, but somehow he's staying up through the ordeal...". It's a morale thing. Some day, he'll be able to look back and say "Those were hard times...thanks to Pfizer!"




A

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: Wesley S
Date: 15 May 09 - 10:57 AM

Why is the song "Hard Times Come Again No More" running through my brain....

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: frogprince
Date: 15 May 09 - 11:18 AM

I thought you'd found a Craigslist ad for some gal who was offering to do some pro boner (oops, that's pro bono)service for the unemployed.

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 15 May 09 - 11:58 AM

All I can think of are all of the beagles the bastards at Pfizer test on...gives a whole new meaning to give a dog a bone.

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 15 May 09 - 11:59 AM

LOL Wesley!

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: TheSnail
Date: 15 May 09 - 12:41 PM

katlaughing

gives a whole new meaning to give a dog a bone.

"Dachshunds with erections can't climb stairs." - Les Barker.

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 May 09 - 12:52 PM

All I can think of is that, as I think I heard right a few days ago, Viagra and Cialis are the same company. A Sex Monopoly like that really ought to get fed scrutiny, and the "competition" between the products in ad campaigns is just another money-grabbing maneuver. What next-- Quiznos and Subway alla-da-same-same? Five dollar footlongs, versus four dollar footlongs?

Size may not matter but the bottom line does. Nicking a paddywhack, indeed!

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 09 - 01:00 PM

Even without erections dachshunds don't like a few inches of snow.

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 May 09 - 01:20 PM

True. And they have some difficulty with stairs, but they can manage them quite nicely when they're still young and limber. Later on it gets to be a real problem.

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 16 May 09 - 01:48 AM

If it wasn't for Viagra...he wouldn't have LOST his job!

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 16 May 09 - 05:34 AM

It's a little known fact that five times as much energy and money go into research on things like viagra, as are expended on Alzheimers research.

Look to the glorious future, when men of advanced age have permanent erections, and absolutely NO idea what to do with them.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 16 May 09 - 05:42 PM

Don,

People have made me spill my drink in pubs by telling me jokes out loud, but yours is the first that I have read that has had the same effect.

You have a twisted cruel sense of humour and I love it!!!

The more times I run the image through my mind the more I laugh.

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: Amergin
Date: 17 May 09 - 01:31 AM

There are already thousands of people who have been sufficiently screwed by the government agents who examine each unemployment claim for a reason to deny....and there are the ones who have been screwed because their unemployment ran out and they are unable to get an extension...

They are getting plenty of free sex...the problem is the beaurocrats don't use lubricant....

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 May 09 - 03:28 AM

"when men of advanced age have permanent erections, and absolutely NO idea what to do with them"

1. In my experience, age has no bearing on this problem.

2. It could be worse, it could be the other way around.

3. Where can I get me a job in one of these care homes?!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 17 May 09 - 01:06 PM

Hmmm...

I never really thought through the implication of the nautical old sailing terms describing a ship tearing along, cutting through the waves "with a bone in her teeth."

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: olddude
Date: 17 May 09 - 01:57 PM

Don
at least they would have a place to hang their Hat

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 17 May 09 - 02:40 PM

So Maids when you're yound - go on and wed an old man

For he's found his dingdurum.

Subject: RE: BS: Jobless? Get Good Sex for FREE!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 17 May 09 - 03:20 PM

Jobless.... ahhhhh... if you could get good sex for free... nevermind.