BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh

Subject: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Janie
Date: 25 May 09 - 09:52 PM

Only 14 shopping days until Joe is minz.

(Ours.) He warrants a consortium.

Eat your heart (fart) out, 'Spaw.

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Joe Offer
Date: 25 May 09 - 10:09 PM

Just so you all know, I'm up for sale in the Mudcat Auction. I've feigned fright about all this, but I have to admit I wouldn't mind being the property of any (or all) of the major bidders....

Be still, my throbbing....heart.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Sorcha
Date: 25 May 09 - 10:13 PM

So, who is paying the freight? LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Amergin
Date: 25 May 09 - 11:03 PM

Well...I would pay a couple of cents for ya, Joe! My parents could use a pet Joe to work around the house.....

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Amos
Date: 25 May 09 - 11:23 PM

Aw, Joe, I'd pay yer fare, but my mother is from the Northeast, and was an Abolitionist...

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Joe Offer
Date: 25 May 09 - 11:25 PM

That's OK, Amos and Amergin. I mean, you're nice guys and all - but I much prefer bidders of the distaff ilk. I'll cover the freight with air miles...

-joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: artbrooks
Date: 26 May 09 - 12:10 AM

I understand Ann Coulter is looking for her very own lib'ral to abuse....

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 May 09 - 03:55 AM

Can I raise the bidding to a jar of pickles and a fat pecker?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: artbrooks
Date: 26 May 09 - 09:38 AM

Gotta watch that trans-Atlantic English usage, Liz.

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 26 May 09 - 12:08 PM

LTS, watch your dialect!

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Bill D
Date: 26 May 09 - 12:53 PM

(someone oughta go by LTS's place and 'knock her up' and explain it....*grin*)

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 May 09 - 02:00 PM

Ziss gonna end on his birfday?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 26 May 09 - 02:37 PM

If so, will he be presented to the winner in his birthday suit?

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Joe Offer
Date: 26 May 09 - 03:05 PM

Oh, no, Topsie. I'll come gift-wrapped.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: GUEST,guest_olddude
Date: 26 May 09 - 04:53 PM

Hey Joe,
can you do roofing ??   LOL ... I have a 40ft ladder for ya

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Lox
Date: 26 May 09 - 05:02 PM

... after knocking her up and showing her what a fat pecker is, you could go outside and smoke a fag ...

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 26 May 09 - 05:47 PM

...which is why I changed to cigars...

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Joe Offer
Date: 27 May 09 - 01:43 AM

Not interested in the 40 ft. ladder, olddude. Now, if you have a 40 ft. trailer, I'll sleep in it - may even sing you a song about it.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work
Date: 27 May 09 - 08:21 AM

You lot have such filthy minds!!!

How about a small green quilt to add to the bid?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 May 09 - 10:30 AM

530 posts (?) and still hasn't broken 100.

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: ranger1
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 08:48 PM

Heh, heh. I still have the winning bid.

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Janie
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 09:31 PM

Not anymore.

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 03:06 AM

If it helps, the fat pecker has worms in it....

and I'm sewing the quilt today...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: ranger1
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 06:37 PM

Mine again.

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 06:43 PM

Ah! Joe will soon belong to some wanton, wantin', woman!

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Janie
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 09:34 PM

He's trying to keep himself to himself.

But I won't give up without a fight!

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Joe Offer
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 04:20 AM

Well, I got past 69 without incident - that was the important issue.
Can it be that there are only 5 days left in the auction? Gee, I hope my dream woman hasn't given up on me. She hasn't bid in a while now...

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Janie
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 06:32 AM

The girl of your dreams has a broken computer. Much as I hate to, friendship may demand that start bidding on her behalf as the time gets nearer......or, as the plot unfolds....

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 08:58 AM

Joe has a foldable plot? Does his doctor know?

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: ranger1
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 09:31 AM

I'm not sure how much the plot is unfolding, but it sure is thickening...

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 11:14 AM

Thith whole conthept ith thickening.

Thelling a yourthelf like that!

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: GUEST,Slag
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 03:52 PM

Make Joe an offer? Seems like I'm a little late for that. First Liz was on about her tits and now about a fat pecker...full of worms? How can anyone compete with that.

Joe, change your last name to Onner and I think you'll see the world in a whole new light!

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Janie
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 11:32 PM

No, no, no. We are not making Joe an offer. We are making an offering for Joe. Anyone who wins can then decide if they wish to make an offering of Joe.

And by the way, I currently have the high bid.

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: ranger1
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 12:00 AM

Not for much longer, dearie.

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Janie
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 12:52 AM

The woman of his dreams is frantically trying to get back on-line before the close of this quite extraordinary auction sale.

Can she do it......?









And if so, can she outbid moi?

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 08:17 AM

I'm not sure I approve of this artificial jacking up the price... I can't go any higher than some tits, a fat pecker with worms and a fancy bedcover, although there's a jar of jam somewhere that might be still edible...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Janie
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 01:01 PM

LTS, Maybe if we take into account the postage for sending all that stuff across the pond to Max?

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Janie
Date: 06 Jun 09 - 10:41 AM

Oh, the excitement of the chase....

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Joe_F
Date: 06 Jun 09 - 10:24 PM

Where is the link to the nude photo? Are we all bidding on a pig in a poke?

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Janie
Date: 06 Jun 09 - 11:24 PM

We? We?

Put some money on the table, Bro!

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jun 09 - 07:11 AM

I can't do a pig in a poke, but would you like a cat in a bag to let out?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 07 Jun 09 - 12:40 PM

Of course, there may be another woman 'out here' who's waiting until the final moments to outdo all the other lassies. ;0)

I can hear Joe from here.."Oh NOOOOOOOO!"


Do you get to keep him for ever though?

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Janie
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 12:00 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Janie
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 10:41 PM

The tension is nearly unbearable....

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Joe Offer
Date: 09 Jun 09 - 01:06 AM

It's all over now, baby blue....

-Joe, on his way to Maine-

(is black fly season over yet?)

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jun 09 - 08:16 AM

It's only blackfly season in Maine when there's a vowel in the month... so I hear!

Come to London, we don't get no steenkeeng blackfly!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Ooh, Joe Offer, the time is drawing nigh
From: ranger1
Date: 09 Jun 09 - 08:23 AM

Well, you could stop in North Carlina first. Two members of The Consortium are there.